BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:15 PM

Pack a day for 47 years. That is 25 x 365.25 x 47 = 429168

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Once Famous
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 09:46 PM

A good looking woman who smells bad.

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: GUEST,Jaze
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 09:32 PM

My guess would be Joni Mitchell. I don't think I've seen a picture of her in at least 30 years where she didn't have a cigarette in her hand. And it has affected her voice. And that is a shame.

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 08:11 PM

"Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette!"

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Once Famous
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 07:57 PM

He who smokes the most cigarettes wins.

Prize: Death certificate

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 05:08 PM

They said to the toad,
"If you we should goad,
Would you loan us your ring for a game?"
So they took it away, and the very next day,
It appeared in the Olympic flame.

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Amos
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 04:48 PM

They sailed and they sailed for a year and a day
To the land of the Great Mahmout!
And there on the road, a despicable toad,
With a nice ring stuck in his snout, his snout
A ring stuck through his snout.

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 04:34 PM

"Despicable toad". Wow. That has a great ring to it... ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: number 6
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 04:30 PM

Beer ... I was thinking of Tom Waits also in regards to this thread.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:49 PM

since I have never smoked ANY, do you suppose those poor, poor women are having to do my share? Should I feel guilt?




nawwwwwwww.....

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Beer
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:33 PM

How about Tom Waits?

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:31 PM

Used to smoke Player's Number 6. Nowadays just prefer to talk to him on mud !

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: *daylia*
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:25 PM

Me three!   Hey LH -- I know what you mean, you despicable toad. I started a useless thread about a dumb thing that doesn't matter myself today. Utterly loathsome!

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: number 6
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:59 AM

L.H. .. If you did buy Hawaii could Joni and I come for visits?

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 11:51 AM

I despise myself for my numerous weaknesses, daylia! They just go on and on and on. I am the worst critic I will ever have. Okay?

I started this thread as part of a running joke, actually, involving a series of threads that ask dumb questions about things that don't matter, not because I was intent upon attacking cigarette smokers.

I do wish, though, that I had a dollar for every cigarette that Joni Mitchell has ever smoked, because if I did I would buy Hawaii. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: *daylia*
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 10:06 AM

I'm curious -- why do you want to know, LH?

Oh and btw, do you have a well-lit mirror handy? You might feel less inclined to point out other people's shoe-leather if you spent a few minutes each day gazing lovingly at your own.

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Mooh
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 09:55 AM

Keith Richards

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: kendall
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 08:28 AM

Woody Guthrie burned a few.

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: The Shambles
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 08:20 AM

Short people.

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Beer
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 08:08 AM

Including or excluding wackie tobaccie?

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:22 PM

Yeah ... no similarities at all.

But then ...

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:20 PM

Oog. Not a nice thing to picture...

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:20 PM

Good one Cluin !

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:19 PM

Cass Elliot?

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:10 PM

Think what she'd look like if she hadn't smoked 85 million cigarettes!

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:08 PM

Joni is still one good looking woman regardless.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:06 PM

She was the one and only actress he actually had some onscreen chemistry with. Interesting.

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:04 PM

John Wayne in "The Quiet Man".

Wel, he lit more anyway. Only took one puff and hurled it away angrilly. Until he finally kicked Maureen O'H.'s ass across town.

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:03 PM

My money's on Joni too. She must have facial skin like shoe leather by now...

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:02 PM

The answer my friend . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:01 PM

Good question ... hmmmmmm

I'd say Joni Mitchell.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:01 PM

Leonard Cohen.

Subject: BS: Who has smoked more cigarettes?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:00 PM

Joni Mitchell? Or Bob Dylan?

Whaddya think?