BS: New Disease Warning

Subject: RE: BS: New Disease Warning
From: Peace
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 02:21 PM

Dr Linda Lovelace by any chance?

Subject: RE: BS: New Disease Warning
From: Barry Finn
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 02:28 AM

Texans could've saved Texas & the country if they had only pissed on he Bush & killed the damn Shrub

Barry

Subject: RE: BS: New Disease Warning
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 11:47 PM

This is an inaccurate and highly questionable report, and I must - with all due respect - demand verification of the credentials (if any) of the purported "Dr Lovelace."

The description is so patently "screwed up" that the good doctor relates that victims have contracted it after having been screwed and then proceeds to describe symptoms almost never encountered in the screwees and limited entirely and almost exclusively to the screwers, whom he does not cite as being in any way victims.

It should further be evident even to lay persons that there is nothing new about this particular STD, as it has been well known and is fully documented as being ubiquitous in any business organization having more than a single layer of management, with suspect transmission even in many sole-proprietor shops.

While it is common for medical students to be so immersed in their studies that they lose contact with the real world, even the most naive person in any field of medicine should be able to recount numerous instances dating the their first meeting with "a resident." Perhaps if the good Dr.(?) Lovelace reaches residency he will understand that "pre-meds" aren't quite the "knowitalls" they think they are. They will know instinctively that the ailment is progressive if they're (un)fortunate ever to have a "Doctor" visit them on rounds; and this universal understanding of the syndrome accounts for there being no requirement to include it in any curriculum.

And lastly, this has nothing to do with SEX. The correct "translation" is that this is a SYSTEM TRANSMITTED DISORDER.

It appears anywhere someone claims to "be part of the system."

John

Subject: RE: BS: New Disease Warning
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 08:03 PM

Hey, I think that the only part of this disease ralted to sex is that most of the folks sufferin' anin't gettin' nuff... I don't know, maybe they think it's sinfull 'er dirty... But, from what Iz observed, I think all most of these folks need is got a good layin'...

Doc Bobert

Subject: BS: New Disease Warning
From: GUEST,Doctor Lovelace
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 07:23 PM

WARNING FROM THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL (CDC)

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD).
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Psychological and cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to, inability to accept responsibility for actions, delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor, exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado, a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior, chronic mangling of the English language, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to
incorporate new information, inability to tell the truth, pronounced
xenophobia, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography, and
history, with tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies. The
disease is sweeping Washington DC, trailer parks, and the Red states.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this
malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.