BS: Christmas in Glaisdale

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:46 AM

!! 100 th post !!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:46 AM

Is STOLEN by Bloody John !! I will now go and sulk in the corner !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 07:49 AM

There's someone sitting there mate!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 01:30 PM

Where were you Ted!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 01:31 PM

...meanwhile back in Glaisdale Penny fried sausages whilst El fingers ranted on about homosexuality, hermaprodites and sexaul perversion. 'In my day' he started to intone

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 03:31 AM

Leadfingers, you swine! I challenge you to a duel at dawn! Northumbrian pipes at 50 paces! I missed the hundredth post on my own thread beacause I spent a fun packed day in Rotherham and Wakefield yesterday! I used to think Hull was bad, but God, they are worse!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 04:29 AM

Oo, now this could be interesting...I'm betting on Leadfingers...Dad will be too worried about breaking one of his nails!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 06:37 AM

The more observant amongst you, may have noticed that I have finally come out of the closet, and changed my name to 'flamenco ted' in an attempt to proclaim my true sexuality. Oh.....   Sorry...... wrong thread!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 06:43 AM

Will you now be signing off with

Flamenco True Puff ??

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 06:47 AM

Morning Andy, I intend to keep 'flamenco, the true path' but I was going to add a bit of a gay lisp to it. But my computer doesn't seem to have a 'lisp' button on the keyboard.
    Mucky, mucky Bratford, the true path!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 06:56 AM

NELSON !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 06:59 AM

Que?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:38 AM

Eye eye eye, I take it you don't follow crickey True Puff (sorry Path)

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 07:44 AM

Good afternoon flamenco stud

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 08:11 AM

Cricket is a game for limp wristed nancy safety clerks eh Dave?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 08:28 AM

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 09:59 AM

Philistine

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: muppett
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 10:04 AM

OWZAT

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 10:05 AM

Actually raggy, believe it or not,I used to play for the Company team. But every time I caught a ball, it shafted my hands so I couldn't play guitar so I dropped out.
ps cider in pantry, tell muppet it's alongside his jar of marmite.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: muppett
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 10:07 AM

Brill Ta Ted

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 10:58 AM

Anyway=Sweetfire says she is taking Charmer, Who is Charmer?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 10:59 AM

Cricket is 'drinking' in another form. There's so many ways to get drunk nowadays it's time some of them were banned.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 11:08 AM

Charmer is Sophia's horse jOhn. It's an Arab mare.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 11:09 AM

oh.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 11:10 AM

If Sweetfia is taking a horse, can i take my hamster?
[she's called Brenda].

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 11:23 AM

Certainly jOhn. Brenda and Charmer will make for a quite unusual curry.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Nick
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 12:07 PM

Are we allowed to eat the horse if the fox sandwiches run out?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:34 AM

Yo Nick,
       We have so many dead endangered species in our fridge, you will be spoilt for choice! I wouldn't dream of serving up anything as basic as Horse!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:44 AM

What's wrong with horse, I've order Horse in a restaurant and very nice it was too


Sorry Sweetfire ............. but it was scrummy !

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:56 AM

Horse de Overies - nice

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 05:35 AM

Bastards, the lot of ya!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: muppett
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 05:38 AM

there's no horse in Marmite is there

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 05:41 AM

Not unless you chop one up into little pieces and then stuff if into the jar, no!

But by the way dad, i'm quite impressed you know what breed she is! Considering you never come and watch me ride anymore.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 05:46 AM

Sweetfire ......... that wasn't very nice, Ted ..... do you want to borrow my BIG pans, should be able to make curry for about 80 between the two of them, Horse Rogan Josh sound good to me or Pony Pasanda, Mare Masala, Donkey Dopiaza

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 06:26 AM

tots,
    You seen one horse, you seen them all! I wont need your pans carpetface because our servants handle that sort of trivia.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 06:30 AM

Tight Bugger, we give our staff time off over Christmas

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 06:32 AM

You soft wet liberal!!! Next you'll be telling me you pay them as well!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 06:37 AM

Raggy, you had just better hope our paths don't cross too much this coming xmas...

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 06:42 AM

Or i will make a nice carpet outta ya!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 07:23 AM

You want to be careful what you say young lady, they have some strange practices with young girls in this part of the country, some fo which I have adopted since I moved here .......... you know why women have smaller feet don't you ....... so they can get closer to the sink to wash the pans I make Curried Donkey in !

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 08:50 AM

One more tedious meeting to go this afternoon, then I can mince off to sunny Glaisdale for the weekend, toodle pip!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Dec 04 - 04:45 AM

You're a bit of a mincer then Ted?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 20 Dec 04 - 10:53 AM

To the top, in orange!! Sure am Dereck. By gum, wasn't Nellies packed last night?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 Dec 04 - 11:22 PM

Yes and there were quite a number of people in there as well. I enjoyed the night and so did David. He drove his car very well.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:00 AM

Two days to go. In red.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:10 AM

The Christmas period is a time for going into the red Tedward.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:23 AM

Teddy baby ......... today is the 21st so there's 1,2,3 .......4 days to go, as Christmas day, this year, is on the 25th.

Penny take him in hand will you .......... no, STOP ... he'll only get excited if you do that !

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:40 AM

Eww! That's discusting! Ol' people don't have those sort of feelings!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:42 AM

Is that old or mature Sweetpea?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:50 AM

Dont forget your Glaisdale survival kit