BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption

Subject: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 02:32 PM

Yup, da cat burgler, I'm on his tail.

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 03:28 PM

"They said 'keep yer eyes peeled!'"

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 04:28 PM

Night vision... I has it.

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 04:32 PM

undercover canine unit on stakeout

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Don Firth
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 04:36 PM

Another couple years of this before I get my pension. Sigh. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: topical tom
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 05:50 PM

I'm doggin' 'im 'til I get 'im!

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 05:59 PM

Did I just see a chimp step outta that idling car in fronta the gorillas' clubhouse...wearing a fedora and trenchcoat, smoking a cigar, and carrying....a violin case? Waiiiiit a minute....!

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 07:19 PM

"What the hell am I doing? I need another drive-thru take-out meal like I need another neutering."

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 07:51 PM

There's gotta be a donut shop around here somewheres.

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 07:55 PM

Yeah, I'm a flatfoot, but I could'a been a champion... I could'a, I COULD'A BEEN A CONTENDER!

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 08:31 PM

Nick Danger, Bug Eye

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: van lingle
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:08 PM

Is that a hydrant up ahead? Pull over, willya.

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:30 PM

Well, I'm dedicated to the job, ya know, it's more than just bringin' home the bacon.

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: topical tom
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 09:50 AM

Damn! I shoulda got a licence!

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: topical tom
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 09:52 AM

I'm gonna raid that cathouse!

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 12:17 PM

not hard to carry holster, but pinning on that badge really sucks.

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: van lingle
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 06:26 PM

After all those years of chasin' cars I finally caught up to one. This is one sweet ride!

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 07:08 PM

If that pardner of mine leaves me alone in this car again... I is gonna bite his assssss!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: kendall
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 07:31 PM

He knows I don't know how to turn the A/C on!

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 07:55 PM

workin' overtime today
cause.....

There's a Scout troop short a child,
Khrushchev's due at Idlewyld,
Car 54, Where Are You?

Subject: RE: BS: Just The Facts, Ma'am.. your caption
From: Alice
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 06:28 PM

Just the facts, ma'am.
Can't quote the Wall Street Journal or MSNBC.
It's gotta come straight from the Encyclopedia Britannica.