BS: Help El Ted count to 100

Subject: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nick
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:48 AM

One specially for you Ted...

ONE

Hours of fun.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s&r
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:54 AM

2

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:57 AM

3

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:02 AM

100 I't's mine! I thank you! Eat my shorts!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nick
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:05 AM

Hey! Don't spoil it for him.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:40 AM

69

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 06:53 AM

7

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 07:01 AM

sphincter...   oh sorry..... wrong thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nick
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 07:14 AM

More fun...

Use your mouse to keep him upright!

46 metres best so far.

Who does that remind me of?

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 07:27 AM

El Ted -

Good luck.
I don't think you'll learn much about counting from this mob.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 08:11 AM

Some...
Quack!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 08:24 AM

plus one...

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 08:33 AM

65 metres!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 08:39 AM

Is that the new Olympic record for Mudcat Thread counting?
Quack!!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 08:56 AM

I am toddling off to Whitby in a few hours, when I return to my computer on monday, I do NOT want to see the 100th post taken by anyone but me, so BUGGER OFF to other threads NOW!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 08:57 AM

69 metres

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:06 AM

9

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nick
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:21 AM

This thread is provided purely as a service to all those threads that currently have countless counting posts with no constructive purpose other than to increase the number of posts in the thread.

Get it out of your system here.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nick
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:21 AM

Over 70 metres now

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:29 AM

GO AWAY!!! STOP POSTING!!! The 100th has to be mine.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:35 AM

Let's see...

Where are we up to now?

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:36 AM

The trick seems to be to NOT overcompensate when he starts to lean. In fact, I got him to 49 with a severe lean the whole way. If I had tried to right him, I believe he would have toppled the other way. Yes, yes, yes, I'm getting my real job done too dammit. But 70 metres seems beatable if I just try one more time.......

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 10:10 AM

100
Ha- fooled you!
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 10:38 AM

right we have 3 days until teds return, and it is a MUST that someone else gets the 100th APART FROM him.

i dont even care if its not me!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 10:49 AM

75 to go. Knock yourselves out.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 10:54 AM

T W E N T Y   S I X

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 10:56 AM

You bunch of sphincters!! Go away and talk political bollocks with the colonies will you? I have to leave work soon!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 11:05 AM

But if no-one posts while you are away El Ted, it won;t be anywhere near 100 when you get back.

Any way , do you DO any work?1

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 11:09 AM

not a lot. I am so good the company runs itself!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 11:11 AM

I wouldn't put that in writing in the public domain if I were you....oops!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 11:33 AM

Right folks, looks like he's gone....the coast is clear....31

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 12:35 PM

Number thirty two.

You didn't think we'd leave it all to you, did you El Ted? I'm here and looking for 100th posts to eat. Yummm. TASTY!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,OldSchool Humbug
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 12:50 PM

I can't believe that rational adults can seriously waste their time in a thread which has the sole function of having a hundred posts.

I remember when in the old bulletin board days when there was real community, all people were educated and reasonable and modems ran at 14.4k per week.

I didn't die in three world wars to get involved in rubbish like this.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,OldSchool Humbug
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 12:50 PM

34 by the way

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Joe Offer
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 12:53 PM

Eleventy-eight.
I think we're in overtime now.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:01 PM

10¹⁰

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:04 PM

thats quite good isñt it

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 06:51 PM

dont ƒorget, we cant have this thread NOT get to 100 before ted gets back.. so lets make sure we all post

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 08:50 PM

39

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Peace
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:08 PM

98

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Peace
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:09 PM

99

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Peace
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:09 PM

100

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 09:55 PM

43

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 12:42 AM

Eleventy-eleven!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 02:15 PM

45

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,tia
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 02:15 PM

46

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 02:16 PM

47

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 02:16 PM

48

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 02:17 PM

49

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 02:17 PM

50

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 02:18 PM

half way there! (and 51 BTW)

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: MudGuard
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 03:03 PM

Obviously, the answer can only be

42







;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 03:18 PM

Do you have your towel?

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: MudGuard
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 04:24 PM

Don't panic, yes!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Aug 04 - 10:26 PM

Why should I help someone else get

Post Number 100

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:05 AM

we arent helping him get it, we are stealing it. and we will succeed

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:05 AM

57

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:05 AM

58

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:05 AM

59

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:06 AM

60!!!! 40 to go!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 11:51 AM

i wont allow ted to get post number 100

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 11:51 AM

62

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 11:52 AM

63

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 12:59 PM

64

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 01:00 PM

another one

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 03:40 PM

Lick thee, lick

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 03:46 PM

67

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 03:46 PM

68

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 03:47 PM

69 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:33 PM

70

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:33 PM

WE CANNOT FAIL!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:46 PM

72

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:46 PM

73

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:46 PM

seventy four

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 05:48 PM

To be three quarters of the way there is some feat of Mudcat skill. El ted you are one hell of a guy and I want you to get the 100th post, even though there are those who would seek to thwart you.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 06:14 PM

EL TED WILL NOT GET THE 100TH POST IN THIS THREAD, I AND THESE OTHER FRIENDLY POSTERS WILL THWART HIM.

100th post... the true path

(seveveventy sex)

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:18 PM

I'm sure the previous post should have had an accompaniment of 'trombones'.

Nevertheless, as long as no-one gets in before this:

Period immediately prior to dusk, removal of all clothes (in time to music?)

Nigel

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:20 PM

Just in case that last post was too cryptic, I'll get back on-track with seventy eight

78

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:41 PM

For the benefit of the Netherlanders, and allowing for atrocious spelling!

Een voor tachtig

Nigel

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:51 PM

All holding their breath, poised to jump in there to get the coveted 100th post. Watch Mudcat go down under the deluge.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:54 PM

Watch the feathers fly if a dreaded GUEST gets it. And boy am I gonna try!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:54 PM

EIGHTY ONE!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:55 PM

NOPE EIGHTY 3, GUEST STOPPED MY 81 !

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:55 PM

Wharf.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:55 PM

84

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:56 PM

little hawk stole my 84... 86

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:57 PM

87

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:58 PM

ilig

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:58 PM

naxent

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:58 PM

89

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:58 PM

Mesp[ato,o

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:59 PM

Sorry. Mesopotamia.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:59 PM

92

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:59 PM

cop that!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 08:59 PM

Shat-

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:00 PM

and again!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:00 PM

NER!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:00 PM

IS THE KING!

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:00 PM

99

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:01 PM

of LIfe

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:01 PM

FUCKER

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:02 PM

Well, there you have it. El Ted did not cop the 100th post. Homage to Shatner did. All is still right with the World.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:02 PM

BETTER THAN EL TED GETTING IT BUT NOW I HATE YOU AND WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:03 PM

Promises, promises...

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:03 PM

IM GOING TO GET 200 INSTEAD

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:09 PM

Ok which one of you hexed me..lost my connection at 96 ish. I was in the home straight. Sweat coursing off my fetlocks.

200 you say? I will meet you at 190. With garlic around my neck.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Aug 04 - 09:12 PM

It was me. I invoked the *Power of Shatner*, said "He's dead, Jim!" and hit the Enter key.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 02:51 AM

Damn! Ya log off for a couple of hours and...

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 03:50 AM

You swine! I toddle off to Whitby for a couple of days and none of you listened to a word I said, did you?

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 03:52 AM

ey up Ted, you at Work [in that builders place in hull], or you got one of them portable compters in Whitby?

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: HRH ted of hull
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 03:55 AM

Back in sunny hull, back to whitby on wednesday jOhn. saw osson and raqqy, muppet etc in glaisdale yesterday and apparently there is a singaround on the "Grand Turk" sailing ship on wednesday, get yourself there.

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 03:57 AM

going there tomorow [sp?]
have to work tonight, silly midget bastard can't get any staff to cover my shift.

see thread, "who wants a lift to whitby?"

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 06:50 PM

200 is drawing closer

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 04:53 PM

69

Subject: RE: BS: Help El Ted count to 100
From: s6k
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 05:17 PM

ever closer. Sttaw seems to like 69, as long as im not involved, then thats ok by me