BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 01:23 PM

Kick Tasha Yar out of bed!

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 28 Aug 06 - 05:11 PM

I would not have sex with Sheila Copps there, eh?

Nor anywheres else fer that matter! GAAAAAHHHH! Gag me with a flippin' pipe rench.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 28 Aug 06 - 03:12 PM

I would not have sex at all there. I would not deficate there. I would not urinate there, or blow my nose or put Q-tips in my ears.

I might be persuaded to invite a certain Chimp to my poker game, though.

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Aug 06 - 01:00 PM

Insert the Left Behind books as a program...

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Dead Horse
Date: 27 Aug 06 - 06:26 PM

Is that what the noise is whenever doors open and close on the Enterprise? Cats vomitting in the Holodeck Swimming Pool????

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: frogprince
Date: 26 Aug 06 - 11:22 PM

Spend a warm, sunny day with my wife on the most beautiful beach in the universe, wearing clothes.

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Aug 06 - 12:29 AM

I wouldn't go for a refreshing dip in a swimming pool filled with cat vomit.

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 08:04 PM

Absitively!

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 07:57 PM

Ok, to clarify here, I'd not sit & watch TV with Clinton Hammond, nor would I have sex with him.

Wouldnt have sex with L.H. either, for which I am sure he is eternally grateful!

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Don Firth
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 07:36 PM

Here's a metaphysical / theological idea for you:

The Universe is just a holodeck and God is only a computer geek.

Works for me. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: mack/misophist
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 07:27 PM

If a computer controls it, the computer maven can check the records. Don't do anything you wouldn't do in public. In front of your parents, either.

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 07:06 PM

Amazing. I wrote down these on my notepad here, and then waited to see what people would say...

1. My tax return.
2. Wash my dog who has just returned home from rolling in fresh manure.
3. Empty and clean the porta-potties after the folk festival.
4. Have sex with Clinton Hammond.

So far we appear to be thinking along very similar lines here. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: harpmolly
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 06:00 PM

My taxes...

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 05:54 PM

I'd not sit & watch TV with Clinton Hammond.

Subject: RE: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Don Firth
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 05:34 PM

WOW! Great question!

I'm gonna have to think about this. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: BS: What would you not do on the Holodeck?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 05:32 PM

Think of it! A simulation chamber where you can have any experience imaginable. Anything whatsoever. Better than a genie in a bottle!

Seeing that you can do anything you want there...what would you definitely choose NOT to do there?