BS: Little Hawk?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Genie
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 09:31 AM

Aw, gee, Ed. Shouldn't we have saved that 100th post for the Hawkster himself?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 09:38 AM

LH,

In case you can see this thread, cannot reply, but need "the old recipe"...here it is:

"Recipe for Better Crocked Brownies" by Michelle Burroughs

INGREDIENTS:

* 2 boxes of your favorite brownie mix -- and all the ingredients. You are going to follow the recipe on the back of the brownie box but there will be one small addition. When it calls for the oil you will use the pot butter instead. If the recipe calls for 1/3 cup of oil, use 1/3 cup of butter or margarine plus the pot.

* 1 quarter of mid-grade pot. (If you've just bought some sensemilia, don't bother baking, just load up a big bowl.)

ACCESSORIES:

* 1 Frisbee or album cover

* 1 Student ID card, or a matchbook will do

* 1 Coffee bean grinder, ar hammer it into a pulp with something, you know,
like a hammer and some paper towels.

When choosing your brownie mix make sure that the recipe calls for oil; I don't recommend getting the kind with frosting because these brownies are really rich and the frosting will make you want to puke.

At some point *the pot needs to be cleaned*. This is when the bong hit comes in. This can be a very pleasurable and rewarding experience if accompanied by your favorite TV show, like and episode of "The Beverly Hillbillies." Use your ID card and the Frisbee to clean the pot. Remove all of the stems and seed you can. This takes the "woody" taste out of the brownies.

Throw the pot into a COFFEE GRINDER so it comes out in a powdered form. After you have smoked the pot, add the butter; put in in a pan to slowly simmer. This process will take about 3 hours. The best time to do this part is on a Saturday morning around 10:00. This way there is about an hour of CARTOONS and then a JAPANESE MONSTER MOVIE comes on. This task does take a little skill because the butter cannot be allowed to burn, so I recommend putting it on the lowest setting and stirring every ten minutes or so. When GODZILLA
DIES, you know your butter is ready. Now just follow the recipe that's on the back of the box!

Another hint: make sure that there are alternate munchies around, because when your brownies kick in, you don't want to forage on too many of them.


- from "Dazed and Confused" (St. Martin's Press, New York, 1993).

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 10:23 AM

As harvest season draws near one is very busy eliminating male flower formation and tasting the females.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: olddude
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 10:31 AM

Donuel
    one time back in the 70's a lady brought in her brownies at an office party (this was at work) ... People were raving at the brownies and how great they were ... She had them loaded up with some high grade home grown ... LOL ...

The big bosses were all talking the next day saying wow those were wonderful brownies ...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 12:46 PM

You askin' me???

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 01:25 PM

...more than once!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 01:30 PM

'Little Hawk's New Name'? Is the Hawk in a protection program, perhaps? Is Orillia a dangerous place ruled by the gasp mob? I can easily foresee that he might run afoul of them.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 01:40 PM

Is it really him..or..............

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 04:15 PM

Yes, as a matter of fact, the post at 12:46 PM is genuine.
I feel much better now.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 04:17 PM

What?! Chongo has learned to write?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 04:20 PM

This looks a bit like him....and we know he really likes Dylan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZq9ANjMsWc

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 04:27 PM

JOE! Spoil sport! Grrrrr.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 04:36 PM

This kind of looks like LH's home studio, and I seem to recognize the shirt the dude is wearing in the background as one LH wore in a jam session:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYD-JBL1vhM

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: gnu
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 05:08 PM

Wow, Ed... that's a toe tapper fer sure eh?

Is that Cheryl? She looks like a Feral.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Don Firth
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 06:58 PM

Has he been spotted out in the Pacific Northwest?

That could explain THIS report.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 07:23 PM

When the cock is drunk, he forgets about the hawk. Ghana source

Man go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly fingers. African source

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 07:38 PM

Maybe he is merely doing research on the family tree, his Mothers side, the cucurbitaceae side of the family, that is?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 08:18 PM

You "gnu" all along, gnu?

Hey, I was worried...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: olddude
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 08:27 PM

Whoooo whatever theyw ere drinkin in that video ... stay away from it.
Gosh .. must be some shine from Bobster ... What a voice the lady has also ... wow .. eat yer heart out Joni Mitchell

a toe tapper

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 08:39 PM

Gnu:

That depends on whose ox gets gourd, I think...

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 10:21 PM

Don't try this at home:

http://www.huntme007.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/image002.jpg

Could this be LH?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/aliscarpulla/4604290860/

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 10:43 PM

I, for one, have been a bit concerned and was watching for his posting, but I never thought to look for that stoopid chimp's posting for him! Sorry, Chongo...I miss LH!

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 10:55 PM

Joe Offer: "Yes, as a matter of fact, the post at 12:46 PM is genuine.
I feel much better now."

-Joe-
Is it true???..ohh my hero-o-o-o!!!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Genie
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 11:08 PM

Ed, maybe it's also true that
"When the hawk is drunk, he forgets about his cock?"
(Or is it just the opposite?)

Anyway, if this is really Hawk, it could help explain his extended absence. He's obviously been somewhere in the tropics working on his tan.

And letting his hair grow a bit too.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 10 - 11:13 PM

Wow, GTS...you do dredge up some rare wonders!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 01:15 AM

Amos Lightfoot: "Wow, GTS...you do dredge up some rare wonders!"

Was nothing! Sanity has HUGE archives, and instant recall. Did you like it?..I sorta thought it fit.

Smilin' at ya',
GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 01:17 AM

...and by the way, Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald were hot!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 01:46 AM

Amos, check this scene out, from 'Maytime'. In this scene, in the film, they are on stage doing an opera. Watch in full screen, from about 6:10, on out..the intensity of the two of them, who, in real life were lovers, but in secret, because of MGM's policies. MGM would not allow them to marry(true story). Nelson proposed to her in Lake Tahoe, when they were filming 'Rose Marie' (the earlier 'Mountie' clip I posted earlier, where they do "Indian Love Call")...but because of their professional commitments and entanglements, she couldn't say 'Yes'. In real life, though they both got married to others, they still had a relationship going on....for decades, on the sly!

With that in mind, watch the clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1rI8hcBgIw

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 01:55 AM

Read my previous notes, before you click the link!

Sorry..here's the blue clicky for the link in the previous post.

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 02:18 AM

GfS, I might agree that Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald were hot....but are you comparing them to Little Hawk and Chongo Chimp? There's no comparison, none at all....

-Joe-


P.S. I'm enjoying the music in the Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald clips. first, "Soon-a Will Be Done," and now Tchaikovsky.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 02:44 AM

Joe Offer: "GfS, I might agree that Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald were hot....but are you comparing them to Little Hawk and Chongo Chimp? There's no comparison, none at all...."


Are you trying to break my heart???

Wink, GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 02:46 AM

I was drinking a glass of milk when I read that, GfS.
Need I say more?

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 11:18 AM

Joe, did you just dribble?...or go into full aerosol-mouth mode???

Inquisitively,
GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 11:24 AM

Now I'm pacing the floor, pounding down coffee, and smoking like an old locomotive!
Little Hawk!..Get here right now, and tell us "It ain't true!"
Damn chimp!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 11:31 AM

truthfully ... I somewhat admire Little Hawk for kicking his internet addiction ... after all he did say he was addicted and that's why he was constantly hanging out here in the Madcat.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 11:41 AM

Well, all I can say, biLL, is that if you don't try to kick it, it doesn't pain at all. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 11:45 AM

Yeah ... I know Ebbie.

biLL   :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 11:51 AM

number 6: "truthfully ... I somewhat admire Little Hawk for kicking his internet addiction ... after all he did say he was addicted and that's why he was constantly hanging out here in the Madcat."

It's that damn chimp....wants all the attention!

Actually, I didn't know that. ...hmmm, I've done the same, too, but it was because I had to focus more time, on my music, and just couldn't be on as much.

Maybe, to curb his addiction to the internet, he's taken up drinking and shooting up.......just so long as he isn't philandering around with lewd and lascivious monkey!....then I start to wonder....does he have a monkey on his back???...maybe its a new position...stop it Hawk!..I can't bear the thought of it!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 12:45 PM

Yeah ... your right. He probably has to taken up the drink ... to drown his pain ... I'll bet he hanging out at the Queen's Hotel down in Barrie, knocking back cheap drafts ... The Queen's is a long time infamous saloon, in Barrie, just south of Orillia for those of you that are unfamiliar with LH's neck of the woods.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 12:47 PM

I appreciate the information, but I have no desire to become familiar with LH's neck.

:>)

A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 12:58 PM

The Queens! I been there. It is a flippin' hole, eh? I went there after they let me outta the Barrie jail fer that insidente at the Merryposa Fehstiville. Man, are there some UGLY flippin' dudes that hang out at that place, eh? The Queens I mean. Not the jail. Achshally there are some real ugly dudes hangin' out at the jail too but htat is normle.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 01:06 PM

HArk!! The Invisible Hand of the HAwk!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 01:07 PM

Whoa ... The Queen's Hotel has wi-fi !!

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 01:08 PM

The Hawk talon. Or should that be The Hawk Beak?

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 01:10 PM

Hmmmm, seems that Betty Ford is slowly wearin' off...

Oh well??? Addcitions are kinda difficult to kick, right shane 'ol boy???

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 01:15 PM

Flip off, retread.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 02:19 PM

Hell, I ain't talon.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 03:53 PM

The so-called "Shame" who posts under the name "BDIBR" probably doesn't realize that those initials describe a truly foul and disgusting sexual act involving worm guts in the language of the Anacta people of NW Idaho. But then, it's just Shame, who is probably familiar with such things from personal experience.

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 04:39 PM

Yeah and you can just go flip yerself sideways from Sunday, eh?

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: Little Hawk?
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 05:20 PM

If an addiction were not hard to shake, it would not be an addiction. But I must say, an addiction to the Mudcat isn't that bad.