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Subject: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Alice Date: 23 Dec 09 - 08:39 PM Although it's been said, many times many ways... Merry Christmas to YOU!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: SINSULL Date: 23 Dec 09 - 09:07 PM There's fire down below - ow - ow - ow - ow boys.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: GUEST,999 Date: 23 Dec 09 - 09:10 PM Jerry Lee Lewis had a song about just this. |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Alice Date: 23 Dec 09 - 09:43 PM Oreo didn't know there was no web cam on this monitor. |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: katlaughing Date: 23 Dec 09 - 11:02 PM He didn't know he was supposed to assume the prone position when worshipping the mighty Gawd of Heat. |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Alice Date: 23 Dec 09 - 11:04 PM Doing yoga Opposite of Downward Dog Is Upward Cat |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Liz the Squeak Date: 24 Dec 09 - 01:31 AM He's just warming the hole of his body... Hey, if humenz can duz it, so can kitteh. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Genie Date: 24 Dec 09 - 02:17 PM or maybe, "Happiness is a warm pussy?" |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Ed T Date: 24 Dec 09 - 03:05 PM "Never you mind. A guy got to sometimes." - John Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: topical tom Date: 24 Dec 09 - 03:58 PM ♪I am a poor pussy burning...bum-a-bum-bum...♫ |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Don Firth Date: 24 Dec 09 - 04:30 PM "Ah-h-h-h-h-h!! After you've been stuck outside with your butt in a snowbank for three hours, this is pure heaven!!" (. . . purr heaven?) Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: gnu Date: 24 Dec 09 - 05:03 PM One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly. "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet." was the shop owner's reply. The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..." The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..." The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?" The man did not know.. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife. So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life: "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...." |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Severn Date: 24 Dec 09 - 08:22 PM I can recommend a good burn clinic in Baltimore.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: GUEST,Ebbie, away from home, house/dog sitting Date: 24 Dec 09 - 09:47 PM I'll have a blue Christmas without you... yeah, right. |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Alice Date: 24 Dec 09 - 10:34 PM Ah, relaxing by the fire and another Tom & Jerry, a holiday treat. |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Ed T Date: 24 Dec 09 - 10:39 PM Tips on warming your nuts http://www.pbase.com/djwixx/image/105737328 |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Ed T Date: 24 Dec 09 - 10:44 PM As for global warming, my ass should know. |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Ed T Date: 24 Dec 09 - 11:02 PM And when he get s behind closed doors Kitty lets his nutsr hang down And , then he is glad that he's a man Oh, no-one knows what goes on behind closed doors |
Subject: RE: BS: Catsnuts Roasting.... caption From: Alice Date: 25 Dec 09 - 01:11 PM He sees you when you're sleeping |