Naughty kids' greatest hits

Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Oct 97 - 05:31 PM

I remember the Skunk song as

The Woodpeckers Hole...(to approximately the tune of "Dixie"

I put my finger in the Woodpeckers hole
And he woodpecker "well, damn your soul
Take it out, take it out, take it out--remove it!"

I removed my finger from the Woodpeckers hole
And the woodpecker said "well, damn your soul
Put it back, put it back, put it back--replace it

I replaced my finger...etc
......
'Turn it round, turn it round,turn it round--rotate it!

I rotated my finger in the woodpeckers hole
etc....
"Other way other way, other way--reverse it!

I reversed my finger in the woodpeckers hole
etc.....
"Do it again, do it again, do it again--repeat it!"

Of course,I have NO idea what all that might mean!

Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits
From: kiwi
Date: 05 Oct 97 - 06:20 PM

Hi guys... I have returned after a long while away.. vanished into that great hole where marching band people go. :) Anyway, here's a little ditty I 'member from when I was in middle school: No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks / kick the tables, kick the chairs, kick the teachers down the stairs!

Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 05 Oct 97 - 08:39 PM

Great stuff. This thread is getting a bit lengthy, though. How about we move to: Naughty Kids' greatest hits II

Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits
From: rechal
Date: 06 Oct 97 - 01:22 PM

Jerry: the mosquito song goes:

Oh I wish I were a little mosquito (mosquito)

Oh I wish I were a little mosquito (mosquito)

Oh I'd bitty and I'd bitey under everybody's nighty

Oh I wish I were a little mosquito (mosquito)

And then there's

Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop (bottle of pop)

Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop (bottle of pop)

Oh I'd go down with a slurp and I'd come up with a BURP!

Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop (bottle of pop)

There's also one about a skunk but I cant' remember all the words-- I wish I were a little striped skunk, oh, I'd something something something and I'd perfume in the breeze?

Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop (bottle of pop)

Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits
From: Carolyn
Date: 19 Jun 98 - 12:18 PM

One from Girl Scout Camp...

Sam, Sam, the lavatory man
Chief inspector of the Dew Drop Inn
Issues the tissues, the papers and the towels
As he listens to the rumble of the human bowel

Down, down, down beneath the ground
Where all the poopies go floating all around
There lives Sam the lavatory man
Scooping up the poopies in his little tin can

Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits
From: leprechaun
Date: 19 Jun 98 - 02:28 PM

Old man Lucas
Had a lot of mucus
Coming right out of his nose!
He picked and he picked 'till it's makin' you sick
And back again it grows!

Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits
From: BFP
Date: 19 Jun 98 - 10:31 PM

Matches, matches, M-A-T-C-H-E-S
You can strike them on wood and you can strike them on glass
I know a man who can strike them on his--bald head.
Matches, matches, M-A-T-C-H-E-S

Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits
From: Kazoo
Date: 19 Jun 98 - 10:32 PM

Driving down the highway doing 77
Someone blew a big one and blew himself to heaven
The car couldn't take it, the engine fell apart
All because of someone's (insert persons name) Supersonic fart
Fee-fi-fo-fum
here comes another one
two-four-six-eight
everyone evacuate.

Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits
From: Cuilionn
Date: 19 Jun 98 - 11:31 PM

I didnae see this ane posted yet, an' this is surely th' place where it belongs!

SUFFOCATION (to the tune of "Alouette")

Suffocation takes co-ordination
Suffocation: a game we all can play
First you take a plastic bag
Then you put it on your head
Go to bed, wake up dead, Oh-oh-oh-oh...

Anither twa we usit tae sing at church camp in Washington State:

1) [sung to the tune "Blowing in the Wind"]

How many beans in a can of Hornel
How many beans in a can?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
the answer is blowin' in the wind...

2) [sung to the tune "Pass It On"]

It only takes a raisin
To get the bowels moving
And soon all those around
Can smell the trouble brewing.
I'll shout it from the mountain-tops: "Oh no!"
I want the cook to know
The raisin-bowl has come to me
I want to pass it on.

(That last one was a response to our camp cook, who put raisins in EVERYthing.)

Gabh spòrs,

--Cuilionn

Subject: RE: Naughty kids'greatest hits
From: Joe Offer
Date: 19 Feb 99 - 05:07 PM

This thread is too long. Please post new messages to the sequel thread -

Click here for Part II

-Joe Offer-