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BS: C-)))))))))))-C......

Bobert 07 Aug 05 - 10:37 PM
GUEST,Art Thieme 07 Aug 05 - 10:36 PM
open mike 07 Aug 05 - 10:31 PM
Bobert 07 Aug 05 - 10:15 PM
katlaughing 07 Aug 05 - 10:14 PM
number 6 07 Aug 05 - 09:59 PM
Bobert 07 Aug 05 - 09:55 PM
GUEST,Art Thieme 07 Aug 05 - 09:38 PM
Bobert 07 Aug 05 - 09:17 PM
Gray D 07 Aug 05 - 08:17 PM
Amos 07 Aug 05 - 07:29 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 07 Aug 05 - 01:35 PM
number 6 06 Aug 05 - 02:59 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Aug 05 - 11:48 AM
Mr Red 06 Aug 05 - 09:47 AM
Bobert 06 Aug 05 - 09:00 AM
ranger1 06 Aug 05 - 08:46 AM
Amos 06 Aug 05 - 01:18 AM
Cluin 06 Aug 05 - 12:18 AM
Peace 06 Aug 05 - 12:14 AM
wysiwyg 05 Aug 05 - 11:46 PM
Bobert 05 Aug 05 - 11:42 PM
number 6 05 Aug 05 - 11:38 PM
Peace 05 Aug 05 - 10:55 PM
bobad 05 Aug 05 - 10:52 PM
Ebbie 05 Aug 05 - 10:50 PM
Bobert 05 Aug 05 - 10:47 PM
bobad 05 Aug 05 - 10:04 PM
wysiwyg 05 Aug 05 - 09:59 PM
ranger1 05 Aug 05 - 09:57 PM
Little Hawk 05 Aug 05 - 04:58 PM
beardedbruce 05 Aug 05 - 04:38 PM
Little Hawk 05 Aug 05 - 04:31 PM
Bobert 05 Aug 05 - 04:27 PM
number 6 05 Aug 05 - 04:21 PM
Little Hawk 05 Aug 05 - 04:11 PM
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MudGuard 05 Aug 05 - 03:52 PM
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Little Hawk 05 Aug 05 - 02:56 PM
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Dave Hanson 05 Aug 05 - 10:11 AM
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freda underhill 05 Aug 05 - 08:36 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Bobert
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 10:37 PM

Tennessee????? Hmmmmm, O-Mike, maybe you'd lie to elaborate on this... I sense there is a story here that ain't got nuthin' to do with "Deliverance"....


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 10:36 PM

No,not ten-- Eleven-a-C ! (or C-ROCK C-ity)


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: open mike
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 10:31 PM

i thought fer sure it had some thing to do with tennessee...


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Bobert
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 10:15 PM

Yeah, I hear the mineral rights alone oughtta fetch her a handsome sum...

Throw in a made-fir-TV movie and she's in the money big time...

But, hey, when ya think about it she did kinda have an advantage since she lives in Alaska and they got a lot of salmon up there...


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From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 10:14 PM

And I thought it might be a line of can-can girls kickin' up their legs with the ones on the ends holding hoola-hoops or something!


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: number 6
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 09:59 PM

Congrats Ebbie!

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Bobert
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 09:55 PM

Good answer, Art, but....

.....wrong!

Hey, yer 'sposed to guess before the winner has been declared... There's a new one up there so guess early and guess often....

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 09:38 PM

Youse guys 'n gals is all wrong!!

Obviously, It's a C-chord made on a guitar neck...

...with eleven capos on eleven different frets !!!

But why???

Art


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Bobert
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 09:17 PM

See Ebbie's post.... Yes, it is indeed a skelital remains of a salmon and fir Ebbie being the correct guesser she has won...

....ahhhhhh, what has she won?

Hmmmmmmm?

Ahhhhhh, yes, she has won all the mineral and patent rights, including any royalties from being the winner of THE C-)))))))))-C.... CONTEST!!!!!

Yes, what a wonderful prize and I'm...sniff... all choked up in makin' this presentation since the winner is not only the wionner but the one Mudcatter that has pulled my useless butt out of the fire more than any other Catter.... Sniff... This has been a big day and I gotta got lie down now....

But before I do, CONGRATES EBBIE! You be da' WINNER!!!

BObert


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Gray D
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 08:17 PM

If that's the parentheses . . . I'd hate to meet the children.
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I'll get me coat,

Gray D


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Amos
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 07:29 PM

Well, Bobert, you no-good red-dog procrastinator, what the hell is it?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 07 Aug 05 - 01:35 PM

It's one a them fancy birth control thingies.

- BDiBR (Shane)


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: number 6
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 02:59 PM

Good one Bee-dubya-ell !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 11:48 AM

Nah! Bobert's wrong! Yeah, I know he posted the thing, but he's still wrong. It's an aerial view of a quonset hut in the Iraqi desert someplace. It's where all Saddam's WMDs are hidden. The "C"s are clever disguise elements that make it look like there was just a bug on the spy plane's camera lens.


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Mr Red
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 09:47 AM

It is the formula for the elasticity of a single spring chest expander. Specify make and year and I can give you the figure.
Use it long enough and it will give you the figure itself.


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 09:00 AM

********************WE HAVE A WINNER!!!**************************

(Well, Bobert, tell the folks who it is and what the winner has won...)

Later...

Gotta go...


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: ranger1
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 08:46 AM

Silverfish?


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 01:18 AM

Gotta be a centipede -- but one who is weak at math...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 12:18 AM

a Lumbricus Terrestris, post-orgy.


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From: Peace
Date: 06 Aug 05 - 12:14 AM

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From: Ebbie - PM
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 10:50 PM

traveling left - A scorpion?

A skeletonized salmon?


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 11:46 PM

Ebbie?????????? Where's her post.....?????????

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 11:42 PM

Ahhhhhhhh, upon as econfd refelction, I have discovered that I have badly erred in my presentation and it should be:

C-((((((((((-C

Unless one thinks backwards....

Sorry, but my lexdexia kicked in,,,,

With this minor correction I'd have to say that Ebbie is in hot persuit...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: number 6
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 11:38 PM

or a stretched slinky.


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From: Peace
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 10:55 PM

Looks like a bunch a boomerangs.


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From: bobad
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 10:52 PM

Yeah you know like boing! boing! a spring like what used to be found in a ballpoint pen that you could click in and out.


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 10:50 PM

traveling left - A scorpion?

A skeletonized salmon?


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 10:47 PM

??????????????, bobad.....


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: bobad
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 10:04 PM

A spring?


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From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 09:59 PM

From sea to shining sea? Not how I've seen that one done, but....

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: ranger1
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 09:57 PM

Slugs? Squirrels? Squid? Centipedes? Aliens? Have you got aliens, Bobert?


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 04:58 PM

They're already after me over the hot air balloon episode, the model rocket episode, and the waterskiing behind the radio-controlled boat episode...not to mention the monster truck demolition derby! That was probably the best.


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: beardedbruce
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 04:38 PM

LH,

The SPCH will get you for that!


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 04:31 PM

It's 33 hamsters attempting to cram themselves inside a cardboard tube or a Habitrail tunnel. 22 are already in, and the other 11 are trying to get in. You can see their little furry heinies as they push and jostle.


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 04:27 PM

No, sIx...

O(((((())))))O

Now that is the 58 Buick grill...


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: number 6
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 04:21 PM

Ok ... it's the front grill of a 58 Buick.

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 04:11 PM

Let's hope it doesn't get stuck!


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From: MMario
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 04:05 PM

ewwwwwww!

He's been putting his funny thing into the bottle again?

gack!


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: MudGuard
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 03:52 PM

And? Did you get the cork out of the bottle with your funny thing?


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: bobad
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 03:41 PM

From sea to shining sea?


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: MMario
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 03:40 PM

take an awful lot of 'em tho'.


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From: gnu
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 03:37 PM

Earwig? Smack it with the stick man! I hate them little criiters. Hmmmm... I wonder if they would make a better stew than them squirrels?


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: MMario
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 03:04 PM

it's an earwig!


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From: Bobert
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 02:58 PM

All good guesses, LH but we knew you would have to have Hillary as one of yer guesses...

But sorry, pal, no cigar...


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 02:56 PM

Hillary? Winona? Bill?


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: number 6
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 02:53 PM

I've figured it out .... it's a cd rack.

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: CarolC
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 02:48 PM

Is it gypsy moth caterpillars? If so, I have a suggestion or two.


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 10:11 AM

eh !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: gnu
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 08:38 AM

Shouldn't there be only ten ")"'s? Parentheses?


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: freda underhill
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 08:36 AM

Bobert & PV

try leaving some warm beer in a bowl in the garden. they may hop in for a drink and drown themselves!

best slushes

freda


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 08:19 AM

Yer gettin' warm, BeezerDL...


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: gnu
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 05:25 AM

HEY, don't pick it up. Wait, I'll get a stick. Here... go ahead and poke it.


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 04:33 AM

Rather have mine <*{{}}><


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 02:27 AM

It's what we in England call    ' BOLLOCKS '


eric


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 12:45 AM

I dunno. Looks sorta like a centipede with a trail of little bitty centipede turds. Or maybe some kinda marine tubeworm. Whatever it is, I hope it's not poisonous.


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: mack/misophist
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 12:38 AM

Would somebody like to explain this?


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: number 6
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 11:20 PM

I don't think I'll have the answer to you for first thing in the morning Bobert .... can't find my slide rule. Damn it ... no one can leave my stuff alone around the house.


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Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: number 6
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 11:18 PM

Not yet ... will definately work on this through the nite.

sIx


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Subject: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 11:12 PM

Yeah, me an the Wes Ginny Slide Rule been on this one 24/7...

Any ideas????


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