Subject: RE: BS: Free Electricity From Hamsters! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Dec 01 - 07:00 PM I have now seen Hamsterdance. I don't know whether to thank Spaw or instruct my dachshund to pee on his geraniums and dig up his lawn... I have also seen a site where you get to kill dancing hamsters. Pretty tasteless stuff. Killing teletubbies is another matter...I can relate to that. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Free Electricity From Hamsters! From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Dec 01 - 07:06 PM Well Hawk, there's always THIS instead. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Free Electricity From Hamsters! From: Devilmaster Date: 28 Dec 01 - 07:11 PM Spaw, I think its time to learn a new instrument..... you got WAY too much time on your hands my friend. :) Steve |
Subject: RE: BS: Free Electricity From Hamsters! From: Bill D Date: 28 Dec 01 - 07:28 PM don't you folks know that the cow fart/belch idea has been around for ages now, and is really taken seriously in some parts? Well, granted...this story deals with the end product of bovine processes, but still... and, some are worried that the cows may want to have a say in the matter...beware! but, if you'd like to go into the matter seriously, here are the calculations ......hey! don't be lighting that match while reading this thread! You wanta blow us all to Hull? |
Subject: RE: BS: Free Electricity From Hamsters! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Dec 01 - 07:31 PM Oh, fer gawd's sake! Now I'm the one who's feeling queasy... Never knew that "Plastic Jesus" had that many verses. Hamsterdance was torture, but this is hell! - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Free Electricity From Hamsters! From: Bill D Date: 28 Dec 01 - 07:35 PM by the way, John...sorry but you are way too late....Hamster power is already being researched...*grin* |
Subject: RE: BS: Free Electricity From Hamsters! From: Bill D Date: 28 Dec 01 - 07:40 PM but, who says the Hamsters would even cooperate! The hamster heirarchy and Satanic influences may be way beyond our poor power to influence their habits! |
Subject: RE: BS: Free Electricity From Hamsters! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Dec 01 - 07:40 PM Sick. Absolutely sick. This is the sort of thing that causes hamsters to lose sleep during the day and chew on the cage bars into the wee hours of the night. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Free Electricity From Hamsters! From: gnomad Date: 28 Dec 01 - 07:41 PM Stolen caption from Private Eye cartoon (this week's edition) "What do you mean, you hid your cocaine supply in the hamster's cage?" Cartoon suggests that this may give extra output but even with bulk buying I'm unsure of the commercial viability, unless you can get a regular army of people all hiding their supplies in the same place maybe? |
Subject: RE: BS: Free Electricity From Hamsters! From: Amos Date: 28 Dec 01 - 07:43 PM I must be telepathic or sumpn -- I'm feeling like that myself, right now!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Free Electricity From Hamsters! From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Dec 01 - 07:50 PM Ya' know if Bin Laden gets wind of all this we could be in real trouble. They've already proven you can kill thousands with box cutters and if he equips his operatives with a hamster-powered toaster and a box of Pop-Tarts, I don't know how we can stop them from wreaking havoc all over. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Free Electricity From Hamsters! From: Bill D Date: 28 Dec 01 - 07:51 PM
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