BS: Little Hawk?

Subject: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Gurney
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 04:25 PM

Haven't noticed any posts from him for a while. He's usually such a prolific poster. Maybe I missed something. Hope he's OK.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 04:39 PM

you're right. It appears that he last posted on July 12.

Probably nothing to worry about. From time to time he goes cold turkey off the 'Cat.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 04:47 PM

I suspect he and Chongo and Shane are gone off on a wild rant to some licentious den of inequity and debauchery the likes of which he will deny entirely.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 04:50 PM

I look forward to an assiduous and vehement denial of all charges.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Wesley S
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 04:59 PM

The last I heard he was headed to the Middle East so that his calming influence could get all those folks settled down and peaceful again. Then he was going to swing by Ireland on the way home and get that situation fixed too. He won't be able to get to Korea for at least another week. Jet lag y'know.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 05:10 PM

I thought he'd traveled to Europe to try to get the Kaiser to surrender.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: number 6
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 06:38 PM

He's busy at summer school taking courses to complete grade 11 .... if he had applied himself during the school year he wouldn't have had to go to summer school.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Don Firth
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 06:46 PM

Nah, he's just levitated up to the High Lama in the mountain retreat of Shangri-la in Tibet for his periodic spiritual tune-up

(Or is that the High Llama at Machu Picchu?)

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 07:13 PM

He often goes walkabout ever since he had the clap after that affair with the cross-dressing, homosexual, transvestite, pig farmer from White Horse where Hawk was studying at the foot of the Great Hat, Cheech. Despondent over his inability to know any shit let alone jack shit, he picked up the pig farmer that he took to be a farmer's daughter. This all affected his already weak brain and his virtually non-existent balls as well.

The past several years he has searched for new gonads to no avail while his gray matter has turned a whiter shade of pale. He generally returns from these wandering totally worn out and so spends the next few weeks being butt-fucked by Chongo and watching Shane throw up.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 08:02 PM

The last I heard was he was taking experimetal pills, that he got on the internet, for converson into a dachshund.

He seemed long obsessed with watching re-runs of "the Fly" (first one and the remake) and the 1973 movie SSSSSSS.

In fact, he often quoted the character Dr. Carl Stoner, from SSSSSSS:

"I think I can turn to live with animals. They are so placid, so self contained. I stand and look at then long and long. They do not sweat and imply about their condition; They do not lay awake in the dark and weep for their sins; They do not make me sick discussing their duty to god. Not one is dissatisfied; not one is demented with the mania of owning things; not one kneels to another, nor to his kind who lived thousands of years ago; not one is respectable, or unhappy over the whole earth"

So, if you see a shaggy haired dachshund, running free range in TO, who seems interested in Bob Dylan, and pees on his own foot, it could actually be "the Hawkster".

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: olddude
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 08:14 PM

Wiener Dogs turned on him and murdered him in his sleep

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 08:15 PM

And it is reported that his favorite canine running with him is none other than the Shat A remarkable transformation by all hands indeed.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 08:28 PM

While the cat's away......

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 09:02 PM

I think I saw him flying over Dillon, MT today, pursued by a covey of US F-18 jets.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Gurney
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 09:15 PM

Den of inequity, Gnu? Would that be the same thing as a court of law?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 01:10 AM

When I first inquired on the other thread, He and I were sitting together, over here, just wondering what people would say...that being said, seriously, has anyone heard from him?

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ernest
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 02:10 AM

Boldly gone where no dachshund has gone before. and no Shat.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 04:52 AM

Yes, Gurney, except that you KNOW you're gonna get screwed with laywers in the room.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Lox
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 05:05 AM

I can report that the conversion into a Daschund was succesful and the last I heard he was hanging around trying to look cute outside Winona Ryders house.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 05:15 AM

That mean, he can't climb stairs?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 05:50 AM

Pretty much it does.......but on the otherhand it also means he got his wish of having a dick that would drag the ground...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:20 AM

Chongo was fed up with being discussed on MC and has him tied hand and foot.... feeding him dog food.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:29 AM

Machu Picchu, Shangri La (Don)...wanderlust...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Feral Cheryl
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:50 AM

He's leading my Shane astray, I last heard them talking about goin' down the creek to skull a few tinnies..

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 11:56 AM

...aping Armstong's Tour de France..?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 03:43 PM

Proof is in the t-shirt He has gone DASCHUND "ON KEYBOARD", I tell you.

http://www.zazzle.ca/cr/design/pt-shirt/?customize_it=true&pd=235340818277070774&get_started_dialog=false

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 03:55 PM

This was the last web site the little fellow visited before going missing:
http://www.popgadget.net/pets/index.php?page=2

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 05:37 PM

Just realised he's moved to the UK!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:05 PM

Cool page, Georgiansilver!!

Still I'm missing him!!!(cupping hands around my mouth, and calling across the mountains and plains)..........

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-----HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??!!?????!!!!???????!!!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:32 PM

...and the pigs ate him?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:48 PM

No. He talked them out of it. They were so ashamed.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Genie
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:52 PM

Just wondering, with a bit of amusement, how long Hawk can stifle his powerful urge to sound off while he leaves us hanging in suspense wondering about his whereabouts.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 06:59 PM

I'll just he is pacing the floor. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 07:10 PM

He is obviously oblivious to our observations of his obfuscation or he is himself amused by the subtle accolades of some and enjoys lurking to engender same further.

However, there has been one post which leads me to believe he is neither or both.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 07:54 PM

Seriously, I think he's on one of his "pilgrimages"... I remember a few years back he wrote me and said he takes these things from time to time and kinda gets away from civilization (if you can can this that???) and contimplates "rocks" and other "spiritual" things... Hey, he'll be back soon and all will be mellow from Hawksburg until someone pulls his chain and says some bad about his monkey... Ahhhhhh, chimp...

Not to worry...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 08:48 PM

Yeah.....I've kinda' gotten used to it over the years. He takes time off now and again just to get away......Now if he'd just stay there..................away that is..................

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 08:51 PM

Bobert, are you suggesting or even just outright SAYING that LH is off somewhere "pulling his monkey"? If he does that enough will he go blind or have green hair grow on the palms of his hands?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 09:09 PM

No, no, Rap... Ya' gotta it all wrong... Well, okay, maybe not, I donno what he does with his monky when he's off on one of these things... But I can assure you that that ain't the only purpose of his "pilgrimage"... Now don't take this wrong but he has this thing with rocks... He thinks there are spirits locked inside them... I know it sounds crazy 'cause, frankly, it is but...

...hey, different strokes, ahhhhhhh, bad word... Well, ya'll know what I mean...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 09:24 PM

So LH rocks, huh? What if he's right?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 09:46 PM

...wouldn't be the first time... I mean, even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 09:49 PM

I think it depends on the rock. Kryptonite is for sure haunted with bad mojo, for example...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 09:56 PM

Yeah, I reckon if ya' got yer cape on the stuff mess you up but...

... I always wondered if ol' Clarkie Boy was in street clothes if the stuff would mess with him???

They never addressed that an' prolly cost me a couple grand on the shrink-couch time...

Maybe I oughtta take me a little pilgramage myself???

I donno???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 11:49 PM

Rapaire: "Bobert, are you suggesting or even just outright SAYING that LH is off somewhere "pulling his monkey"? If he does that enough will he go blind or have green hair grow on the palms of his hands?"


Hey kids!...How many times have I told you not to do THAT!....You'll go BLIND!!!!






























                                          Hey Dad,...We're over here!


GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Janie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 12:29 AM

Don't look, Ethel - er - LH!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Gurney
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 01:12 AM

Ebbie, did you lose your bet at 06:59PM?

Note to myself. Must STOP proofreading other people's posts.

And proofread my own more better. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 01:32 AM

I was trying to think of a smart answer: "I'll just..." but there is no sentence that opens that way without a verb attached, so you got me. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Vladimir the Inhaler
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 05:11 AM

I'm not saying a word (* burp *)



Vlad

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 07:08 AM

The ability to spiritually merge with Nature is the essence of ancient Celtic shapeshifting (Druids). With practice, for example, one could feel what it is like to be inside a Canadian beaver's body. Or, to be, on a daily basis, at home, and on the internet, attuned to the instincts and knowledge of the Hawk. More masterful still is the ability to align one's energy with another life form and to be perceived as that life form in all facits of life. Finally, with intense focus and spirituality (this may need periods away from society), one could take on the physical form of another animal. For example, the dachshund.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 08:06 AM

Another rock meditator speaks out...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 08:49 AM

...paying homage at Hartlepool..?