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BS: Men are just happier....

Bobert 23 Oct 05 - 07:28 PM
Peace 23 Oct 05 - 07:31 PM
Peace 23 Oct 05 - 07:33 PM
Peace 23 Oct 05 - 07:38 PM
gnu 23 Oct 05 - 08:02 PM
hilda fish 23 Oct 05 - 08:07 PM
gnu 23 Oct 05 - 08:14 PM
GUEST 23 Oct 05 - 08:18 PM
gnu 23 Oct 05 - 08:18 PM
gnu 23 Oct 05 - 08:20 PM
Mrrzy 23 Oct 05 - 08:41 PM
GUEST 23 Oct 05 - 08:45 PM
GUEST,leeneia 24 Oct 05 - 09:40 AM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 24 Oct 05 - 11:16 AM

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Subject: BS: Men are just happier....
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 07:28 PM

...people....

*Your last name stays the same...

*The garage is all yours...

*Wedding plans take care of themselves...

*Chocolate is just another snack...

*You can be President...

*You can never be pregnant...

*Car mechanics tell you the truth...

*The world is your urinal...

*Same work, more pay...

*Wrinkles add character...

*Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100...

*People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them...

*The occasional well-rendered belch is practially expected...

*New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet...

*One mood all the time...

*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat...

*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase...

*You can open all your own jars...

*You get extra credit for the slightestact of thoughtfullness...

*If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your firned...

*Your underwaer is $8.95 for a three pack...

*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough...

*You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes...

*Everything on your face stays the original color...

*The same hairstyle lasts fir years, amybe decades...

*You only have to shave your face and neck...

(I recieved this from a friend in Austraila and though I'm sure it was written by a woman, I thought it might make a few folks chuckle...)

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier....
From: Peace
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 07:31 PM

Attributed here to a gal named Pam.


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Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier....
From: Peace
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 07:33 PM

. . . and no doubt to be followed by this.


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Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier....
From: Peace
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 07:38 PM

. . . and then this.


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Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier....
From: gnu
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 08:02 PM

I believe Gary Busey, in the movie DC Cab said it much more simply... something like, "...women have half the money and all the pussy." I would say that's the long end of the stick.

Okay... go ahead... tear me apart... I am used to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier....
From: hilda fish
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 08:07 PM

Now why would we try and tell someone something they already know. Can it be said that someone who states the obvious "Okay... go ahead... tear me apart... I am used to it. " is not so much seeking genuine response as he is seeking masochistic pleasure? Or am I out of line myself here???? Hey????????????


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Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier....
From: gnu
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 08:14 PM

Nope. Yup. And, I don't understand your last question.


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Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier....
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 08:18 PM

Don't try.


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Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier....
From: gnu
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 08:18 PM

Oh... I assume you meant your actual first question to be rhetorical as emphasized by the lack of a question mark. That is why I ignored it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier....
From: gnu
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 08:20 PM

GUSET 08:18PM : Don't try to understand women or the question? I agree.


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Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier....
From: Mrrzy
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 08:41 PM

Who was it said if you have a son, you worry about one penis, but if you have a daughter, you worry about all of them?


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Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier....
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 08:45 PM

morgannickmom

Messages: 57

Oct 08, 2005 6:53:19 PM EDT    Subject: Re: Did you ever find yourself wishing you'd had a girl...   

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Have both. My daugther is a big tomboy so she has many as skinned knees and grass stains as my son. We've also been told that with a son you have to only worry about one penis. With a daughter you have to worry about all of them.

The woman who posted on the above site.


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Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier....
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 24 Oct 05 - 09:40 AM

Skinned knees and grass stains don't mean she's a tomboy, they just mean she's normal. She's a kid, she's not too co-ordinated, and she likes to play. Congratulations!


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Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier....
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 24 Oct 05 - 11:16 AM

No need to worry about grass stains,...........until the day they're on her back.

I'm gone
Don T.


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