BS: I like the new lotto !!!

Subject: BS: I like the new lotto !!!
From: gnu
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 08:38 PM

While enjoying my evening repast, here in Moncton, New brunswick, Canada, I turned on the TV news. A commercial for a lottery came on. Not the usual, every third spot, Atlantic Lotto commercial advertising one hundred and seventy nine different contests which could instantly put me on easy street. It was a CNIB, Canadian Institute for the Blind, Lottery, in which I could win millions.

Could this be the start of something worth my gambling dollars? If you think health care is most important, buy the scratch and win "Operation Game". There could be variations (Lord knows the Lotto guys can dream them up) like Double Up Bypass, or Stroke Seven, or Waiting Room Roulette. If you think the military needs your money, play "Grenade Bingo." There could even be a "Snark Hunt" for a dream vacation Snark hunting in Alabama.

Best of all, if we could all agree to have these new lotteries put on the existing lottery terminals - we own them because they are publically sanctioned under the criminal code of Canada and they ARE public property when all is said and done - we could then tell all the telemarketers and door knockers go away because we bought tickets already.

Capitalcy at it's finest.

Subject: RE: BS: I like the new lotto !!!
From: Amos
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 08:55 PM

Now you're thinking like a real Capitalcionistical Expialidocious.

A

Subject: RE: BS: I like the new lotto !!!
From: Peace
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 09:27 PM

"Capitalcionistical Expialidocious."

Now say THAT ten times real fast!

Subject: RE: BS: I like the new lotto !!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 10:00 PM

I like it! There could be lottery tickets whose proceeds would go to Habitat For Humanity to build homes for all the people who lost their life savings buying lottery tickets whose proceeds would go to Habitat For Humanity to build homes for all the people who lost their life savings buying lottery tickets whose proceeds would go to Habitat For Humanity to build homes for all the people who lost their life savings...

Subject: RE: BS: I like the new lotto !!!
From: Peace
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 10:10 PM

Bee-dubya-ell: GET HELP! (Sorry buddy, but I jus' HAD to say that.

Subject: RE: BS: I like the new lotto !!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 10:12 PM

Hell, Brucie, I been knowin' about needin' help fer a long time.

Subject: RE: BS: I like the new lotto !!!
From: Peace
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 10:15 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: I like the new lotto !!!
From: Peace
Date: 24 Feb 05 - 10:22 PM

A few facts.

Subject: RE: BS: I like the new lotto !!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 11:25 AM

Isn't lotto a board game??

Subject: RE: BS: I like the new lotto !!!
From: gnu
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 04:12 PM

Well, I'm getting bored. I buy one 6/49 and one Super 7 each draw. And I've been buying them since the lotto began and I haven't won enough for a good pissup yet. Cdn$24M tomorrow night. I bought an extra ticket.