BS: Lost my smoke

Subject: RE: BS: Lost my smoke
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 12:12 PM

Try here if you want 10,000 smokes...

Subject: RE: BS: Lost my smoke
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 11:26 AM

I'm pretty sure you could find smoke on Ebay.

Subject: RE: BS: Lost my smoke
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 09:22 AM

I thought this thread was going to be about Shane losing a year's supply of homegrown here.

Subject: RE: BS: Lost my smoke
From: Zany Mouse
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 05:55 AM

Did you know that if you chew candle wax it turns into a sort of chewing gum? Of course it doesn't taste of mint!

Rhiannon

Subject: RE: BS: Lost my smoke
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 04:55 AM

I got a candle for Christmas that had the instruction to 'store in dark place when not in use'.... how can I store it in a dark place when it IS in use??

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Lost my smoke
From: Gurney
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 04:42 AM

Your TV screen is full of it. Get a large-bore hose, take the back off the TV, put the hose over the phallic section on the back of the screen, the other end of the tube in the tapedeck, then break the end off the screen INSIDE the hose.
This will produce all the smoke you will want.

Another source is a computer. Make sure it is switched on, and drive a BIG nail into the fan arrangement at the top back of the CPU. This will give some smoke and lots of sparks, some hot enough to melt the nail, the hammer, and a pacemaker.
It is really effective with Commonwealth voltages.

WE received a fancy candle for Christmas. It had instructions with it. "Do not put this candle away while it is alight. Do not eat this candle."

If you need instructions like these, do NOT follow my fixes.

Subject: RE: BS: Lost my smoke
From: JennieG
Date: 08 Jan 07 - 12:18 AM

On top of Old Smokey......

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Lost my smoke
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 11:45 PM

You might try singing THIS

Subject: RE: BS: Lost my smoke
From: jeffp
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 10:04 PM

But that's not folk.

Subject: RE: BS: Lost my smoke
From: Metchosin
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 08:15 PM

Well you could try pouring some water on it, and then you might get Smoke on the Water......

Subject: RE: BS: Lost my smoke
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 08:14 PM

"Of course, that's 'Tortola'," he said, 1/2 second after hitting the "SUBMIT" button....

Subject: RE: BS: Lost my smoke
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 08:12 PM

Where are you located, Colyn? If you're in Europe you can probably get some smoke in Amsterdam. If you're in California, I know some people who know some people in Humboldt County. Of course, that's medical smoke so it'll only work if your recorder's sick, not dead. If you're in the Carribean, can't help you with any smoke, but I know where you can get some good 'shrooms on Tortora.

Subject: BS: Lost my smoke
From: Bonecruncher
Date: 07 Jan 07 - 08:02 PM

Transferring some recordings of singarounds to a second tape recorder for editing all went well while playing the folk music.
Trying the same system with non-folk music caused sparks, flashes and smoke from the tape recorder. The recorded then stopped working. I am sure this was caused by the playing of non-folk music.
Does anyone know where I can buy some more smoke and how to get it back into the recorder to make it work again?
I would p[refer smoke from the original manufacturer but they do not seem able to oblige.
Colyn.