BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please

Subject: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Stu
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 06:52 AM

Dear Americans,

You may have noticed your leader's favourite pet is paying a visit at the moment, and some of us over here were wondering if you could hold onto him for a few years, as we don't want him back.

He does not, by the way, represent public opinion here on your sordid little oil war (he lied to us about it).

Love,

Stigweard

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 07:02 AM

He could, of course stay over there as a sort of Lease Lend payment. I'm sure he would represent at least the front grille of a jeep. Or would that be more in his missus' line?

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: GUEST,Auggie
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 08:57 AM

Hey, I think we have enough idiots staying in the White House without importing anymore, so no thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 09:33 AM

The important thing is to make sure that they stay in the White House. If they ever get out into the community think what damage they could cause.

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Stu
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 09:38 AM

Er, looking back my post seems a little harsh. I mean "Bush and his cronies sordid little oil war".

Anyway, please keep him.

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 10:15 AM

It's unfair to ask our American cousins to keep our slimy, two faced, lying, traitor, of a PM [why do I want to put a T after that?]Surely they have enough slimeballs in office there already!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 12:49 PM

If we keep Blair for you, will you please take Bush off our hands?

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 12:54 PM

Think we could sell them as a "matched set" to some third party?

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: GUEST,jacqui.c
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 12:54 PM

Can't we send both of them on a fact finding (or missile finding) visit to Iraq? Wouldn't it be good to see those lovely boys in the front line? They'd be more use acting as shields for the good guys over there than they are as leaders!

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Amergin
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 01:17 PM

Send him to Oz with the other criminals....BG

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 01:19 PM

Calling Nurse Ratched

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: GUEST,jacqui.c
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 07:06 PM

I don't think Oz deserves either of them! The Antipodeans are beginning to show promising signs of civilisation - look at the Mudcatters from that part of the world. Anyway, after last time they probably wouldn't let Princess Tony or Freebie Cherie back in!

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: dianavan
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 09:27 PM

Just keep him away from Canada. I think we should send the matched pair to Iraq to serve as the new president and vice-president and see how long they last. Any bets?

d

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 09:41 PM

£100.00 on 87 days.

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 10:29 PM

Pease take him. Do what you will with him, just take him away...he scares me...

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: kendall
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 10:55 PM

No thanks, we are up to our asses in asses now.

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 02:26 AM

I just heard there are two bunks empty at Guantanimo...

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 02:50 PM

The alternative is currently Michael Howard. 'Nuff said.
S:0)

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 02:51 PM

Arafat's compound in Ramallah is empty now. We could send them there.

Subject: RE: BS: Americans - keep B.Lair please
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 02:55 PM

Why not just send them all down here, and i'll deal with them as i see fit? Lots of prodding, maybe some heavy metal music...

Yours Faithfully,
Satan xxx