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Subject: BS: A True Gift.... From: Rapparee Date: 19 Apr 10 - 07:51 PM NEW YORK (AP) -- Sharon Osbourne says she's having her breast implants removed this summer and will give them to her husband, rocker Ozzy Osbourne, as a paperweight. The 57-year-old reality TV star says the implants will be better on Ozzy's desk "than on my chest 'cause they're awful." |
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Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift.... From: Bat Goddess Date: 19 Apr 10 - 07:57 PM You can't make this stuff up... Linn |
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Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift.... From: gnu Date: 19 Apr 10 - 09:06 PM Ahhh... true love... it is to swoon for. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift.... From: mousethief Date: 19 Apr 10 - 10:29 PM Will this be shown live on their cable TV show? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift.... From: Amos Date: 19 Apr 10 - 11:06 PM Obviously she has given some weighty thought to her choice of gifts. On the road to Truth, every barrier must be removed. She's right--they are awful. Fra Tocare Qundum Licet Chief Scriptural Interpreter Temple of the Divine Curve |
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Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift.... From: katlaughing Date: 19 Apr 10 - 11:25 PM How useful is a paperweight if it's over a mouthful in size? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift.... From: mousethief Date: 19 Apr 10 - 11:33 PM Who sticks paperweights in their mouth? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift.... From: katlaughing Date: 19 Apr 10 - 11:42 PM *Groan*...no one, I hope. It was a pun gone bad, I guess..ya know the old "anything over a hand/mouthfull is wasted/too much/etc." |
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Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift.... From: Rowan Date: 20 Apr 10 - 12:50 AM And I prefer my paperweights to be easily grasped without them flopping all over the place and imitating (poorly, in my opinion) marshmallows or Turkish Delights. Cheers, Rowan |
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Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift.... From: Michael Date: 20 Apr 10 - 04:08 AM Ozzy will look a right tit with one of those on his desk. And where is the other one? He can't remember where he leftit. Mike |
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Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift.... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 20 Apr 10 - 06:17 AM I bet everytime he does some paperwork he feels a right tit... :D (eG) |
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Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift.... From: Georgiansilver Date: 20 Apr 10 - 06:19 AM Hope he can keep abreast of all his work |
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Subject: RE: BS: A True Gift.... From: Micca Date: 20 Apr 10 - 06:26 AM Obviously a gift in the German sense of the word! |
