BS: A worry shared...

Subject: Some thoughts for the day...
From: GUEST,A worry shared
Date: 29 Apr 03 - 11:15 AM

I. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

5. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is
    when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put
    them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does
    everyone decide to play chess?

16. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the
    hereafter. I go somewhere to get something and then wonder
    what I'm here after.

19. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!

20. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared...
From: nutty
Date: 29 Apr 03 - 01:00 PM

You're memory is one of those things that does not improve as you get older ..... along with your waistline.

Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared...
From: Amos
Date: 29 Apr 03 - 01:16 PM

I forget what my waistline used to be, so I guess I'm okay, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared...
From: CarolC
Date: 29 Apr 03 - 01:41 PM

Over the hill? What hill? I don't remember any hill...

Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared...
From: mack/misophist
Date: 30 Apr 03 - 12:31 AM

Too soon old, too late smart. Except I'm still waiting for smart. An IRQ conflict this evening had me ready to go back yo pencils.

Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared...
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Apr 03 - 01:28 AM

CarolC, That was just a hill when I was a teenager, now it seems like a mountain ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared...
From: Firecat
Date: 30 Apr 03 - 09:26 AM

They say hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it??

Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared...
From: *daylia*
Date: 30 Apr 03 - 10:00 AM

:>) LOL! Thanks GUEST!

Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared...
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 30 Apr 03 - 01:38 PM

My Random Access Memory has gotten more and more random.

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared...
From: TIA
Date: 30 Apr 03 - 02:37 PM

An unintentional funny...

My mother had forgotten something and tried to trot out the line "I've got CRS syndrome".

(Can't Remember Sh_t)

But, she said "I've got CRT syndrome".

We laughed 'til we peed.

(Okay, you had to be there...but, I was.)

Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared...
From: Carly
Date: 30 Apr 03 - 05:55 PM

Long ago...My karma ran over my dogma.

Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Apr 03 - 06:15 PM

I had a great joke to post here, but I forgot it when I had to go upstairs for a minute to get something, and when I got there I couldn't remember what it was that I was looking for. I wandered around trying to remember, and I got a drink of water instead. I then became distracted by the dog's latest offence against domestic order and tranquility. Then I remembered that there was something I was doing on the computer, and so here I am...back on the computer.

So...what was I doing on the computer anyway?

Why am I here?

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared...
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 01 May 03 - 04:47 PM

Hey LH - Just forget about it, it wasn't important.

John

Subject: RE: BS: A worry shared...
From: Mudlark
Date: 01 May 03 - 09:10 PM

Two days ago, while in town, I suddenly remembered an almost forgotten b'day, stopped into a shop and found a nifty card and bought it. Now, for the life of me I can't remember who the card was for. Sigh. It's not bad enough that it now takes me weeks to learn songs I used to learn in hours--now I'm forgetting what I just remembered.