BS: If you were an exotic dancer

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: JenEllen
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 06:19 PM

Aw crap..."Mojo Jackson"....sounds like I should be a bouncer at the strip joint. Going with current creatures though, it would be "Sully St. Helens" alliteration with a wiggle on it..

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 06:32 PM

Bonnie Stepping Stones.

sounds like a heroine from a Catherine cookson novel.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Kernow John
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 06:54 PM

I haven't laughed so loud in ages!
I had a snake called Slippy and lived at Victoria road.
Followed by a move and a dog resulting in
Beauty Wick

Please don't stop.
Baz

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Alice
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 07:14 PM

Peg, I like your formula. I would be

Irish McConnell

Alice

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,Nancy
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 07:26 PM

uh oh, mine makes me sound like a "dumb blonde" but here goes anyway......Beau Beau Beacon.

Nancy

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 11:08 PM

Thank you, whoever refreshed this. I missed it the first time. Sad to say, I'm the vice cop sitting in the back: Napoleon Leonard. If it helps any, though, Napoleon was a hamster, and man, could that boy dance!

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Hagbardr
Date: 04 Feb 00 - 11:53 PM

I could be either:

Fluffy Tenth

or

Puddy Tat Miller

'course when I dance people think I'm having a seizure.

Hagbard

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 05 Feb 00 - 04:57 PM

How good could a gymnophobic ecdysiast be?

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: sophocleese
Date: 05 Feb 00 - 05:04 PM

Depends on the level of ecdysy you want to attain.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 04:57 AM

kiki cherry

squeaky cherry

spike cherry

joey [pretty boy] cherry

dennis hough green

ronnie oldfield

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,Desdemona at work
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 10:04 AM

"Toby Gifford"....well, *I* wouldn't pay to see me!

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,Mike Strobel
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 11:32 AM

Luna Tyler...............ah, it has a nice ring....

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 04:50 PM

If I was an exotic dancer, it would revolutionize the entire field...no breasts, almost no hips, microscopic nipples...I tell ya, exotic dancing would never be the same again!

Or I would be out of a job.

Hmmmm.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,Glade
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 05:16 PM

KeKe Holman

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,ozmacca
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 07:14 PM

Bumble Wilga? Oh Gawd!!!!!!!

Mind you, this thread reminds me of the line about the girl who danced under the professional name of Caustic Soda. She was a stripper........

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 24 Jun 02 - 09:52 PM

Well, the formula seems to work! If I ever get a job in the porn industry, look out for 'Joey Amethyst'...or perhaps you'd better not...

It sounds from that name as if I do a little bootlegging on the side as well though...

*LOL*

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,Desdemona at work
Date: 25 Jun 02 - 12:23 PM

Little Hawk---your act seems to presage the crossover of super-models into the field of exotic dancing....!

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Jun 02 - 08:48 AM

I don't think that TESSIE GLENVIEW (my first pet was a female tortoise) would be a big crowd puller. And I definitely don't want any Gender Reassignment surgery.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Leeder
Date: 26 Jun 02 - 11:06 AM

I'm "Ginger Dufferin".

(signed) Raoul Telepathic Badger

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,JohnnieBGoode
Date: 26 Jun 02 - 11:32 AM

Great formula!

Pepper Valley

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Penny G.
Date: 12 Aug 02 - 11:53 AM

Humper Eastern

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: AggieD
Date: 12 Aug 02 - 03:22 PM

We used to have a dog called Benji, whose full title was actually Benji Bobbles Bon-Bon. Need I say more?

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,T-Tone
Date: 12 Aug 02 - 10:04 PM

Enter Augie Dover, former cab driver with connections

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Yorkshire Tony
Date: 12 Aug 02 - 10:27 PM

Whisky Woodcroft

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,Anahootz
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 02:46 AM

Um...

Tramp North Douglas Highway?

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 03:35 AM

Singapore Boynton

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Hecate
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 11:07 AM

hmm, I get to be "Holly Garden" which sounds like it ought to be a euphemism for pubic hair or something..... my other half would be "Sooty Upholland" which sounds a lot more promising. Currently I'd be Jareth Bromfield.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: DMcG
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 11:16 AM

Trotsky Victoria?????

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: DMcG
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 11:17 AM

Trotsky Victoria?????

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: CharlieA
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 11:30 AM

1st would be Snuck Lavorna. or Fred Lavorna (snuck was the cat - fred the dog. however I don't want a gender change either) Currently it'd be Malcolm Northfield (nickname Fiend)

Why? The only female pet was Snuck!

I'm not even considering the guiunea Pigs - they were Pigit and Squidge!!! ( i was only little!)

Cxxx

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 10:55 AM

refresh

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 12:14 PM

Would you prefer Beany Cherry or Scrapper Seventeenth?

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: catspaw49
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 01:31 PM

What a great old thread............Thanks for the refresh kat.........



Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 01:38 PM

If I were ANY kind of dancer nobody would come.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 03:20 PM

Yer welcome, Spaw. I was going through a bunch of old ones, looking for "cat" postings, when I came upon this one. Figured it was worth a chuckle or two.

Rapaire, with either of those names, I'd come!**bg**

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Den
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 03:28 PM

Max Alpine! get those dollar bills ready ladies.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Charley Noble
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 03:36 PM

How about King Stonebridge!

Certainly sounds like an awesome act to me, but more a wrestler than an exotic dancer.

"King" of course was our mongrel German Shepherd/Hound named in honor of the husky on "Sergeant Preston of the Yukon," while Stone Bridge Lane is our old driveway.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: Smokey.
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 05:17 PM

If I were an exotic dancer, the world would be a deeply disturbing place.

Horace Pleasant

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 07:10 PM

Those are great, fellahs! Den! Good to *see* you!

Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer
From: GUEST,guest
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 09:55 PM

Whiskers Wisconsin