BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners

Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Cluin
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 07:40 AM

"lips & assholes"?

That can mean a lot of different things... contents of a weiner, the destination of a weiner, some of the higher priced items on the menu of a bordello, a political assembly...

Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 05:39 AM

Jess Conrad!

Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 02:55 AM

Mystery bags.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 11:07 PM

I used to make them. It was my job, on occassion, to trapse into the shipping department, collect expired meats, and drag them on a dolly back to the end of the plant.

Then I would take all this old meat, and dump it into a giant vat, at least twenty feet across in my imagination, where giant automatic rakes spun slowly around in this ex-meat goo. So gooey it was, that from there it was sucked up through giant pipes (12" diameter?) to an upper floor where I never ventured.

I still eat them.

Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Peace
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 10:48 PM

What's in 'em? I heard it referred to as 'lips and assholes'.

Good though.

Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 10:43 PM

All the bits and pieces that are deemed to be too unpalatable to be served to you in an identifiable form, that's what...

Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 10:17 PM

Sodium nitrate, among other things. Which made us, as children, wonder: since Sodium Nitrate can be substituted for Potassium nitrate in gunpowder, could you stick a fuse in a weiner and use it as an explosive?

Really. We were a precocious bunch and knew more than we should have.

Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: number 6
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 10:13 PM

I've always hear that 'you wouldn't eat them if you knew what was in them' .... nobody has ever told me what is in them. Does anyone really know what is in them?

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Peace
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 06:57 PM

Why are your bags loose?

Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Cluin
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 06:32 PM

I know. I'm opting for a veggie pita instead.

Subject: RE: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 06:30 PM

You wouldn't eat them at all if you knew what goes into them... :-)

Subject: BS: Loose Bags / Rotten Weiners
From: Cluin
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 06:24 PM

Back to the store I go.