BS: I am an arrogant asshole!

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 08:18 PM

You don't wanna know, BI. Trust me.

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 07:46 PM

Donkey punch? Am i being hideously niave, or is it a geographical thing?

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:58 PM

Speaking of which, does anyone know where the term, "piece of ass" came from? Strange term for whatever that is I forgot about on another thread.

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Cluin
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:29 PM

Oh?

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:29 PM

Why does your arsecrack run up and down instead of from side to side? 'Cos if it went from side to side, you'd mumble when you slid down hills...
BOOM BOOM!

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Once Famous
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:20 PM

I've known some cute babes who have had a nice fudgecutter.

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 05:16 PM

Just a thought...by proclaiming oneself to be an arrogant asshole, does one by default preclude oneself from being an arrogant asshole? Or just elevate oneself to new levels of assholedom...

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Tweed
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 10:53 AM

I congratulate you, B.Ignorant, for your proclamation and getting it off your chest. And Mingulay also, for indirectly announcing your own deep rooted arrogance. I invite all Mudcatters to shout in unison and Zappalike:

"I'm an Asshole, I'm an asshole, Yes yes!"

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 04:51 AM

It's all a question of spelling and culture. Here in the UK an ass is a donkey (sort of hairy horse type thing), so an asshole is a non specifically located hole in an equine beast, or a hole made by same.

An ARSEHOLE, however, is a different kettle of poisson altogether. As an arse is a specific part of the anatomy containing a functional hole used for the disposal of waste products in both solid and vaporous form.

Therefore, you are either as arrogant as a donkey or as a s**t tube. Seems to me neither is anything to shout about!

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Nerd
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 02:34 AM

You're weird, brucie

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 01:18 AM

OK, LH, let me see if'n I got it right. Petite crease enclosures deserve the same amount of respect as larger varieties? Kinda like one person one vote?

Also, you know why they're split north/south, right?
So's when yer sliding down bannisters/railings, you don't make a flapping sound.

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 12:30 AM

It's a vital feature of the body, without which we would all be up shit creek. Literally. Accordingly, it deserves a little respect.

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Peace
Date: 26 Oct 04 - 12:27 AM

The word 'asshole' is very strange. The ass would occasion very little in the way of remark were it not for the hole. No hole, and it would simply be a crease running north/south. Probably would't even be called an ass. Probably just be called a crease. (But then, that doesn't seem likely, because it is called an ass despite the crease. Go figger.) Anyway, then people would have to be arrogant creaseholes, and where is that at?

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Peace
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 04:54 PM

I don't know what to say.

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 04:44 PM

No problem.

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Once Famous
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 04:35 PM

Confirmed.

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 06:45 AM

Probably best not to argue Eric. Arrogant assholes have been known to turn nasty when challenged despite the fact that they are inherently mentally challenged all the time. Ignorance truly is bliss.

Grins in a sickly, garotted sort of way!

Subject: RE: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Oct 04 - 05:02 AM

Can't argue with that then.

eric

Subject: BS: I am an arrogant asshole!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 24 Oct 04 - 11:59 PM

There! Beat you to it! I admitted it! In your face! Mwahahahhahahaaahhahahaaaaaa...(evil laughter, phonetically)