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BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun!
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Dec 05 - 09:34 PM From the "Full Of Shat" site: "Fellowship of the Shat Mission Statement: It is our aim through recruiting, coercing, hypnotism and blackmail, to encourage members of the public such as your good selves here, to join with us and celebrate the delights and mysticism of entertainment legend William Shatner. For he is recognised as the One True Shatner-Being. He is more than just a fabulous actor... he is more than just a great singer... he is more than just an award winning novelist... He is a way of being. He is an incarnation of pure spiritual energy. He is the personification of perfection. He is irresistible to women - and for this, we worship him so! He is the Shatner-Lord. Praise be the Acting Deity! Oh perchance to gaze at his Rotund Hairless Belly! 'SHAT-ELLULAH! (sic)'" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Peace Date: 19 Dec 05 - 09:27 PM Was this it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: *daylia* Date: 19 Dec 05 - 08:15 AM Peace, who knows what treasures lie latent in the captain's log? (forgive me ... couldn't resist ...) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: GUEST Date: 18 Dec 05 - 09:06 PM Ba dum PUM! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Peace Date: 18 Dec 05 - 05:20 PM He will make more for charity if he sells a kidley stone. When he's corrected about the pronunciation he can respond, "That's what I said, diddle I?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: *daylia* Date: 18 Dec 05 - 02:54 PM Looks like he's agreed to sell his kidney stone on eBay, if the proceeds go to charity. Those turds may work wonders yet! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: GUEST Date: 18 Dec 05 - 02:41 PM Add (pause) More (another pause with dramatic pained squint, lip pursing and hand gesture) To your meal (rushed together and squeezed out like a reluctant turd, complete with sigh of accomplishment) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Peace Date: 18 Dec 05 - 02:32 PM He's right under the "Add More to Your Meal" sign. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: GUEST,Cluin Date: 18 Dec 05 - 02:30 PM Shatner is and WAS everywhere. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Dec 05 - 01:59 PM And they all THREE managed to fit in one picture frame. That's astounding. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Peace Date: 18 Dec 05 - 01:58 PM Holy freakin' rat poop, Batman, there are THREE of him! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Dec 05 - 01:54 PM Ah. That link works. Amazing sight, isn't he? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: CarolC Date: 18 Dec 05 - 01:49 PM That's right, and don't you forget it. Denny Crane! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: *daylia* Date: 18 Dec 05 - 01:47 PM Well, it's not FORBIDDEN! to me. This is somewhat disturbing. And I'm so undisturbed at how disturbed he looks it's truly disturbing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Dec 05 - 01:17 PM It's FORBIDDEN! to me also. This is disturbing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: SINSULL Date: 18 Dec 05 - 12:53 PM FORBIDDEN! That's what I was told, Carol. Is this the link to some secret society? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: CarolC Date: 18 Dec 05 - 12:14 PM Denny Crane! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Dec 05 - 12:10 PM That's because Bill is modest and self-effacing. He personally requested it. He prefers to appear without fanfare, just quietly showing up in a post here, a post there, but not grabbing the headlines, as it were... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: SINSULL Date: 18 Dec 05 - 11:45 AM Note to Shatner Fans. A man answering his description (a reindeer's ass) and using the name James Kirk has been arrested in New Zealand for causing a riot during the Santarchy celebration. See the HO HO HO thread to confirm. SINS PS Shocking but true, it has been 180 days since a thread with Shatner in the title has appeared on Mudcat. Or does the fouled up system simply reject him? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: GUEST,Loreena Date: 29 Aug 05 - 11:14 AM You can't close down something that is omnipresent, and that's the word I use to describe Bill Shatner...omnipresent. I get short of breath and weak at the knees when I think about him. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: *daylia* Date: 29 Aug 05 - 09:05 AM Nah - just the semibores. (Sorry, I'm semibored today myself) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: GUEST Date: 28 Aug 05 - 11:53 PM I thought the clones had closed all future SHAT - SHAMBLE semiphores. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: *daylia* Date: 28 Aug 05 - 07:11 PM LH, perhaps you'll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 05 - 07:05 PM And why "feline" roadkill, specifically? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Cluin Date: 28 Aug 05 - 07:03 PM So let it be written... so let it be done! Never more will his name be spoken in the kingdom of your father. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 05 - 06:59 PM Those are harsh words, Amos. Harsh words. I can see our online relationship becoming strained if you persist in this critical, vituperative fashion. I have not just used Shatner in that glorious endeavour! To the contrary, I have used Diana Rigg, Winona Ryder, Tarzan, Hillary Clinton, hamsters in general, idiotic young men from North Ontario, a famous chimpanzee detective, and a host of other notable personalities to, as you insensitively put it, "slither" my way to fame. Avaunt, sir! Be off with you! But me no buts! If you don't like reading about the esteemed Mr Shatner, then just skip over those parts or get someone to install a software subroutine that protects you from ever having to see his name on your screen again. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Amos Date: 28 Aug 05 - 06:50 PM SHatner is a fatuous old rug-head with all the charm of feline road-kill in a blizzard. LH, you've matured by now, surely -- find some other vehicle to slither your way to fame, won't you? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 05 - 06:41 PM "But, By Gosh, the Price is Right!!!" (old shatner TV ad in the 70's for Loblaws or Dominion grocery stores...can't remember which) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Ebbie Date: 28 Aug 05 - 05:30 PM uh lot of people know it, Bee-dub. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 28 Aug 05 - 04:31 PM It's "uh lot", ain't it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 05 - 03:48 PM It's alada car for the money. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Cluin Date: 28 Aug 05 - 03:27 PM Well, "allot" is, but that is different. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Ebbie Date: 28 Aug 05 - 02:18 PM A pet peef of mine is that many people think that "a lot" is one word. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Cluin Date: 28 Aug 05 - 01:02 PM On the other hand, it is almost lifelike. At least moreso than the Shatnoid himself. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Aug 05 - 12:58 PM Very poor rendition of the Shatman. Pathetic. The voice isn't right, the look isn't right, almost nothing is right. Godawful. I give it a 3 out of 10. That's a D minus at best. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: gnu Date: 28 Aug 05 - 09:21 AM Hehehehe. |
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Subject: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! From: *daylia* Date: 28 Aug 05 - 09:04 AM See? Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! (before you click, set brain on "stun") |
