UNDERGROUND Mudcat

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 02:51 PM

Fockin' A right Blind Bubba............What a dip. Everybody knows you spell it Don uv tha Mellennyum.

Spaw

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 03:14 PM

Meebo got lost on the way to the Ego thread. Said it wasn't his bag. Went off to check out an inflatable guitar with f-holes. I dunno, man...

Spaw, now that Cleigh's lost the auction, I have a capuchin monkey somewhere in my Tavern kit that might like to get to know him much better...

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 04:48 PM

What is it, like one of the ones left over from the Space Program or something? Have you checked with Meebo? I mean they used some of the damn things for simulation tests so that should suit the boy just fine. OR....even better......Why don't we fix the monkey up with the stone putz who started this thread. A successful mating might produce.........uh............................ oy.............okay, bad idea, back to Meebo.

Spaw

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 05:19 PM

Emblo isn't going to putz around with another monkey, but Cleigh might. Ever occur to you he might not be satisfied with your oral-anal relationship, huh?

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 05:36 PM

I dunno Amos....What about you? Didn't I just read that you have a long, hairy nose? I'll talk to Cleigh about it.

Spaw

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Caitrin
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 07:05 PM

I'd just like to nominate this for The Biggest Thread Creep Ever award.

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 07:25 PM

You guys are INCORRIDGABLE!!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 07:35 PM

So I'm a loser idiot. Whaty can I do about it?

--Mbo

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: ddw
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 08:31 PM

Wear your "Charter member" pin proudly, Mbo....

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 08:36 PM

Mbo, you can't duck out from the flak by buying a downscale category like that! You know goddamn well yer a smart wiseacre, and no loser. Yer not gonna let a little affectionate noise get under yer skin, now? We're just toughening you up so you can deal with intimate relationships without puckering. Don't you go welching on the deal, man! (Geez -- sometime I wonder who it is I turn into when I get into this cybervillage. Maybe it's Spaw's previous incarnation!)

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 08:47 PM

Yep, Caitrin...creepiest thread in ages!(gee, no one has asked Blind Harry how he typed in Braille...*BG*)

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 08:52 PM

Gentlefolk, my apologies for the coarseness. It is one of those things that I cannot resist when Spaw gets going. It's all his fault. Somebody give me a lift over to the NYCTS. I need a rest...

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 09:26 PM

Where am I going? And who else is going? And where is this thread going? And speaking handbaskets, is there a footbasket or is that basically a woven shoe as opposed to a snowshoe which keeps one from falling through the snow? Do sandshoes keep you from falling through the sand and going underground? And if you're underground, will you get a secret decoder pin made from a yak asshole? Or is the original poster here supposed to be the yak asshole?

So many questions. Such gross indifference.

Spaw

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 10:00 PM

I think I have bipolar disorder. One minute I'm depressed, the next minute I'm as high as a kite. I think there IS something seriously wrong with me.

--Mbo

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 10:02 PM

It's not you. Mbo...you're in a bipolar community. The two poles are Caitrin and Spaw, with TGG right at the crux soaking up the best of both poles.

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: GUEST,_gargoyle
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 10:11 PM

My dearest, most wretched "SPaw"....

No doubt Y O U posted this thread as sounding board to your wit....

You ARE in YOUR finest form

Even these stone chest caverns are heaving with laughter...

WELL DONE!!!

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Áine
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 10:14 PM

Speaking of the best of poles, by the look on my dog's face right about now, I think he knows where the best poles in town are! *BG*

-- Áine

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Barky
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 10:17 PM

Mbo, don't listen to these assholes. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you! In fact, not ONLY do you have an incredible singing voice (thanks for that recent song, by the way), but you are a kick ass person! We love you, man!

~Barky

PS: You guys know you're not assholes, and my apologies. I love you all!

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 10:23 PM

You tell 'em, barky. We know Mbo better than he knows hisself!

Dad

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 10:26 PM

Barky, try not to let this upset you, but uh.....well we're both assholes. Don't back away from such a perceptive atatement even if it hits close to home. But Amos and I ARE yak assholes...finest kind. I'm just hoping they don't use us for secret decoder pins.

Spaw

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 10:33 PM

Thanks so much, Trumpet Goddess, for your kind remarks. Then again it could be my medical disorder...though it's in remission, it's medically proven to cause mood swings and when dormant. And who knows what these steroids do to me either? Wow...I really Kick ***?

--Mbo

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Barky
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 10:52 PM

Yes Spaw, you're right. You are an @$$hole. *BG* But I won't let them get you for decoder pins. I don't think they make them anymore, anyway. Oh well. It would have been cool to have one. Well.... If it weren't made of a yak asshole, that is.
Mbo: Yes, you do kick @$$. I love you like a brother. Did you know that steroids, like Mountain Dew, reduces your sperm count? I just found that out today. They also make your balls smaller. Pretty scary for a fifteen year old to know, eh? *BG* (hey, I can talk about that if my dad can talk about "anal/oral relationships"! ick.)

~Barky

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Barky
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 10:54 PM

(ooh, it's payback time)

By the way, Amos. I thought you were supposed to be at work... actually WORKING! Didn't you tell me that you would be stuck there for a couple hours working on some important stuff??? Ahem... care to clear things up for the rest of us?

(ooh it's always nice to get your turn behind the wheel) *BG*

~Barky

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Áine
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 10:56 PM

Oh Spaw -- Thy words do wound me to the heart! What yak asshole is this I see before me? Is this not yet my most beloved whiney titty baby saggy assed tortoise asshole that I loved of yore? What light through yonder asshole breaks? Is it the sun? Or is it a possum thang? Nay, it is but the moon, and most beloved of tortoise moons! Yey though I walk through a valley of yak orafi, I am enthralled yet by the beauty of the beloved moon of Spaw . . .

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Troll
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:02 PM

Barky, just remember who has the keys to the car! Keep yer words soft and sweet in case they turn out to be dinner.

Courage Amos. We're all in this thing together.

troll

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Barky
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:03 PM

Very good, Áine. I don't believe anyone but you, with your sick and twisted mind (*BG!!!!!*), could have taken any such classic literature, such as Romeo and Juliet, and put it to assholian. Very interesting... we shall have to research your case further!

~Barky

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Barky
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:04 PM

Actually, Troll.... I have my own set... =0)

~Barky

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Sorcha
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:11 PM

Kick em where it counts Barky! Parents, Unite! Are we going to let her get away with parent bashing on a Family Site?

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:16 PM

Just so you know, sweety -- I only come over here when MS Ugh Word is going through periods of comatose non-responsiveness due to some clever file design in Windows. God I wish I had a Mac here, i would have been home listening to Barky whine HOURS ago!! :>)

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Troll
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:18 PM

How sharper than a serpents tooth is a wiseacre child with her own keys!

Amos, Amos, what WERE you thinking of?

troll

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:21 PM

Good Lord, I drink Mountain Dew every Tuesday & Thursday--including this morning! AND I had my 2 steriod shoot-ups...what am I coming to?!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Troll
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:26 PM

I don't think you'll be *coming* to anything at all Meebo.

troll ROTFLMAO

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:30 PM

DANG! Stung again!

--Mbo

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:30 PM

We had a little experiment in trust. I gave her her own set of keys, and she promised never to use them without permission. Right now, the important thing is I have the car itself up here at work. Almost done! LAte night deadline. 'S why I have time to goof around here...Bust about is fair play as the Bishop said with feeling...

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:35 PM

"TO" isn't really the problem Troll........I think its more an "OUT" or "IN" thing........well not really a thing which also enters into the equation. I guess we just need the right preposition for a proposition regarding procreation. Or not.

Spaw

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Troll
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:41 PM

Sure Spaw! Right! Uh...Whatever!

?

troll

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:43 PM

I think its a prefix problem, Spaw -- "re-" creation as distinguished from "pro-" creation. 'Course there's also the "cons" -- meaning "against" -- and I guess there's some creation M could do against whoever...real close up against...

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Troll
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:50 PM

I think that what Meebo wants is to create a little friction.

troll

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: ddw
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:50 PM

doesn't sound like you'll be coming to much, or for much longer, Mbo.

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Troll
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:57 PM

Now, now ddw. You'll afright the wee lad.

troll *snicker*

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:02 AM

I dunno Troll.........ddw is OK in mentioning the general lack of performance, but I don't think any of us should allude to the part where it atrophies and falls off. Ya gotta give up something for the steroids, but let's just play it down....OK?

Spaw

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Troll
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:08 AM

Spaw, I thought something only atrophied if it wasn't used...Ohhh yeah. I see what you mean. Sorry. Wasn't thinkin'.

troll

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:13 AM

Play it down? Are you sure? I think Mbo needs to play it in a different direction...

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:15 AM

Bad news all around--and I'm not into the whole boxer shorts thing either...

--mbo

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:35 AM

Oh, MBO!!! Git DOWWNNNNN!

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:51 AM

Whuuuu?

--Mbo

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: BlueJay
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 01:05 AM

Sorry to interrupt, folks, but this has got to be the STRANGEST thread I've ever seen! Covers everything from Yak assholes to decoder rings to testicular atrophy. Are you people MAD? Have you considered what this does to a relative newcomer (no pun intended) like myself? I've already considered trying to write a Goddam SONG about this thread, only I can't find anything that rhymes with Bipolar. Should I finger pick such a song, or just use a beer bottle cap? The only thing that really surprises me is that no one has already offered up such a song. I've also looked at the MUDCAT FBI thread, and it's almost as bad. In fact, these were the first two threads that I looked at tonight! And what does that say about ME? Can the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed help?

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 01:49 AM

BlueJay,

First you have to want to be helped.

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 01:49 AM

Bipolar rhymes with solar, duller, and molar! I cannot believe I posted to the thread that proves boys will happily play in the gutter!*BG*

Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 01:55 AM

kat,

we can splash over here, this section's a little nicer...