BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Jan 07 - 11:59 PM

Is yur partay goin still??? wud like to go, but my head's still poundin

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: dianavan
Date: 01 Jan 07 - 04:57 PM

I went for a steam bath! Not a sauna, a steam room with a pool. Very relaxing and luxurious. Then a big salmon dinner and a video with lots of champagne and my two best friends.

Not bad since I considered staying home alone.

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 01 Jan 07 - 01:51 PM

Who's balls are you gonna drop? Geez, I think that'd hurt!

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: GUEST,Ditzee Lee
Date: 01 Jan 07 - 12:23 AM

Like, wow, Barbee! I can't wait to see whatcher wearin'! I think I'll do like Sinsalot and come starkers, ya know? Like with some body paint, pink of course, it'll be sooooo rad. Last I heard we weren't sure, like, when the balls would drop. I heard Pawedcat say sumpin' about it, like depending on how big a spud Big, BIG Mick stuck in his like thong thingie this year, ya know?

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: GUEST,Barbie...of course!
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 09:49 PM

DITZEE.....are u like nearly ready...??? only a few hours till the Raving Triangle starts up....
My Nails and Hair are like perfect, eh like of course duh! and I have blueberried/blackberried/strawberried, whatever this thing is called, a few Partay Babes, like Jen 'Jellin' Ellen and O' Jacqui C O , WYGIWYS, yip we got her, Sizzlin Sue, the Partay Queen of the last two Years, (dang but that Babe can bump a grind)
Now all I have to do is download some tunes onto my 'P pod' and get this Jolly Depp guy or is Johnee, anyways, this guy (who has been like hanging around my House all day pleading for an invite...like he has a chance!) to help load up the Absolute, 100%,no messin, VODKA Boxes into the trunk and I will be nearly ready to head off for the Airport for our flight to Lost Almost for the Partay Event of 2007...just one thing though. Ditz, do you know when the Balls drop?
Back soon for update fellow Ravers.
Barbie zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 04:31 PM

I oughta go...just to see Barbie & Ditzee's "Udder Attributes"!!

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 11:56 AM

Ah bet BarB and DitZ don't clean no hooses!!! Jus' pour dat votka over stuff and light it orf! My my, no needs to cleeen at all.

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 11:17 AM

So don't wear a thing, kat. And I will join you. Birthday suits for all. Gotta do something to distract the guys from Barbie in pink and go go boots.
Rent SAG-A-HAG for your next party and...whatever. Back to house cleaning.

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 11:03 AM

Me, too, me, too. I wanna come!! I don't have a thing to wear, though!

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: JennyO
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 10:52 AM

HAPPY 2007 FROM OZ!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: Jeri
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 10:52 AM

I'm still wonderin how ur gonna get us there from Maine. Maybe send the pink plane? Or is there a pink helicopter now? I heard pink was the new black, so u never know!

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 10:51 AM

Dear Barbie and Ditzee,

I regret that I will not be able to attend your celebration as I have a prior commitment. Since we don't have any skyscrapers to drop mirrored balls from here in the wilds of Floribama, it has become our tradition to drop a possum, armadillo, or other offensive creature from the Munson fire tower at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve. And, this year, it's my turn to climb the tower and throw the critter off!

I would forego the pleasure and attend your party instead, if not for the fact that the choice of animal to chunk from the tower is left up to the chunker, and I have finally succeeded in trapping the unwelcome and extremely obnoxious yellow Tomcat who has been terrorizing my own dear (neutered) felines for several months now. He and his outsized testicles are currently residing in a large Have-a-Heart trap where he is spitting, snarling, and yowling to beat the band. He'll be singing a different tune when I open that cage suspended over a hundred feet of empty air.

Thanks for the invite. Maybe next year. Don't catch any diseases.

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: Alba
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 10:12 AM

Barbie and Ditzee....

Can I come to the Party too? *sniff*
Lots of grovelling ect :)
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 11:01 PM

O'JENNY IZ 'ERE AND WE IZ GONNA ROCK!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 10:48 PM

Absolutly!!! On ICE! We is gwine rock the cradle, mamma! (Ah cain't speel neether.)

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: GUEST,Barbie
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 10:35 PM

XXXXXXXXX Sorcha you sweet thing, scorchin sorcha Babe YOU will be there and sampling my ABSOLUTE Vodka.

Now onto important matters.
What am I gonna wear Ditz....eh...like I am going to make that top secret item... public...eh I don't think so. Let's just say...PINK.........!

Now have O'Jenny and (Make me an Offer) Joe said if they were going to make it and it wouldn't be no Party at all without PawedCat, Sinsalot and BeriJeri, oh and we have to make sure that we get Very Big Hawk on a Plane.

By the way K.Kloan did you, you know.... F@$k that edit button. If you did was it Gooooooooooooood and if it was why not bring a few of those Ed Itty things to the Partay. Sounds kinda diffirent.

By the way my name is Bar B. Not spelling B.
You say Absolut..I say VODKA!

Partay on...watcha think Ditz, who else is on the Invite List? and who has made the "Final say get on your Way list!" this Year?

Barbie   xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: Jeri
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 10:31 PM

What r u on? Sure seems more psychoactive then Absolutt Vodca.

As for you, Barbie, I'm still trying to get over 'Sinsalot'. Now what wacky person do I know in NY?

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 10:11 PM

hunnychile, wez all no Barbee and Lil' Ditz cain't speel! We luvs em for de Udder Attributes they has! Now, dis here granny woman iz gone to dat partay, gone wear purple and red! Show dem lil thangs how itz dun in da Big Citties!!! Git big or go home!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: GUEST,Ditzee Lee
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 09:51 PM

Like, this is like so gnarly, Barbee! Like i got this text message on my razberry and like it was YOU! Like how kewl is this, girlfriend?!

Okay, like here ya go:

It's A Rave Triangle!
Open to All Mudcatz
Some Razamatz and Pink Punch, too!!
Come one, come all,
the PawedCats, the Sinsalot, the Goddess'Bat,
Jensellin', the LonelynomoreEeeJ and D'bill
and all you others like c'mon in!

Like, c'mon Everybody
Letz Partay in the New Year!!!

So, like Barbee...whachya gonna wear? I've got the coolest, rad pink boa from my gramma and some knee high gogo boots from my Aunt Loo, oh, girl, I can't wait for you to see them, like they are out o'sight, man!!

We're gonna partee, we're gonna like partee down! OH, I hope Peaches and Blondie come!!

Subject: RE: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 09:45 PM

Absolut Vodka

I don't mind people who have the IQ of snails but I do abhor bad spelling

Subject: BS: Barb & Ditzee's NY Partay!!!!
From: GUEST,Barbie (of course, duh!)
Date: 30 Dec 06 - 08:46 PM

WELL A BIG PINK HI THERE to all you Mudsliders, or is it Mudslingers, oh anyways,a big HI (especially to Kendoll..
I have been like trying to get Ditzee on her Blackberry or is her Blueberry....the thing is I can't get a hold of her to discuss our
NEW YEAR PARTAY....or as it is being called by the papir ratzee...the "IN THE PINK WITH A WINK!"
I had like noticed that Sinsalot was having a Song Circle and I was like wow wait a minute if Sinsalot can have a Song Circle then Ditz and I can have a Rave Triangle...uh huh...you know!
Now word out is that Paris and Britanee are going to try to make Las Vaygus look good but.....Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeze..those two are like sooooooo amature!!
I got in touch with a Friend of ours who says that where he works is like in the desert just like Last Vaygus but it is like was cooler and talk about security. The guys that do the Bouncing thing at this place would make sure that this Partay stayed "invited Members" only.
It's called Lost Almos or is it Lost Almost...better check that. Now I was offered a place called Area 51 which made me think of that Disco place called Studio 53 or something but like that is so done..gag.
So Ditz.....Invitations are needed. PINK invitations.
I WILL be supplying the Pink Punch, yip my speciality. Everyone gets smacked on the mouth with a pink plastic cup full of Absolute Vodka with a dash of strawberry juice as they come in....the stains look so cool if someone is wearing white...
So Ditz (or anyone who can get a hold of her to tell her she is like so needed) get ready for what will be, without a doubt, the biggest event, like ever, to welcome in the NEW YEAR... 2007
on the Mudslide, sorry, Mudsling, Mudflap, sorry again..the Madcat, oh forget it..HERE.
Guest list to follow....
Remember, black nail polish is so in, wear it or be...like sad!......and if you want to tighten your neckline Ladies just add a little cellulite cream to the wiggly bits below the chin...it works for my Gran she looks way too young and she is like old, old...47 uh huh...shudder...Laters with the updates....love and snuggles Barbie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx