BS: Whelks, ways to kill them

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: GUEST,Bunnahbhain
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 09:33 AM

Drop a flowerpot of petunias, and a sperm whale on them, from orbit...

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 09:27 AM

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 01:22 AM

Hire spare hunters and hounds

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 09:48 PM

Kill a welk only makes one ponder, Kill a Lobster makes one really take this question to the higher University Level. See Maine, USA papers 2/15/05 to 2/16/05.

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 08:57 PM

Leave them in a room with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a handgun.

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Bert
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 07:37 PM

I thought he was already dead. But despite that his show still goes on, and on, and on, and....

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Mingulay
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 02:45 PM

Mr Ruble seems a little confused, he's saying that Miami is in Arizona, perhaps Mr Disney's faster rides have upset him.

What chances of accuracy with camel hump mounting system. Whelks 1 - Camels 0.

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 08:20 PM

Here is a picture of an Arabian whelk-hunter and his equipment.

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 08:10 PM

do they make a noise?

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Pogo
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 07:45 PM

Actually vicious as they are maybe " Whelkum to the Jungle " might be more appropriate ^_^

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 07:33 PM

insult them untl driven to suicide

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Peace
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 05:42 PM

Wouldn't want to 'urt this 'un, wouldja?

Keeper of the Kelp

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: skipy
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 05:28 PM

Mangle, dangle, tangle, strangle!





Means nothing unless you have done military survival course!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 05:14 PM

The theme tune is "Whelkum to my world"

DT

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Pogo
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 10:16 AM

eheheh...Sounds like the savage clams in Discworld...

O_O What would be their theme music for whelks to attack then? A polka played on the accordion??? I mean...innocent swimmers would have to have SOME kind of warning before hand

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:46 AM

Actually Whelks are quite bloodthirsty creatures:

Lightning Whelks live in sandy shallows from below the tide mark to deeper waters. These predatory carnivores bury themselves just under the surface of the sand where tender mollusks they like to eat are easy to find. Clams, scallops and oysters are favorites. The whelk attacks its prey in two ways. Either it grabs the bivalve with its big foot and pounds it apart on its own strong shell, or it inserts the outer lip of its own shell between the valves to force them apart. (From this informative page.)

Move over, Jaws...

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:37 AM

Isn't that a football team? The Whitby Whelks?

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:27 AM

These directions will only work for Whitby Whelks, first collect your whelk, bung it in a bucket, put bucket in wagon and drive wagon down the A174, A169, A64, A1(M) M1, M69 and finally A4600, remove bucket from wagon and abandon whelk on any nearby ground, it is important throughout this process NOT to talk to the Whelk. Make you return journey calling at a suitable hostelry of your choice (after you've parked the wagon)

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 08:49 AM

Just leave them alone, dammit! They'll die of loneliness.

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 08:40 AM

drown 'em in butter.

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 05:00 AM

Throw them out of a plane without a parachute

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Stu
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 04:53 AM

I find this thread deeply offensive and upsetting.

Whelks should be treated with love, respect and vinegar (damn!).

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Davetnova
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 04:07 AM

Hit them with an Iron.

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: GUEST,raggytash
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 03:55 AM

Gently poach in a little white wine and garlic, works for me

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Charley Noble
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:28 PM

Because of the "Kill Crabs" thread.

Another useless clone.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Bert
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:23 PM

Why? 'cos you don't want to eat them alive.

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:02 PM

Why?

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:00 PM

Leave 'em in your car in long-term parking at the airport while you're on vacation.

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: GUEST,Shanty panties
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 06:49 PM

Eat 'em live!

Subject: RE: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 06:49 PM

Hit with a hammer.

Subject: BS: Whelks, ways to kill them
From: skipy
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 06:47 PM

Boil!
Skipy