David to pose nude for sculptor

Subject: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 03:45 AM

The question is should David's mother go with him?

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: nickp
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 03:48 AM

with or without arms... oh, sorry, not that David!

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Paul Burke
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 03:52 AM

That's not David, that's Venus de Lilo.

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 04:02 AM

You lot really do lower the tone. I was looking for a bit of sophisticated wit not that level of heckle you all use at the Folk Club!

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 04:06 AM

Which David?

If it's David Cameron, he should be OK with a note from his mum.

If it's my mate David the vicar... one look at his mum and the sculptor will sculpt her instead.

If it's my mate Hairy David, the sculptor will think again - it'd be like trying to sculpt a gorilla.

If it's David Blunkett, he's going to need a bigger piece of marble.

LTS

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 04:13 AM

Liz,

do you have intimate knowledge of Dave B?

He, he

L in C

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 05:09 AM

I meant for the dog.... Sheesh!

LTS

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 06:16 AM

Sorry, blushes, and cannot spell sculptor either, never mind wit at that level of heckle you all use at the Folk Club,

Chiz

L in C

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Leadfingers
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 06:54 AM

One Dave of my acquaintance is only too keen to get his kit off at every oportunity - Especially for Morris dancing ! LOL

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 08:33 AM

It's not me...

Honest:-)

DeG

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 08:46 AM

You mean David from my Board of Trustees? The sculptor should know that he's a lawyer and a punk rocker in his spare time. Shaves his head, too, for that "eunuch look" that's so popular these days.

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 09:02 AM

We seem to be trembling on the edge of some strange S/M world here, is that just a fantasy

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 03:04 PM

Is this the real life, or is it Battersea?

:D

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculpter
From: EBarnacle
Date: 14 Nov 08 - 06:26 PM

OK, so which David is it? Is the sculptor named Michelangelo?

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 03:18 AM

Good question

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 09:09 AM

I'll pose naked for anyone who will pay me.

eric [ David really ]

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: artbrooks
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 09:25 AM

David Beckham? He did it already.

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: ericjs
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 10:44 AM

Are those tumors on his hips or just weird football muscles?

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: Dead Horse
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 11:36 AM

And is he "bending it" ?

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 02:04 PM

I am really very sorry I started this. I promise I wont do it again

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 03:15 PM

As long as he takes his sling along he should be safe.

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 06:43 PM

Poor chap in the photo only seems to have one side.

Subject: RE: David to pose nude for sculptor
From: Don Firth
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 08:28 PM

Well, I'm afraid it's already been done.    CLICKY.

Actually, though, this was the second one that Michelangelo did. The first one didn't turn up quite like Michelangelo wanted, because the model he hired spent a bit too much time hanging out at the pizzeria across the street.   CLICKY again.

Don Firth