BS: Infrequently Given Answers!

Subject: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 09:56 AM

I'd adore a decapitation!!

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: pdq
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 09:59 AM

"I'm sorry, but you have given me too much money."

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 11:48 AM

Your Halliburton stock has just dropped 25%



(it really has)

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 04:57 PM

Of course your bum doesn't look fat in that!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: RangerSteve
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 05:12 PM

Of course you can have a raise. You deserve it, and have for a long time.

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 05:15 PM

of course this cake heavily laden with cream and chocolate contains absolutely no calories whatsoever!

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Phil Cooper
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 05:15 PM

That's the banjo player's porsche. (attributed to Johnny Carson on a bit of least used english phrases.)

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Severn
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 05:39 PM

"The answer is 'pissing in the wind'".

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 08:08 AM

It was me.

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: autolycus
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 11:01 AM

I'm too ill-informed to answer that.






       Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 11:57 AM

I'm so sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going.

I do apologise, I shouldn't be cycling on the pavement.

I really am sorry, I was being a pratt and going far too fast.

All of which should have been said by the cyclist who nearly got me by the Euston Underpass this morning.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Rowan
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 06:12 PM

Of course I won't still love you in the morning; I'm only having sex with you 'coz it beats masturbating.

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 06:19 PM

Hey, that one didn't smell too bad!

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: frogprince
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 06:45 PM

Sure, I'd just love to record one of your songs!

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Amos
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 07:58 PM

No, I wouldn't mind if your favorite girlfriend joined us....


A

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: MaineDog
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 08:29 PM

No, I don't want to play frisbee or go swimming, and you can keep that yukky kibble for yourself!
WOOF!

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: kendall
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 08:14 AM

I'd love to.

You don't have to pay me back.

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 01:36 PM

It's no big deal....

It happens to a lot of guys...

No problem dear, we can just snuggle!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 01:40 PM

Yes, of course I was faking it.

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Slag
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 05:19 PM

Why "Yes", Shambles was right in a sort of obnoxious way. We do censure. We don't give an explanation. We don't let you amend your text and even though it is your work, you can't keep it in your personal info and you no longer have access to it

Subject: RE: BS: Infrequently Given Answers!
From: Col K
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 06:15 PM

Yes of course you can have £10,000 and not pay me back.

















And if you believe that ........