BS: Bush and the State of the Onion

Subject: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 02:00 AM

I didn't know that Onions grew on Bushes...

Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: Kaleea
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 02:30 AM

Not only do Onions grow on the Bushes, but Dumbya is going to be a guest artist on "American Idol" next week (if he can semi-sober up) singing: "Fry me a liver, fry me a liver, I fried a liver over yew!"
   It's sho' nuff enuff to make me cry.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: freda underhill
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 02:44 AM

there is power in the onion...

Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: mack/misophist
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 09:36 AM

Dear Kaleea,

Please do not use the words bush and liver in the same sentence. Liver is wonderful. bush is toxic. Try bush and tripe, instead.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 10:43 PM

Never could keep tripe down as a kid... hasn't changed as I got older... :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: GUEST,pdc
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 01:30 AM

If you really want to connect Bush and onions, go to the link below. One of the best satirical magazines I've seen -- it's so good that some people don't know it's satire.

The Onion

Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 06:22 PM

I have heard that they way to remove the smell of onions from teh hands is to wash tthem in milk. Does the USA produce sufficient milk to remove the smell of Bush?

Robin

Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 06:42 PM

Lemon juice works too.

Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 09:41 PM

Are there that many Lemons in the USA?

Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: MAV
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 11:55 PM

I believe your mission here is to "lick bush"

Quit cher belly achin'

Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: LadyJean
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 01:17 AM

The onion stinks and it's making me cry. You could say the same for George W. and he isn't a bush he's a shrub.