BS: jOhn and World Peace

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: s6k
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 03:08 AM

The helloo we translate English to Spanish / Russian etc using a free translating of internet, and then translating back to English, and we finish for top with a pole that looks was itself of you! its big! more latter I will translate place this I fez in Portuguese and then back to English and place again!

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Peace
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:47 PM

That's beautiful.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:45 PM

And a song of St.Pete's, via Russian, Portugese, and French:
From which he has the flowers that kept, the long time, passing? From which he has the flowers that kept, the long back of times? From which he has the flowers that kept? The girls choose us, everyone. When they never will study? Of when they never will study?

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: s6k
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 03:12 AM

helloo we are translating english to spanish / russian etc using a free internet translator, and then translating back to english, and we end up with a post that looks like it was from you! its great! later i will translate this post i have made into portuguese and then back to english and post again!

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 08:17 PM

oh.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 07:12 PM

It's a new way of appreciating squirrels.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 07:06 PM

heloo, waht all this is about then?

jOhn

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Peace
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 12:12 PM

This is definitely BIG.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Pied Piper
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 10:46 AM

Here's "Blowin in the Wind" E>R>E

How many roads should the person (man) descent(release)
Before you call his(its) person (man)?
Yes, 'n', how many the seas owe a white sail of the pigeon
Before she(it) sleeps in sand?
Yes, 'n' how many time should the fly of spheres of the instrument
Before they are for ever forbidden?
The answer, my friend, is blowin ' in a wind,
The answer - blowin ' in a wind.

How many the person (man) should search for time
Before it(he) can see the sky?
Yes, 'n', how many ears should have one person (man)
Before it(he) can hear shout of people?
Yes, 'n', how many deaths will take it, while it(he) does not know
It is too many people has died?
The answer, my friend, is blowin ' in a wind,
The answer - blowin ' in a wind.

How many years can exist mountain
Before it is washed up to sea?
Yes, 'n', how many years can exist some people
Before to them allow (allow) to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many time the person (man) can turn his(its) head,
It(He) only does not see pretence?
The answer, my friend, is blowin ' in a wind,
The answer - blowin ' in a wind.


E>P>E

As much as roads must a walk of man for bass before of you call him a man? Yes, 'n' how many seas must a pombo white sail before of her sleeps in the sand? Yes, 'n' as much
as times must the balls of cannon fly before from them eternally they are prohibited? The answer, my friend, blow in the wind, THE answer blow in the wind.

As much as times must a look of man for top before of him can see the heaven? Yes, 'n' as much as ears must a man have before of him can hear the persons cry? Yes, 'n' as much as
deaths that will take to him knows That persons too died? The answer, my friend, blow in the wind, THE answer blow in the wind.

How many years are able to a mountain exist before of is washed to the sea? Yes, 'n' how many years are able to some persons exist before of them they are permitted be freely? Yes, 'n'
as much as times are able to a man turn to his head, Pretending he only not sees? The answer, my friend, blow in the wind, THE answer blow in the wind.

PP

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: s6k
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 06:55 AM

lmfao!!!

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: mooman
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 06:18 AM

I do believe you may be on to something here Brucie. Let us consider this randomly selected and anonymized piece of Mudcat invective:

Another Mr/Ms xxx stalking thread to me above that I am forced to respond to because this anus face is a complete douchebag loser.. he's not even a good insulter.

I do believe all of that wine has fucked up your brain, Mr/Ms xxx. Time again to blow yourself with a straw. Please do use your Listerine, Mr/Ms xxx or at least cross your legs. Your breath is killing us all.

Let us jOhnize into Portuguese:

Uma outra linha stalking de Mr/Ms xxx a mim acima daquela eu sou forçado a responder porque esta cara do anus é um loser. completo. he's do douchebag não nivela um insulter bom. Eu acredito que todo esse vinho fodeu acima seu cérebro, tempo de Mr/Ms xxx. se fundir outra vez com uma palha. Por favor use seu Listerine, Mr/Ms xxx ou cruza ao menos seus pés. Sua respiração é matança nós todos.

and from there to French:

Une autre ligne stalking de Mr/Ms xxx à moi ci-dessus de celle moi suis forcé à répondre parce que ce visage de l'anus est une loser. complète he's de douchebag ne nivelle pas un insulter bon. Je crois que tout ce vin fodeu ci-dessus son cerveau, temps de Mr/Ms xxx. se fusionnera autre fois avec une paille. S'il vous plaît utilise son Listerine, Mr/Ms xxx ou croise à petits leurs pieds. Sa respiration est tuerie nous tous.

and from there to Greek:

Μη άλλη γραμμή stalking του K/Kas xxx σε με ανωτέρω αυτός αναγκάζομαι να απαντήσω επειδή αυτή η αντιμετώπιση του l'anus είναι ένα loser. πλήρες he's του douchebag βράσιμο ένας να προσβάλει καλός. Θεωρώ ότι ένα όλο αυτό το κρασί ανωτέρω fodeu ο εγκέφαλός του, ο χρόνος του K/Kas xxx. θα συγχωνευτούν άλλη φορά με ένα άχυρο. S'il εσείς αρέσει χρησιμοποιεί το Listerine του, K/Kas xxx ή διασχίζει στα μικρά πόδια τους. Η αναπνοή του είναι θανάτωση εμείς όλοι.

...and back to English:

Not other line of stalking K of/Mrs xxx in with above this I am forced to answer because this confrontation l'anus is loser. complete he's douchebag vra'sjmo to offend good. I consider that a this all the wine above fodeu his brain, the time of K of/Mrs xxx. they will be incorporated other time with a straw. S'il you likes uses his Listerine, K of/Mrs xxx or crosses in their small legs. His breathing is killing we all.

...and let us try Russian:

Не другая линия stalking к of/Mrs xxx внутри с вышеуказанным это я принуждаюсь ответить потому что этой конфронтацией l'anus будет douchebag vra'sjmo loser. вполне he's для того чтобы обидеть хорошее. Я учитываю что это полностью вино над fodeu его мозг, время к of/Mrs xxx. они будет включено другое время с сторновкой. S'il вы любите пользы его Listerine, к of/Mrs xxx или кресты в их малых ногах. Его дышая будет умерщвление мы все.

...and finally back into English!

Not another line stalking to of/Mrs xxx inside with that point out aboveed this I constrain myself to answer because this confrontation l'.anus will be douchebag vra'.sjmo loser. completely he'.s in order to offend good. I consider that this its completely fault above fodeu brain, time to of/Mrs xxx. they will be switch oned another time with straw. S'.il you love benefits its Listerine, to of/Mrs xxx or crosses in their small feet. Him breathing it will be killing we everything.

Fully jOhnized I'm sure you'll agree, far less likely to lead to a major diplomatic incident and good reading as well!

Peace

moo

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 04:43 AM

Punch the Horse

Óäàðüòå êóëàêîì Ëîøàäü

Strike a fist the Horse

Wonderful!

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Peace
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 12:34 AM

First it was blow-up dolls. Then goats. Followed by penguins. And skwerilles, skuwhilles, squerrells--hell, you know. Now my computer has a memory. RIGHT!

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 12:10 PM

They don't go blue for you, because you have already been there and it's in the memory of your computer.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Peace
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 02:58 PM

Ellenpoly,

I have had the blue clicky thing explained to be over a dozen times and I still can't make the things go blue. Thank you.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 11:40 AM

*L*

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 05:49 AM

Try it!


..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: s6k
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 05:17 AM

i cant stop laughing.

BACHELOR OF SCIENCES THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 04:03 AM

Sic-em! Hang-em, jOhn---there's enough rope there now!

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Peace
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 03:32 AM

out of sight, out of mind

вне поля зрения, из мнения

Outside of a field of vision, from opinion

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Gurney
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 03:28 AM

I have heard that if you translate the phrase 'out of sight, out of mind' into Russian, it comes out as 'invisible lunatic!'

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 02:56 AM

I believe.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Peace
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 02:07 AM

Wow!

Ron, the translation site is

http://www.freetranslation.com/

Part of it is free. That's the part I use. For people who require excellent translation, they have humans who will do it for a fee. That's the part I don't use. However, it's a neat site and it's helped me to find some stuff for the folks in the non-BS section.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 01:58 AM

And, I forgot...Visualize Whirled Peas.....LOL

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 01:52 AM

Oh dear, oh dear...ROF....LMAO! Please don't send Sir jOhn to the Russians..what wouldd we do for laffs? Or hamsters, bones in the bog and dead cats in the bins?
I have to stop laffing now...it hurts too much!

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Mudlark
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 12:42 AM

Great thread, perfect antidote to B/K Debate II...

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Ron Davies
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 12:25 AM

Love it, brucie, particularly the Russian. I've been trying to learn Russian, and with jOhnisms sprinkled in it's perfect.

What site is that?

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 06:26 PM

oh. oh. oh.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 05:12 PM

Go, Mary!

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: mg
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 04:57 PM

OKAYMock me, if you become, but here the key is some share, the seed, the trouble=frewelt beginnings. I mean statement that it is necessary to represent governments to test so employed feckin ', that it is also always that is meant: hey, veiled, CPas DE CPlus DE GUERRE!sind, was auch immer are das STI besagt STI: hey, veiled, KEIN MEHR KRIEG!

English to German to French to English..gotta try on Babblefish.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:36 PM

PORTUGUESE TO ENGLISH AND BACK.

Vesper is simultaneous crude rendering of anywhere that a bicycle can plant. If you create maximum force upon a point of clarity it will equal the inverse of the square. Possibly not a problem. While exceeding mass of the enclosure be certain to deduce perplexing resolutions of all outstanding debates. No one can disagree with this. I am enticing certain propensity to avoid all delay. World peace may be a certainty with jOhn.

A véspera é interpretação bruta simultânea de em qualquer lugar que uma bicicleta pode plantar. Se cria força máxima sobre um ponto de clareza igualará o inverso do quadrado. Talvez não um problema. Enquanto massa excessiva do cerco é certo a deduce resoluções desconcertantes de todos debates destacados. Pode discordar com isto. Enticing certa propensão evitar toda demora. Paz mundial pode ser uma certeza com jOHN.

The day before is simultaneous rough interpretation of in any place that a bicycle can plant. If it creates forces maxim about a point of clareza will equalize the inverse one of the square. Perhaps not a problem. Excessive while batter of the fence is certain to deduce disconcerting resolutions of everybody debates noticeable. Can discord with this. Enticing certain propensity avoid all delay. World peace can be a certainty with jOHN.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:27 PM

WE HAVE GOT LIFT OFF.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: GUEST,vesper
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:21 PM

Vesper is simultaneous crude rendering of anywhere that a bicycle can plant. If you create maximum force upon a point of clarity it will equal the inverse of the square. Possibly not a problem. While exceeding mass of the enclosure be certain to deduce perplexing resolutions of all outstanding debates. No one can disagree with this. I am enticing certain propensity to avoid all delay. World peace may be a certainty with jOhn.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:14 PM

Oh.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:08 PM

The concept seems good, Brucie, but in this instance, John's post was easier to understand after it went through the translator..

Subject: BS: jOhn and World Peace
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:59 PM

While fartin' around on another thread I tripped over this eloquent solution to achieve World Peace. Wars require misunderstandings, as do lost diplomatic opportunities at conference tables. Were people to be confused long enough so that they were frozen into inaction, bad things would cease to occur. The gestalt created by the melding of some stuff posted by jOhn, Ellenpoly, Bill D and other people who are significat yet will remain nameless ('cause I forget) has led me to the following conclusion: We need jOhn to write stuff for the United Nations, have his stuff run through a web-site free translator, and then rerun through the web translator to arrive at the final statement. I did just that with one of jOhn's posts from what he wrote into Russian and then back to English. Here is the result:

hello= this is bs thrad,
old people and little cars =rubbusg
little cars ie micra, nimi metro, and some= ford fiestas , but not many,,and not drive fast enouf, ie get behind them, and drive about 20 mile anh hor

привет = это - бакалавр наук thrad,
старики и небольшие автомобили =rubbusg
небольшие автомобили то есть micra, nimi метро, и некоторые = фиесты брода, но не многие, и не двигаются быстро enouf, то есть отстают от них, и ведут(везут) приблизительно 20 миль anh hor

Greetings = it is a bachelor of sciences thrad,
Old men and small automobiles =rubbusg
Small automobiles that is micra, nimi the underground, and the some people = fiestas of ford, but not many, also do not move quickly enouf, that is lag behind them, and conduct (carry) approximately 20 miles anh hor


OK. Mock me if you will, but somewhere here is the key, the seed, the beginnings of a trouble=free world. I mean to say that governments will be so feckin' busy trying to figure out whatever it is that's being said: hey, voila, NO MORE WAR!