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BS: Security excesses !!??

GUEST,Art Thieme 21 Jul 06 - 04:18 PM
Clinton Hammond 21 Jul 06 - 04:22 PM
Peace 21 Jul 06 - 04:22 PM
Wesley S 21 Jul 06 - 04:28 PM
GUEST,Art Thieme 21 Jul 06 - 04:40 PM
Rapparee 21 Jul 06 - 05:34 PM
Amos 21 Jul 06 - 05:43 PM
Peace 21 Jul 06 - 05:45 PM
Greg F. 21 Jul 06 - 06:40 PM
mack/misophist 21 Jul 06 - 06:53 PM
Stilly River Sage 21 Jul 06 - 07:23 PM

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Subject: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 04:18 PM

Our bank has a sign on the door with pictures of three people;--each has their head inside a circle with a diagonal line through it--like a NO SMOKING sign. One is wearing sunglasses, one is wearing a baseball cap, and one is wearing a knitted cap.

We, now, apparently, are not allowed to enter the bank unless you r features can be totally viewed. I feel this is simply one more increment of tightness being applied to normal freedoms we once took for granted.

I asked if the sign was serious, and was told "Yes." I then asked the teller, "Would it be alright for me to still keep my pants on!?" She didn't see the humor...


Art


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Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 04:22 PM

"She didn't see the humor..."
Probably because it wasn't funny....


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Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 04:22 PM

Sheesh. THIS guy would REALLY pee them off . . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Wesley S
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 04:28 PM

Art - maybe you can still wear sunglasses at the ATM machine.


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Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 04:40 PM

This world that we are slowly slouching toward


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Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 05:34 PM

Wear a ski mask or balaclava or hallowe'en mask. The signs don't prohibit them....


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Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 05:43 PM

YEah -- maybe you can still find one of those Richard Nixon funny faces...if they bother you just hold up your fingers in the air and say, "I yam noo-oot a croo-ook!!" ROFLMAO


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Peace
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 05:45 PM

Ask and you shall receive . . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Greg F.
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 06:40 PM

No sign with a gun with a red line thru it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: mack/misophist
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 06:53 PM

And I can't get into the federal building or onto an airplane without a special ID to prove the steel in my leg isn't a bomb. As if!


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Subject: RE: BS: Security excesses !!??
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 07:23 PM

Have you tried paying for eBay shipping at home (via PayPal) if you're sending it to another country? They won't let you use any of the less expensive options, and you have to have extra information to ship at all. Basically, if you want to ship cheap, you walk into the post office where the camera gets your face when you hand your cash over to the clerk. Otherwise you pay $10 to $15 more. "Homeland Security"--such a farce.

SRS


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