BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: GUEST,ZEUSS
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 03:47 AM

Curious!
I do not recall SPELLING as one of the qualifications for the job!
Hmmmmm...

Let me look...


Thunderbolts...


Changing into human form to seduce...


Angry...


Good at leading lesser gods...


NO!

Cannot see speling there at all.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: GUEST,Sick Squid
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 04:17 AM

By the beard of the prophet of extremely bearded people!!!!!!

THIS PROVES THAT ZEUSS IS REALLY jOhn9 from Hull.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: MMario
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 08:24 AM

he must be, he's posting here, isn't he?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 09:19 AM

True, Big Z, spelling isn't in the job description. But "Omniscience" is one of the basic qualifications. And as the you Greeks say, "Καλύψτε τις απαιτήσεις ή είστε ιστορία."

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: MMario
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 09:23 AM

the Olympian gods weren't Omniscient though, were they? seems to me they were tricked and fooled and hidden from a lot and that couldn't have happened to a being possessed of Omniscience could it?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: MMario
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 09:24 AM

Why is google advertising copper bathroom equiptment?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 09:30 AM

Changing into human form to seduce...

Don't see swan or bull there.... so will that mean we're spared a sudden outbreak of minotaurs?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 06:09 AM

How do we know that the Squid isn't an Olympian in disguise?
Now THAT could cause some interesting supernatural offspring!!!

And I expect that Google are trying to put in a bid for refurbibshing the Jello Tub.

Quack!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: GUEST,Sick Squid
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 08:39 AM

"How do we know that the Squid isn't an Olympian in disguise?"

Because squids aren't allowed into the Olympics due to the fact that we can multitask in the field events and run rings around all the swimmers. However, some of us do live on mountain tops and hurl lightening bolts from the clouds. Plays havoc with the tentacles though if you can't let go quickly enough. Very painful is a singed sucker.

I'll get me mantle.......

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: lady penelope
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 03:54 PM

Erm I thought like the Kraken you were imprisoned by Zeus.....?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 04:06 PM

Not to mention the ink.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: GUEST,ZEUSS
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 05:01 AM

We set him free.




He wrote so many petitions we let him go.




We werre getting smothered with all the ink.



Personally, I didn't think he had a leg to stand on...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 07:33 AM

Should we be thinking about Haloween decorations yet. We were very impressed when we visited last year, passing through Pennsylvania, seeing all the porches and gardens decked out with witches in rocking chairs and ghosts in the trees and pumpkins and the like.

What would you U.S.A.tians suggest for the Tavern?

Quack!
Geoff.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: MMario
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 08:10 AM

fill the jello pit with green gooey ectoplasm, stock the bar with high proof drinks and ban matches from near anyone's breath!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: GUEST,Sick Squid
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 08:21 AM

Zeus, your speligns getting worse. Are you SURE you're not jOhn9 from Hull, and where did you get that red ink from, that's cool man!! I'm stuck with this yucky sepia stuff.

Lady p, I knew the Kraken when he was still asleep.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: MMario
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 08:27 AM

biblically? that's rude!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 09:14 AM

How about if we...oh, damn. I just thought of something.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: MAG
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 01:08 PM

Costume contest.

Group singing of "With 'er 'ead - tucked - underneath 'er arm"

Scary stories in the basement by lanternlight.

What shall we have by the fireside?

Decorate with pumpkins and cornstalks.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: MMario
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 01:10 PM

that really should be turnips and wheat sheaves....but those "pushy Americans"...sigh, what can one do?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 02:50 PM

My family's favortie ghost poem. Ahem:

Early one morning, late one night
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot earch other.
Two deaf policemen heard the noise
And they came running and shot the two dead boys.

It always frightens me to the very core of my being and then I get all choked up with emotion.

I hope you weren't TOO frightened by it.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: MMario
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 02:53 PM

As I was walking down the stair
I saw a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there, again, today
Oh How I wish he'd go away

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern Equinoctal Festival
From: MAG
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 08:26 PM

Oh, I live in wheat country, and wheat sheaves would be fine with me.

The pumpkins do show up MUCH better than the turnip, tho'

I'll be in the rocker with a large black longhair purring on my lap.