BS: I see live people

Subject: RE: BS: I see live people
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 01:58 PM

I have spoken to Chongo about that, Bee-Dub. Here's his answer:

Censure THIS!

Subject: RE: BS: I see live people
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 01:54 PM

Chongo, I assume you are aware that this is an example of the dreaded copycat thread. I further assume you are aware that by creating this thread you have rendered yourself subject to censure, sanctions and being called "stoopid" and "dumbass" by the Copycat Police. You may wish to prostrate yourself before their communal throne at your earliest convenience and assure them you have seen the error of your ways and will not do it again. Or else, you could just tell them to go screw themselves. Your choice.

Subject: RE: BS: I see live people
From: open mike
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 01:53 PM

i mean bonobos..

Subject: RE: BS: I see live people
From: open mike
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 01:53 PM

fermented bananas
or bononos

Subject: RE: BS: I see live people
From: Kaleea
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 01:50 PM

Chongo, have you been dipping into the alfalfa hooch again?

Subject: RE: BS: I see live people
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 01:48 PM

Yes you have, you dolt! Night IS a total eclipse of the sun. Geez....

Chongo's in one of those dark moods again. Someone must've refused to serve him a drink or something. There's a lot of discrimination out there, I'm afraid.

I will confirm, by the way, that Chongo is 100% heterosexual, but he does have one little foible...he lusts after human females. This has led to trouble in the past, and a lot of heartbreak for Chongo.

Subject: RE: BS: I see live people
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 01:31 PM

I've never seen a total eclipse of the sun at night.

Subject: RE: BS: I see live people
From: fat B****rd
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 11:28 AM

I see rainbows in the evening.

Subject: RE: BS: I see live people
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 09:20 AM

Them flying ones, Kong King, are just like lobsters. All hard and inedible on the outside, but once you crack 'em open, yum!

Subject: RE: BS: I see live people
From: GUEST,Kong King
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 09:07 AM

I've been seeing a lot too here on my island, but not so many now that I've chased them down and eaten a few. The flying ones are funny mind you when you swat them - they make a lovely crunching sound.

Subject: RE: BS: I see live people
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 08:28 AM

Good thread CC. Healthy competition is a good thing!

Subject: RE: BS: I see live people
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 08:00 AM

Hey Al, you should not make assumptions about Chongos sexuality! Chongo might be hetero/gay or Bi. You might just have wiped the smile off Chongos face.

Subject: RE: BS: I see live people
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 03:44 AM

wait til you find Mrs Right, Chongo.

then all the world will wear a smile and somehow there won't ever be enough smiles in the world to express all your happiness.

Subject: BS: I see live people
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 29 Mar 06 - 01:47 AM

That's right, live people. Thousands of 'em. The bastards are everywhere! It's a jungle out there, if ya know what I'm sayin'. I can't walk down the friggin' street without live people gettin' in my way, lookin' at me funny, blockin' my light when I'm tryin' to read the paper, gettin' on my case. I'm sick of it.

I go downtown to a nice little speakeasy that caters to primates, mostly chimps, bonobos, a few baboons, and some gorillas. What do I find behind the bar? A human guy! What's he doin' takin' an ape's job away? Things are bad enough already without these damn human bozos comin' in everywhere where they ain't wanted and takin' over the joint. I'm sick of it. I get no respect from these jerks, because they think they are King Bwana and I'm just a hairy ape. There isn't one of them that can disassemble a gat with his toes or scale the side of a brick building with his bare hands and feet. Not one. They are as useless as three warts on an elephant's ass, the lot of them.

Buncha self-important too-tall stuffed shirts, that's what they are.

There's just one thing wrong with this place. Too many live people. Way too many.