BS: Mudcat Christmas-WELCOME 2012 - Tavern

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas-WELCOME 2012 - Tavern
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 04:56 AM

A Hanson's diet black cherry on gnu's tab. To your Patriots,old friend!

Thank you Mr. Gator.

Alexander Grahm Bell has worn out the charge in Severn's phone andfumes as he waits for the cell phone to recharge and downs another shot......

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas-WELCOME 2012 - Tavern
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 05:42 PM

A brief cheer goes up in the tavern as all eyes turn to the flickering old TV in the corner and hear Michelle Bachmann say she's out of the race. Then the group turns again to the more important task of picking through the rubble of tables and chairs to pick up the glasses needed by the bartender.

When the tree rocketed out of the tavern the high heat caramelized the edge of the jello pit. It is now hard and very sticky, an almost sucker-like consistency that can be broken off the edge of the pool with a hammer. It's sticky enough to pull out fillings if someone wanting a snack isn't careful. A few things were blown into the jello pit and are stuck to the surface where it was cooked by the heat.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas-WELCOME 2012 - Tavern
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 06:03 PM

Fortunately, the Giant Squid was underjello at the time and was unhurt.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas-WELCOME 2012 - Tavern
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Jan 12 - 11:58 PM

You mean he was Jellied Squid and the food properties weren't harmed?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas-WELCOME 2012 - Tavern
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 08:42 AM

More than that, he'll serve you pieces of caramelized jello.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas-WELCOME 2012 - Tavern
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 12:59 PM

Oh hell! Let's close this place and get ready for Valentine's Day. We will have to steam clean the green Jell-O away before replacing it with red.


SIGH!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas-WELCOME 2012 - Tavern
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jan 12 - 01:56 PM

We shall never surrender.

Well... how long with the tavern be closed? Can I get a six pack of Turkey Turd Beer to tide me over? Say, that reminds me... where the heck is Spaw?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Christmas-WELCOME 2012 - Tavern
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 06 Jan 12 - 04:03 AM

& Severn