BS: Christmas Story

Subject: BS: Christmas Story
From: Rasener
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 03:29 AM

Just thought I wopuld start a new thread where we could all make a story about Xmas. Th eidea is to add one sentence at a time.

So here goes.

Once upon a time in the land where everyday is Christmas.......

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 04:03 AM

Santa Claus died from overwork.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: John O'L
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 04:10 AM

But, since every night was also Christmas Eve, the elves were able to give him just one more year to get it right.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 04:18 AM

or even one more night to get it right.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: fat B****rd
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 04:20 AM

Just when Santa was at his lowest a bright star appeared in the sky.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Rasener
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 04:44 AM

It was Freddie Mercury

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: GUEST, ...
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 12:39 PM

dressed in gold lycra

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: eddie1
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 12:45 PM

singing "Away in a Manger"

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Bert
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 12:49 PM

And now we have 730000 Jesuses!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Rasener
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 01:00 PM

And they all turn into meteorites

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: David C. Carter
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 01:07 PM

holding lighters in the air,and swaying to'Like a Rolling Stone'

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:02 PM

But one ragged little malcontent wasn't singing. He just stood there glowering.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Rasener
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:11 PM

He must have been Father Christmas

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: ranger1
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:12 PM

who had just been mugged outside the shopping mall

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:20 PM

But, the reindeer, led by Rudolph, were in hot pursuit of the cheeky bas***** who had the gall to do such a thing!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Becca72
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:35 PM

Donner and Blitzen quit, being tired of staring at Rudolph's hindquarters all the time.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 07:07 PM

And Rudolph wouldn't put out for them.... the bitch!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: David C. Carter
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 07:14 PM

But, his nightly Viagra dose was starting to take effect.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: fat B****rd
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 04:35 AM

And he began shaking all over but then remembered that the playing of such things is forbidden.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Rasener
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 06:05 AM

However father Christmas was rather stiff and couldn't come down the chimney

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: David C. Carter
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 07:21 AM

Actually,he couldn't come anywhere!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 06:55 AM

Not since the slip on the Taylor's roof back in '98.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: skarpi
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 01:32 AM

Villan , In Akureyri witch is town in North of Iceland there is
a christmas all year around in a place they call " the little
christmastown " it started small but it has grown with every year .

oh and we have thirteen " santas " that we call " julelads "
thirteen days before christmas they start to come from the mountains
one for each day .

oh well
all the best Skarpi Iceland.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas Story
From: Rasener
Date: 20 Dec 06 - 01:29 PM

Have a good one Skarpi and happy new year. The same to all other Mudcatters.

Les