BS: Psalm 23 (A)

Subject: BS: Psalm 23 (A)
From: kendall
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 08:51 AM

Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want,
He leadeth me beside the still factories,
He makesth me to lie down on park benches,
He restoreth my doubts about the republican party.
He guideth me on the path of the unemployed
for the party's sake.
I do fear evil doers, for he talketh about them constantly.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy deficit spending,
they do discomfort me.
Thou annointeth me with ever last debt
And my savings and assets shall soon be gone.
Surely poverty and hard times shall follow me,
And, my jobless children shall dwell in my basement forever.

Subject: RE: BS: Psalm 23 (A)
From: Peg
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 09:17 AM

excellent kendall! where did you find that?

Subject: RE: BS: Psalm 23 (A)
From: mack/misophist
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 10:12 AM

This is on it's way to my right wing republican relatives. Thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Psalm 23 (A)
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 10:21 AM

Good 'un, Kendall...

Wish it we're so true but like they say, "It's hard keeping a blanket on the naked truth!"

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Psalm 23 (A)
From: Peter T.
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 01:04 PM

You missed a few lines:

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the reality of debt,
I will fear no estate tax, for I will have no estate,
Thy Rove of thy staff will comfort me.....



yours,

Peter T.

Subject: RE: BS: Psalm 23 (A)
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 05:32 PM

Thy Ashcroft and thy Rush beleaguer me.

Subject: RE: BS: Psalm 23 (A)
From: kendall
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 07:46 PM

And I shall dwell in the poor house forever

Subject: RE: BS: Psalm 23 (A)
From: kendall
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 07:47 PM

A friend sent this to me in an e mail

Subject: RE: BS: Psalm 23 (A)
From: Tinker
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 10:04 PM

Kendall, my daughter is bring it to school tommorrow. She's gooing to share it with the good Sisters.

Tinker

Subject: RE: BS: Psalm 23 (A)
From: Padre
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 12:25 AM

1. Governor Dean and I are in a shepherd-sheep relationship, and I am in a position of negative need.
2. He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area, and conducts me into lateral proximity with a non-torrential aqueous accumulation.
3. He restores to original satisfaction levels my psychological makeup.
4. Notwithstanding the fact that I make ambulatory progress through the non-illuminated geologic interstice of mortality, terror sensations will not be manifest withing me due to the proximity of omnipotence. His pastoral walking aid and quadruped-restraint module induce in me a pleasurific mood state.
5. He designs and produces a nutrient-bearing support structure in the context of non-cooperative elements. He enacts a head-related folk ritual utilizing oleaceous vegetable extracts, and my beverage container exhibits inadequate volumetric parameters.
6. Surely, it must be an intrinsic non-deductible factor that his inter-relational, emphatic and non-vengeful attributes will pursue me as their target focus for the duration of the current non-death period; and I will posses tenant rights in the residential facility of the forme governor on a permanently open-ended time basis.

Subject: RE: BS: Psalm 23 (A)
From: kendall
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 08:01 AM

Clever, but to obtuse to illicit mirth.

Subject: RE: BS: Psalm 23 (A)
From: Peter T.
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 08:12 AM

What is wrong with a little illicit mirth these days, eh?

yours,

Peter T.