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BS: Watch What You Say In Texas

kendall 29 Aug 05 - 08:16 AM
GUEST,Wesley S 28 Aug 05 - 03:37 PM
Little Hawk 28 Aug 05 - 12:59 PM
katlaughing 28 Aug 05 - 11:13 AM
Tam the man 28 Aug 05 - 10:28 AM
Tannywheeler 28 Aug 05 - 10:27 AM
Tam the man 28 Aug 05 - 09:09 AM
The Fooles Troupe 28 Aug 05 - 07:32 AM
Ebbie 28 Aug 05 - 02:07 AM
Little Hawk 28 Aug 05 - 01:45 AM
katlaughing 28 Aug 05 - 12:18 AM
Little Hawk 27 Aug 05 - 11:30 PM
Stilly River Sage 27 Aug 05 - 11:21 PM
LadyJean 27 Aug 05 - 11:06 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: kendall
Date: 29 Aug 05 - 08:16 AM

I have a sign in the window of my car that says VETERAN GAINST THE WAR AND THE LIES.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: GUEST,Wesley S
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 03:37 PM

Must I remind all of you again the George W is NOT from Texas ? He's from New England. His family moved to Texas to make money. In times past I believe those people were called "carpetbaggers".

Loved the joke.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 12:59 PM

Oh. Okay. Yes, I did wonder what you meant.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 11:13 AM

in case LH meant me...it was Laughing My Horse's Ass Off:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Tam the man
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 10:28 AM

thank you Tannywheeler I will


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 10:27 AM

Nah, say what you want--just know you may be addressing some who don't agree with you and feel free to express their disapproval.

There are those in this state who don't NEED a shot and a beer (boilermaker?) to go public with their disapproval of Georgie-porgie, thank God.       Tw


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Tam the man
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 09:09 AM

how was thrown out, being insulting to horses, I would do the same thing, after all he was telling the truth.

Please take this as a joke.

Tom


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 07:32 AM

Don't you mean Mary's Ass?!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 02:07 AM

pssst, Little Hawk, she's talkin' about her hass.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 01:45 AM

"hairy"? "humble"? what?


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 12:18 AM

Thanks, LadyJean! LMHAO!!!

kat


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 11:30 PM

Shatner is more fun.


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Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 11:21 PM

One could wish. Unfortunately, most of those horse owners here in Texas are rich republicans.


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Subject: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: LadyJean
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 11:06 PM

A man went into a bar in West Texas, ordered a shot and a beer, drank it down, and said, "George W. Bush is a horse's ass."
The biggest man in the bar picked him up and threw him out.
But he came in again, ordered another shot and beer, drank them down and said, "George W. Bush is a horse's ass."
Once again the biggest man in the bar picked him up and threw him out.
But he came back and ordered another shot and beer. This time, the biggest man in the bar came up and said, "Now watch what you're saying Mister, this here is horse country."


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