Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?

Subject: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Genie
Date: 10 Jan 03 - 02:08 AM

Computer running a bit sluggishly or erratically recently? When was the last time you checked for internal sources of contamination?

Click http: here,
here,
here, and
here. .

Somehow, makes a "bug in the computer" seem kinda trivial, doesn't it?

Genie

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 10 Jan 03 - 02:20 AM

The Mudcat Australians know I'm not fond of snakes - so they sent me those pictures weeks ago.
Aaaaaaargh!!!
-Joe Offer, in Rattlesnake Country-
(but I haven't seen one here yet)

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 10 Jan 03 - 03:10 AM

But don't they know that opening the power supply box voids the warrenty?

John

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Jan 03 - 03:17 AM

Snakes alive!!!

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Gareth
Date: 10 Jan 03 - 01:52 PM

Does it byte ????

Gareth

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: RichM
Date: 10 Jan 03 - 02:00 PM

Does it byte?
Just a bit...

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Don Firth
Date: 10 Jan 03 - 02:04 PM

Made me so nervous I took and aspirin and laid down for awhile. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Genie
Date: 10 Jan 03 - 02:43 PM

Gotta krait that computer up again and ship it back to the manufacturer!

Genie

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: mack/misophist
Date: 11 Jan 03 - 12:26 AM

It was self defense officer. I had to kill him. He was throwing puns at me.

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: GUEST,Cleo's Asp
Date: 11 Jan 03 - 05:39 PM

Aw, c'mon, misophist! Snakes don't talk!

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 Jan 03 - 08:06 AM

Not a Vindscreen Viper then.

Sorry USA but this is a British Joke. (Vindshield Viper is just not as funny)

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: artbrooks
Date: 12 Jan 03 - 08:30 AM

Not just a British joke. Popular in my gradeschool, circa 1958--"The Viper is coming", and when the terrified little old lady opens her door (why did she open it?) the little old man with the bucket says, "I'm the viper, kin I come in and vipe the vindows?"--Jenn

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Gareth
Date: 12 Jan 03 - 10:56 AM

MMmmmm ! Did it Viper your hard disc ???

Gareth

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Genie
Date: 12 Jan 03 - 03:06 PM

Art, ve did dat shkit in zummer kamp ven I vas in high school und I vas der viper! *G*

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Jan 03 - 03:50 PM

For goodness snake what's the adder wit youse. You'd think Someone had done a Python you from great height. Any you gals wanna see my garter snake? [wink wink.] <;¬]>

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: GUEST,Al
Date: 13 Jan 03 - 12:26 AM

In my humble opinion, the problem with this computer is that it has a bad coil. Al

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Jan 03 - 10:23 AM

But it's hisssstory now.

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: GUEST,Al
Date: 13 Jan 03 - 04:16 PM

I suggest you query the factory rep til you get an answer. Al

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 03 - 02:54 PM

Fangs very much.
Venom calling you..oo.oo.oo----ooh.ooh.ooh.
I like snake and pygmy pie.
Giok

Subject: RE: Tech: Tech Support: Norton Antiviper?
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 15 Jan 03 - 01:19 AM

It looks like St. Patrick's come to town
Tain't a snake nowhere in dem links to be found.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

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