BS: Mouse in a bottle

Subject: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Dec 07 - 10:32 PM

Here are Doug and Bob McKenzie explaining how you can, like, get yerself 144 free beers for nothin', eh? Flippin' decent!

Shane took a lot of inspiration from these guys, eh?

Mouse in a bottle

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Dec 07 - 11:23 PM

But they didn't explain whether the mouse has to drown or suffer some other fate.... can the free beer wait till the mouse expires of old age, then all the mousecrap can be flushed out with some stale beer?

Put Shane on that one right away.

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Dec 07 - 02:30 AM

So if I could put time in a bottle, would I get myself a gross of free watches?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: gnu
Date: 02 Dec 07 - 07:39 AM

No, you would get a Croce.

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Dec 07 - 07:47 AM

So who wrote "Time in a Bottle" again?

And what are the words to this parody?

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Dec 07 - 10:33 AM

If I.. could put mice.. into bottles...
The first thing... that I'd like to do...
Is be sure... that they live... just as long as mice can,
And then... turn them into free brew...

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Dec 07 - 11:49 AM

You're loaded, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Dec 07 - 11:55 AM

Back when Pepsi & Coke came in returnable bottles, a lady come into the store where I worked with a 12oz., unopened bottle of Pepsi from the 6-pack she had just bought and held it up to the light. Yes, there was a mouse on the bottom. One can only assume it got in when the bottle was used before, and was not discovered during the automated bottle-washing process and inspection.

None of us were clever enough to keep the bottle and turn it into a gold mine.

(we also found stuff like rusty bolts in bottles occasionally)

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Dec 07 - 12:03 PM

Boy, talk about a nasty fate. Drowned and entombed inside a bottle of Pepsi! Yuck.

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: Charley Noble
Date: 02 Dec 07 - 03:42 PM

Really sad story,

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: Peace
Date: 02 Dec 07 - 04:04 PM

Indeed . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: gnu
Date: 02 Dec 07 - 04:23 PM

...into Strange Brew? No, not the Creamy stuff. The Bob & Doug stuff... not a bad movie.

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Dec 07 - 08:41 PM

I once found a starfish, a dead cat, and all sorts of things in bottles. My biology teacher wouldn't let me trade them in for free formaldehyde, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: SINSULL
Date: 02 Dec 07 - 10:38 PM

My uncle found a dead mouse in a bottle of Pepsi - pre-law suit days. I found a huge rusty bolt in a bottle of orange pop. Also pre...The best was Uncle Rudy finding a set of dentures in a cherry pie. Also pre...Shame - I could have been an heiress.

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: Bee
Date: 02 Dec 07 - 11:08 PM

I found a set of upper dentures in an old stone wall once. They looked to be about as old as the wall, which would have been a good hundred years. There was a very old partial pig skeleton nearby as well. I wonder...

Subject: RE: BS: Mouse in a bottle
From: gnu
Date: 03 Dec 07 - 06:03 AM

Pigged out and THEN got stoned?