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BS: who killed the hairy mammoth?

EBarnacle 04 Sep 17 - 12:03 AM
Big Al Whittle 04 Sep 17 - 05:43 AM
punkfolkrocker 04 Sep 17 - 07:21 AM
Stu 04 Sep 17 - 07:39 AM
Donuel 04 Sep 17 - 08:21 AM
frogprince 04 Sep 17 - 11:27 AM
punkfolkrocker 04 Sep 17 - 11:57 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: who killed the hairy mammoth?
From: EBarnacle
Date: 04 Sep 17 - 12:03 AM

Horton heard a Who.
The evidence suggests that some dinosaurs, at least, were warm blooded.


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Subject: RE: BS: who killed the hairy mammoth?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 04 Sep 17 - 05:43 AM

i'm a hairy mammoth
My life is very bad
They've run out of my sandwiches
And that makes me sad

Theres a caveman out to get me
Hit me with his club.
he only does it when i'm pissed.
he waits outside the pub.


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Subject: RE: BS: who killed the hairy mammoth?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 04 Sep 17 - 07:21 AM

Considering it's a miracle the panda actually isn't already extinct because of it's almost complete indifference to reproduction..

Could it be, the Mammoths also lost all interest in sex, maybe because of the cold weather and unromantic surroundings,
and found it easier to just pretend to have constant headaches...???


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Subject: RE: BS: who killed the hairy mammoth?
From: Stu
Date: 04 Sep 17 - 07:39 AM

Thanks Steve, and you're correct when you say you're going to feed the dinosaurs!

Birds are theropod dinosaurs related to the famous Velociraptor and T. rex. Most of the characteristics we associate with birds evolved in non-avian dinosaurs first: feathers, probably flight, wishbone etc etc all were present before birds appeared. Modern birds appeared before the end of the Cretaceous and are one of several lineages that existed before the K-T extinction.

With over 10,000 species of bird still alive today, we're still in the age of the dinosaurs. I'm pretty sure they'll be here long after we've gone.


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Subject: RE: BS: who killed the hairy mammoth?
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Sep 17 - 08:21 AM

The last Mammoths were probably a victim of climate change. They were found on an island that could have cut them off from the mainland with rising seas. Natural selection kept the smallest versions alive by not dying of starvation by depleting a limited food source.

Unrelated to the last island Mammoths, island bears became larger as they succeeded. Today the largest known bear is the Kodiak Island bear. This goes against the rules of Islands selecting smaller animals possibly because of an innate swimming ability by bears.

Or feasting on miniature mammoths?

naaa, they probably inbreed themselves to death like rich royalty



http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/03/03/on-arctic-island-last-woolly-mammoths-had-genetic-meltdown.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/02/science/woolly-mammoth-extinct-genetics.html?mcubz=1


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Subject: RE: BS: who killed the hairy mammoth?
From: frogprince
Date: 04 Sep 17 - 11:27 AM

"lost all interest in sex, maybe because of the cold weather"

Since when is it COLD weather that discourages mating?

When the weather's hot and sticky,
that's no time for dunkin' dicky;
When the frost is on the punkin,
That's the time for dicky dunkin'


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Subject: RE: BS: who killed the hairy mammoth?
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 04 Sep 17 - 11:57 AM

"Since when is it COLD weather that discourages mating?"

well speaking for me and the mrs..

when she starts moaning about being freezing despite having the central heating on full,
and wears 2 hideous impenetrable fleece onesies, one under the other, in bed... 🙄


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