BS: .

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 07:32 PM

1. The 'Is your bum psycho?' quiz
True or False?

Is your bum psycho?
Take this test and find out.

Has your bum ever embarrassed you in public?
Is your bum always making a noise and creating a big stink?
Do you feel like your bum has a mind of its own?
Does your bum grow little arms and legs, jump off your body and       attend midnight bum rallies?
Has your bum ever tried to take over the world?


Score: One point for each 'yes' answer.


Found on the www.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Kaleea
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 07:31 PM

. . .and just how wide was that moustache on Jerry Cologna?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 07:12 PM

And then, and then, and then, and then, there was a clash of symbols and a roar of drums, a blare of trumpets and a rutter of bums.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 06:18 PM

If the rat's only got one buttock, is it then a half-assed rodent?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 06:14 PM

Like I give a rats hairy buttock?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: lady penelope
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 05:40 PM

(sings) One of these songs is not like the other one
One of these songs is not the same......

I always thought it was "spring clean" but seeing as dear old Mr Plant is notorious for changing lyrics at the drop of a tab, I guess it's reasonable to sing anything yer like.......

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 05:40 PM

101. HA HA

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 05:38 PM

Take the pebble from my hand. When you can take the pebble it will be time for you to go.



SWOOSH



OK, best two out of three?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 05:34 PM

How are these things the same? How are they different?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Metchosin
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 04:49 PM

ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Zed Lepplin
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 04:34 PM

But your way is WRONG!!!!!!!!!! You cant hear satan unless you sing it the RIGHT way. Its bustle in your hedgerow. Jimmy Page told me that so there. And it IS spring-clean for the May Queen. Lookit up.
"You sing it your way honey, I'll sing it mine. LTS"

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 04:29 PM

blatant blustering, befitting bourgeois banality!~

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 03:06 PM

Behold, our bidding is to be befittingly beholden to BS because it behooves us to behave as the beginning of this thread begot, that is, by begging the question by which we may beckon the inner bard to becalm and beatify our own beasts of burden, without beating around the bush. But... I could be biased.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 12:40 PM

~

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 12:39 PM

so the Galapagos tortise said to the Drosophila melanogaster," I think I ate your 10²⁷ great-grandfather. He sure looked a lot like you."

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 12:30 PM

You sing it your way honey, I'll sing it mine.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 12:22 PM

It was in the yard near the petunias.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: ranger1
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 10:45 AM

Yes, but has anyone found the brown note yet?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 10:15 AM

Hi, honey, glad you're home.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 10:13 AM

BTW, I forgot to say, I'm back.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Jan 06 - 10:13 AM

He looks upon the smoking ruins from the brow of the hill of outside, that once was the great city, its name, once in a now lost language, that was simply called 'sanity'.

The invading horde have destroyed it all, without ever understanding it. They sit atop fallen sentances and collapsed chords, strumming their melodians, whilst the last of that mad band, the Forlorn Hope, wander, still carrying their bodhrans, not believing they're alive after storming the breach.

No words can match the scene, so he simply shakes his head, and goes to rejoin them.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 11:10 PM

1.    Puer: desperare noli - heus
       surge: nec sedere humi -aio
       quia: nuper huc venisti
       non te_oportet esse maestum.
       puer: locus est quo pergas -aio
       opi-: bus si tu careas - si man-
       ebis: ibi, invenies
       delectationes multas.

   (Chorus) placet manere en sussitio (bis)
            ibi omnia delectant iuvenes
            comitesque tu cognosces.
            placet manere en sussitiw (bis)
            te lavare potes, cenabisque bene
            facies quodcumque tu vis.

    2. Puer: modo mihi audi - aio
       puer: ecquid vis fieri - aio
       vera: fient tunc somnia
       sed oportet scir(e) hoc unum:
       puer: solus vero eris - aio
       modis: ne gestas superbis! - age
       i nunc: eiV to sussition
       scio eos adiuturos

   Chorus:

    3. Olim: aliter non eram - obortis
       sinum: lacrimis implebam - sensi
       vitam: non cur(ae) esse cuiquam
       nemo est quin sit defessus.
       tunc ap-: propinquavit quidam -
       vade: mecum nunc per viam- locus
       est nom-: ine sussition
       demonstrabunt tibi viam.

   Chorus:

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 10:18 PM

This thread has just as much to say as Amos' big Bush thread.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 09:47 PM

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─ ├ ┬ ┴ ┐ ╛ ╜ ╝ ╗ ║ ╣ ╕ ╖ ╢ ╡ ┤ │ ▓ ▒ ░ » « ¡ Əə

∞∞∞∞_∞∞∞∞∞

☺

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Zed Lepplin
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 08:38 PM

"And if you hear a rustle in the hedgerows, don't be alarmed now.... it's just a sprinkling for the May queen"

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now...it's just a spring-clean for the May queen.

(ooooo-it makes ME wonder!)

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 08:12 PM

This will purge everything...

Oh, yeah!

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 08:10 PM

ampersand

Has a nice ring to it, dontcha think? Kinda like spatula.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: bobad
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 08:08 PM

"Will it help me go bathroom?"

Day-o, day-o,
Daylight come and
Me want to go

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:54 PM

If you're allowed to say "ampersand" you're allowed to say anything.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:49 PM

You allowed to say that here?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:47 PM

Mary had a little plane,
And in it she would frisk.
And when she flew it upside down,
Her little *

∞∞∞∞^∞∞∞∞∞

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:19 PM

'you get harmonic resonance'

Will it help me go bathroom?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:04 PM

Hugga Bugga. Hugga Bugga. Hugga Bugga.

(say it three times fast, and you get harmonic resonance)

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 06:52 PM

Ain't we all . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 06:02 PM

I'm on my own....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:57 PM

I agree.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:39 PM

However, methinks it is you who are, Guest.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:34 PM

Yeah I know that.

I just wanted to see how many people were on their toes

[as opposed to sitting on their butts]

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:31 PM

ÄãÊÇ, ¿ÍÈË¡£

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:23 PM

是笨蛋

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:17 PM

Psalm 23 is 'the Lord is my Shepherd', not 'The Lords' Prayer'.

Psalm 119 has 176 verses.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:14 PM

Fæder ure þu þe eart on heofonum;
Si þin nama gehalgod   
to becume þin rice
gewurþe ðin willa
on eorðan swa swa on heofonum.
urne gedæghwamlican hlaf syle us todæg
and forgyf us ure gyltas
swa swa we forgyfað urum gyltendum
and ne gelæd þu us on costnunge
ac alys us of yfele soþlice

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:11 PM

"The 23rd Psalm also called "The Lord's Prayer."

Nope. One's OT and the other NT.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 05:09 PM

The 23rd Psalm also called "The Lord's Prayer".

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 04:56 PM

And if you hear a rustle in the hedgerows, don't be alarmed now.... it's just a sprinkling for the May queen.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 04:51 PM

And recall the words of the Zen guy at the hotdog stand: "Make me one with everything."

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 04:49 PM

open yourself into nothingness.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 04:28 PM

Thou shalt not take Azizi's name in vain.

Or else---or else--something.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 02:32 PM

The lord gouerneþ me, and no þing schal faile to me; in þe place of pasture, þere he haþ set me. He nurschide me on þe watir of refresching; he conuertid my soule. He ledde me forþ on þe paþþis of ri3tfulnesse, for his name. For whi, þou3 y schal go in þe myddis of schadewe of deeþ, y schal not drede yuelis; for þou art wiþ me: Thi 3erde & þi staf, þo han confortid me. Thou hast maad redi a boord in my si3t, a3enes hem þat trublen me; Thou hast maad fat myn heed wiþ oile; & my cuppe fillynge gretli is ful cleer. And þi merci schal sue me in alle þe daies of my liyf; And þat y dwelle in þe hous of þe lord, in-to þe lengþe of daies.

It's Sunday and I thought I'd toss that into the mix. Have a great day everyone.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 12:44 PM

No, that was Francis the Sissy. Azizi lives in Pittsburgh, a place unfamiliar to both Francis AND the people who claim to live there.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Jeri
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 12:37 PM

He was 'Asissi'.

Jeri,
Straight Lines R Us

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Severn
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 12:13 PM

Azizi,

Your "long lost relative" St. Francis Of Azizi--Now HE knew the value of silence!

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: ranger1
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 12:00 PM

The dog.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 11:34 AM

Who farted?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 11:30 AM

They say it makes you go blind, so - no-one to see it at all.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 11:30 AM

Congratulations! This thread has has moved from being about absolutely nothing to merely being about something that absolutely nobody understands.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Severn
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 11:24 AM

There's nothing to be said in this thread that Buster Keaton didn't already say in his early (pre-MGM) films.

(as Chaplain, Arbuckle and Lloyd nod in approval....)

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: *daylia*
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 11:17 AM

"...Well I never pray
But tonight I'm on my knees yeah
I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah
I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free now
But the airways are clean and there's nobody singing to me now..."

From "Bittersweet Symphony", Richard Ashcroft (The Verve)

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 10:19 AM

If a man masterbates in the forest, with or without a woman there to see it, is he wrong?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 10:06 AM

[sigh]

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 10:04 AM

Don't talk that talk if you can't walk that walk.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: lady penelope
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 09:53 AM

"You know the rules, no Stairway to heaven!"

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Jeri
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 09:38 AM

Isn't the bridge the part that goes 'Oooooooo...
ooooooooo...oo and it makes me wonder'?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: number 6
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 09:11 AM

I dunno .... still dazed and confused.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Mooh
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 09:08 AM

Where's that confounded bridge? Has anyone seen the bridge?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: number 6
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 08:51 AM

I think I saw someone wearing a cowboy hat around here ... who was it come on now ...... fess up.







ok .... don't everyone speak up at once.


sIx

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 08:50 AM

Had we but world enough and time
This coyness lady would be no crime;
But since we ain't,
Let's eat!!

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: jacqui.c
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 08:45 AM

Most definitely.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Leadfingers
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 07:52 AM

If a man said something in the woods without a woman within earshot , would he still be wrong ??

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: John O'L
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 04:02 AM

At last I understand...

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: lady penelope
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 02:28 AM

'tis the sound of a heart breaking......

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 02:18 AM

Talk is cheap.

[But gas sure aint].

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: leftydee
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 01:22 AM

finally, a thread I'm fully qualified to participate in.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 12:47 AM

...one hand clapping!

Also the sound in the forest when nobody's there to hear it.

Art

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Severn
Date: 08 Jan 06 - 12:34 AM

Take a breather, folks.

There's one on line 2......

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 11:44 PM

Oh wow, man. Cool.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: pdq
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 11:43 PM

not since Superman

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Lead Zeppline
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 11:41 PM

If you play this thread backwards it says "satan is so cool and he makes me want to worship him oh my sweet satan you are the sad one who makes us sad oh satan." Oh...wait...that was Stairway to Heaven. Nevermind.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 11:39 PM

""Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?"

"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 11:31 PM

42

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: jimmyt
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 11:27 PM

sorry, I'll be quiet again.....

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 11:27 PM

Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk to you again...

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: jimmyt
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 11:27 PM

Brucie, have you accepted my offer in the revolting republican thread or are you just intentionally shunning me because you consider me politically "damaged goods?"

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: number 6
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 11:15 PM

Eloquently stated.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 11:04 PM

The sweet sound of nothing..

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 11:04 PM

I thought it was a law firm in Toronto.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 11:01 PM

"Hake, Haddock and Sole"

Didn't Bill Haley and the Comets do that?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:53 PM

Neomodern deconstructionist existential surrealism is the sole answer.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: jeffp
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:49 PM

4:33

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: jimmyt
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:45 PM

shh it is now also above the line...........

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:45 PM

What is the sound of one butt-cheek farting?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: LadyJean
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:44 PM

I don't have speakers on my computer. Does this thread play music?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:43 PM

It's Bush's fault.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: jimmyt
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:43 PM

shh, it is beautiful!

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: jimmyt
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:42 PM

joeclones , please change this to music.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:40 PM

No he isn't !

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:36 PM

You're wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Anonny Mouse
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:35 PM

I disagree! But in an agreeable way.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: bobad
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:32 PM

♫ The Sounds of Silence ♫

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:32 PM

Uh....like...

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Hrothgar
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:30 PM

Me too.

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:27 PM

?

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Ebbie
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:25 PM

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: bobad
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:18 PM

Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:17 PM

Subject: BS: .
From: Peace
Date: 07 Jan 06 - 10:16 PM