BS: 4 eels 1 quid.

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: Azizi
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 01:58 PM

That comment demands a response.

Either: "You talkin to me? You talkin to me?

Or: "When you call me that, smile."

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: GUEST,Nellie Caltt
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 10:23 AM

Feckin eejuts

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: GUEST,Azizi
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 10:22 AM

HA!!

Freda, I just read my first post in this thread...and I meant to say that I was taught NOT to talk bad about other people's food.

But in spite of my rush to submit, I guess you got what I meant to say...

HA! That was a Freudian slip if I ever made one...

When will I ever learn that rushing can get me in trouble...

One of these days but for now, Enjoy-I'm off and runnin!

:>}

Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: Azizi
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 09:57 AM

El Greko,

I see Freda faked you out for a minute there and I was the one missing in action.

LOL!!

Speaking of rap:

El Greko, you can use your creativity to put music to Freda's creative poem. But if you both are waitin for me to add a boom box beat or break out into break dance motions, you'll be waitin in vain.
LOL!!

But I stand on the sidelines and cheer you on.

You go, girlfriend!!

And you go, brotherman!!

Do your thing
with ah Rah Rah Rah Hip Boom Ba!!!




Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 09:38 AM

AND....

There she cooks by night and day
A cauldron soup with colours gay.
She has heard a whisper say,
A curse is on her if she stay
To cook at Camelot.

She knows not what the curse may be,
And so she cooketh steadily,
And little other care hath she,
The Lady of Shallott.

And sipping through a meal so clear
That cooks before her all the year,
Shallots and olive oil appear.
There she sees her dinner near
Unwinding down in Camelot;

There the soup's strong odour whirls,
And there the tasty pasta curls,
And the red skins of bacon grills,
Pass on some more shallotts.

But in her food she yet delights
To taste the evening's juicy bites,
For often through the silent nights
A chilli sauce with plumes and lights
And music , went to Camelot..

And then arrives Sir Hackalot and....

She left the soup, she left the room,
She made three paces through the room,
She saw his lance but in full bloom,
She saw the helmet and the plume,
She looked down to Camelot.

Out flew the web and floated wide;
The mirror cracked from side to side;
"The verrse is come upon me," cried
The Lady of Shallot.

(ps It's very cold in Sydney and I had soup for dinner tonight!!)

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 09:26 AM

The Lady of Shalot

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 09:21 AM

but of course, that shallot of nonsense. be careful, I can feel a Lady of Shallot welling up.......!

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 09:19 AM

RAP scallions, Lf, RAP!!

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: Leadfingers
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 09:12 AM

Scallions ?? Some folks call em spring onions , but they're really scallions !

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:58 AM

yep.

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: JennyO
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:58 AM

1 quid's pretty cheap for 4 eels.

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:48 AM

Excellent.

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:43 AM

that's very kind of you Azizi - but please say what you want about carving up eels (i'm a vegetarian, and that includes sea creatures!!)who knows, it could taste deeelicious! as for rapscallions, El G,
heres some Hip Hop Shallot for U!

It's a knife attack, coming from way back
My name is shallot baby, I don't play that jack
I'm from the Scallion crew, and I tell you it's true
Everything they say about Onions Too
I'm Hip Chop baby, ain't nothing nice
I drink g-juice and wouldn't cut it with ice
>From the Mudside baby, 4 eels thread
Can't understand why I'm not dead?
I'm not a cucumber, I'm a vogue
Like a Zenith wire wheel I roll
Got a fresh new treat, made to get eat
It was everything you wanted cause I can't be beat
Yeah baby that's it, do the split
Freak nasty all on my tip
I took it to my DJ fresh on wax
Put it on the turntable, I got taps
It started burning up, wires smoking
Had to be the sound coming straight from Mudand
Shallot, it's an eel attack
My name is Big Onion babe, I don't play that stuff
One young tender eel lost all hope
Slapped her in the face with my dunkey rope
Another young sucker tried to front my staff
Saw it on his face when they broke him in half
It was the Scallion Crew, and I tell you it's true
Everything they say about Onion Too
When I say my rhymes, I'm never fake
When you start my beat, that's when I break
On you, and it don't stop, and it don't stop, and it won't stop
Cause I'm Scalliont baby on the microphone and I'm macking

4 Eels 1 Quid
For eel I squid
Fore Eli's quit
I'll say my bit
its Hip Hop
Hip Chop
RAP RAP RAP
RAP Scallion

RAPs carrion
go marion
I quit
for eel I quit.
that's naughty
big shorty
I done my words
you guys are
turtles.

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:33 AM

Just the two of us, sista - I think blondie 's gone to bed...

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:30 AM

GROUP HUG!

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:29 AM

Oooh, I'm the sandwich between two great ladies!

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: Azizi
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:29 AM

El Greko,

My last post goes for you too!!

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: Azizi
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:28 AM

Well, there are two things I wanna say:

Freda, I greatly admire your wit & and your creativity.

And here's another thing:

The more of your posts that I read, the more I grow to love your spirit!

Freda, keep on keepin on!!



Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:26 AM

Great recipe, but the scallion should not be rapped, or a rapscallion is the unfortunate result.

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: Azizi
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:24 AM

Freda, I was taught to talk bad about somebody else's food.

I was also taught if I didn't have anything good to say, don't say anything.

So I won't.

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:21 AM

for eel, i quit!

Tian Ma Baked Eel
Chinese Dish!

1 living eel (about 500g)
box of sweet wheat sauce
fermented soybeans
seafood sauce
dark soy
light soy
sugar
gourmet powder
sorghum wine
delicious soup
maltose
salad oil
scallion
ginger shreds

1. Kill the eel, gash it in the abdominal part from the head to tail. Remove the bones, chop the head open.

2. Put the eel in the seasonings (except salad oil and maltose) mixture to pickle for half an hour. Bake it in an oven at 150C for 10 odd minutes.

3. After another 5-minute baking, coat it with maltose syrup, then bake it for 5 minutes once more. Finally, coat oil on it, and serve.

Subject: RE: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:17 AM

now, what can i say that's as good as "the enormous fecundity of your diseased brains .." ?

.. the enormous freak under your deceased drains...

Subject: BS: 4 eels 1 quid.
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Jun 05 - 08:14 AM

:-)