BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!

Subject: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 12:46 PM

Ho-LEE-CRAP!!! Check out these two fellers...

New friends in USA for Shane!!!

By golly, I think that seeing these two guys will cheer Shane right up, knowing that there are kindred spirits living not far away in the good old USA, and maybe he could visit them and sleep over on the couch when he goes down there to "straighten things out with Rapaire" (i.e. - kill him). And maybe they could discuss the finer points of drinking domestic beer only and keeping it from falling into the hands of "Yer-pians" and other weird foreigners.

I feel sure that Shane will be out of jail soon, and when he is he has GOT to see that video. It will give him new hope and faith in humanity. He might even decide to bury the hatchet with Rapaire. Or was that "in Rapaire"? Hmmm.

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 12:52 PM

Those two guys are regulars at my song circles. Kendall brought them down from Machias and they can't seem to lose my address.

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 01:40 PM

They've been around for a while in political circles down here in Dixie. As McCain might say "They are masters of the youtubes and the googles." They've come up with come funny stuff.

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 04:05 PM

Heroes. True American heroes. This Bud's fer youse. Click and hic.

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 04:08 PM

And, you can tell them thar is the real deal, eh? You see any bottles of Bud? Nope. That thar is the true article, mind my word.

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 04:21 PM

It's truly heartwarming to know that the idiots in Canada are not alone. I can foresee a trip down to the USA as soon as Shane gets his little legal problem sorted out.

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 04:24 PM

My neighbors like bud in cans.

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 10:39 PM

"There was a young maid from Anheuser
Who vowed that no man could surprise her.
But Old Overholt
Gave her virtue a jolt..
And now she is sadder...Budweiser."

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 02:20 AM

A variant........

There was a young miss named Ann Hiser
Who claimed no man could surprise her
Then Ol' Pabst took a chance
But found Schlitz in her pants
And now she is sadder Budweiser.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: gnomad
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 03:36 AM

Or...

There was a young chap called Budweiser,
Thought he'd get his girl drunk, and surprise her,
She supped three fifths of gin
Before he got in,
So now he is poorer, Budweiser.

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 06:14 AM

A little off topic, but somehow just the mention of Shane made me recall this recent article:

GREAT BALLS A'FIRE

Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
The victim suffered second-degree burns on his testicles

The Associated Press
updated 3:32 p.m. CT, Mon., July. 21, 2008

SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. - Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

©2008 The Associated Press

ouch

John

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 06:44 AM

Amazing. I wonder if Shane has some distant relatives down there in California? It certainly sounds as though he might.

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 09:59 AM

Gotta be mental! No way a hoser would do that... even drunk.

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 08:44 AM

The "Help A Hoser Foundation" has long had a branch in the Southern US. There used to be branches in Vancouver and Toronto as well, but, well, you know...Vancouver and Toronto.

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 11:34 AM

The "Help a Hoser" facilities in Vancouver and Toronto simply became overwhelmed at a certain point and had to shut down. It was a lot like the "Tribbles" episode on Star Trek.

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 01:45 PM

Got a PM re: cans not bottles? If you gotta ask, you ain't a hoser nor a redneck nor a goodolboy.

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 09:25 PM

Waddayamean, pour it into a glass? Ain't it ALREADY in glass?

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: Conservative...YES!!
Date: 03 Aug 08 - 04:40 PM

I don't know Shane but he sounds like a hell of a guy.

If bud's no longer an option then he might try this....


Share it with a friend...

Subject: RE: BS: New friends in USA for Shane!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Aug 08 - 05:58 PM

You appear to have an absolutely perfect understanding of Shane's mentality. What a guy, eh?