BS: Admiration of women

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST,Kate
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 08:45 PM

Nice thread. Very refreshing.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: skipy
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 06:35 PM

refresh

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: skipy
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 05:15 PM

This thread cannot fall off the bottom without me having my say, I have been scorned ( more than once ) for my fun threads that some people have thought someway sexist! That is not who I am at all, I love women, without my darling wife & my wonderful female friends I would be a pointless wreck, I seem to have done a few good thing in my time, but no, I have been the front man, I may have done the leg work, but the real planning & looking after the all important details that actually make things work has been done by Kate & others, such as Pearl & Den. I just plod on in the knowledge that they will make it work. Without our females we are next to nothing.
Ladies I salute you all.
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 05:01 PM

opinions?

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 08:47 AM

Good thread. We love all of you.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 10:59 PM

...on the range, 10:55?

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 10:55 PM

This thread won't mean anything until I see Mick, Joe Offer, BillD, MMario, Clinton Hammond, the dreadful Scotts and the rest of the macho men doing homage...

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 10:50 PM

So hold it against me whilz I takes shots of you nekkid, m'dear.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST,Bee
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 10:39 PM

Frank's a saint.

Guest is just not poetic. At all.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 10:36 PM

I didn't start the potty talk, bobert did.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: bobad
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 10:30 PM

Way to go smooth talkin' guest, just when we're getting into a nice romantic mood with Frank's music and all you have to go and spoil it with yer potty talk.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 10:24 PM

Thanks, ladies, for the vote of confidence.

So, I'm sure you won't mind all us bad boys when we salute you by saying why not drop the knickers, bend over, and spread 'em for the lads. And leave the bleedin' seat up!

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: bobad
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 10:20 PM

Titties and Beer
Frank Zappa

It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin
long the side of me

Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
cause she was gone...

Wheres those titties that I like so well
n my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...

He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
n started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang

Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well dont they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...

Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?

Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Dont call me that
Thats about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign...
cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time

Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
n both of those suckers was worse n you...

Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true
I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do?

(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...

Thats very, very true
Im only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are

I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...

Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle

What?

Let go of your pickle!

Im not holding my pickle

Well, whos holding your pickle then?

I dont know...shes out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?

Im only interested in two things, and thats
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
I dont know if youre the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!

No! dont sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink!

And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin...all around the world

She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Thats when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST,Bee
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 10:13 PM

There's nothing wrong with a little gender banter, as long as it doesn't get too unkind, IMO. I've read only one or two comments in the T&A etc. threads that made me think 'Ewww, glad I don't need to know that particularly shallow judgemental person'.

Funnin' is fine.

Carry on.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 10:08 PM

Look, men have tits and ass too.....but it's not the most important 'bit'!!!! Sheesh, git yer priorities straight or doan come a knockin at MY door!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 10:00 PM

Yes, only ours was face-to-face.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: bobad
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 09:59 PM

You're right about the toilet seat situation Bobert, I don't understand why they always leave them down then complain about a little splashing.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 09:53 PM

Yazzir, this is my kinda thread...

I loves all the womenz... I don't care the flavor, shape 'er if they voted fir George Bush... Okay, I might not take to kindly to the ones that voted fir Bush but I still loves 'um... Sho nuff do...

Don't unnerstand 'um much but I loves 'um... Sho nuff do...

Hey, like what's the deal about Mudcat been bad to womenz lately??? I don't think it been any badder than it is to men... I think its 'bout equal and otheer than the toilet seat situation, I think things is goin' okay fir both genders... or equally bad dependin' on yer perspective on the half full/ half empty glass...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: bobad
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 09:51 PM

"my friends and I often had what we called "oral sex."

These days it is called "digital sex" ie. the internet.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 09:47 PM

Back in my scurrilous and licentious youth, my friends and I often had what we called "oral sex." There was no touching, but a lot of sexual innuendo flew back and forth and there were those who thought that the bunch of us were some sort of Grande Orgy. Example:

Male: "I changed my major to Sociology."
Female: "Why'd you do that?"
"Well, when we study alcoholism I can drink, and when we study drug addiction I can toke up."
"And when you study prostitution?"
"I'll come by and see you." (Loud mixed-sex laughter and sounds of someone being beaten with a textbook.)

Now? I wouldn't think of it. The days of male-female sexual repartee with equal give and take are gone forever.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: bobad
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 09:40 PM

Well guest, as the Bobster says; "ya gotta serve somebody."

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 09:39 PM

I do what women tell me 'cause it's easier that way.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 09:34 PM

Listen, Mudcat is one of the few folk refuges left online where men can still get away with the Girls Gone Wild stuff, and bitching about women. It is THE ONLY online forum I've ever been in that tolerates this sort of banter. That may make us something of an old boys club, but who cares?

And for your edification (from an Aussie slang dictionary):

pussy whipped a. Describing a man who is subservient to his girlfriend or wife.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 09:18 PM

Guest I have a lot of respect for women. There isn't anything ever nasty being said about our female members here, most of it is taken as a joke.
Sorry if I don't understand your term "pussy whipped thread" here in Ireland we tend to take our foot out of our mouth before we speak. Well goodnight to you from this side of the water. I now leave you to our American and Canadian members. Night from Ireland.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 09:08 PM

How are randy comments about tits and ass sexist? Divis, why in God's name did you start this pussy whipped thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:55 PM

Sex drive for someone with a speech impediment

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Amos
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:53 PM

Sexlessly said, nameless one.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:49 PM

Oh, boy! Sexist drivel! I'll have to tell my wife (who kept her maiden name when we married 33 years ago) and my nieces and the women I work with and my mother and my women friends. I'll have to tell my colleagues and the nuns I know. And I'll betcha that my great-great Aunt or either of my grandmothers would love to hear it too.

(What's "sexist drivel"? Can someone tell me?)

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:47 PM

No Guest, I never made any derogatory remarks about females, just want to get away from the tits and ass bit. Our female members probably laugh at it anyway. No guilt from my end.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:41 PM

The obnoxious guests bother me more than the sexist drivel. . .

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Emma B
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:41 PM

oh for heavens sake!
I abhor the sexist stuff and I think I've made that obvious if not tedious but don't knock the blokes who don't post that stuff and I won't get my knickers in a twist about the man haters either!

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:36 PM

Another antidote thread. Someone feeling a little guilty about how disgustingly sexist the forum is?

You all would look a lot more admirable if you'd do something to shut down the sexist drivel threads that keep multiplying around here.

I anxiously await all the Mudcat females coming in and saying the sexist drivel doesn't bother them one bit...

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:27 PM

The ones who pose nekkid for me are the best. I really admire lesbians.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Emma B
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:24 PM

well may I be the first to thank you all.
Your appreciation is much................appreciated!

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:02 PM

No mudcat women ever fell out with me ! Maybe it's just they don't visit Irish threads. Yes they bring great happiness to us all.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 07:57 PM

Yeah, I'm all for that. Not just the obvious ones like my Mom, or my wife, but all the women in here and in my life that bring a calming perspective, wisdom, kindness and encouragement. There are many in Mudcat and they are a great gift to us all. The greatest thing about women is that they aren't burdened with the need to be Macho.

Women are not measured by the size of their breasts or rear ends. They are measured by the size of their hearts.

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: GUEST,Wesley S
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 07:50 PM

Yes - the women of this world make it a better place. Salute !!

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: bobad
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 07:46 PM

Womenz (pace Bobert) yuh can't live with 'em, yuh can't live without 'em.

Subject: RE: BS: Admiration of women
From: Bert
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 07:41 PM

Yup, love 'em all, 'specially them 'catters.

Subject: BS: Admiration of women
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 07:32 PM

Women seem to be getting the rough end of the stick recently here on mud so let's sing praises and use this opportunity to remember the good ones in your life.

For me it was a mother who was a living angel and who's love proved unconditional for her son. Stolen from me a few years back by cancer.

Say what you like about them, but no living without them.