BS: How Should We Treat Members?

Subject: How Should We Treat Members?
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 11:27 AM

?

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Menita
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 11:55 AM

And what is this all about then? What sort of treat? I'd like a weekend at a health spa if you're ofering!

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: smallpiper at work
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 11:57 AM

hey a pint beer would do me

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 12:02 PM

I've always treated my member with the greatest of respect thank you.

And I would never use one of the there doobley-intender thingies...

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 12:15 PM

kid gloves

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 12:16 PM

Jez and I would very much like to be treated to a summer of FREE FESTIVALS.............please!!!!

We treat "members" very well DtG!!!!LOL!!!

cat and Jez

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 12:53 PM

Tut tut you two! Seriously members should be treated in the same way as anyone else. A prat is a prat whether you know their name or not. However hiding behind the term 'guest' and being a prat is worse because at least members can be replied to. However not everyone who posts as a guest is a troll or a flamer but it's usually pretty easy to spot the ones who are!

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 12:54 PM

When I first read the horror stories about 'treating members' (my dad had a lot of old medical books) I decided to make sure my member never NEEDED treating!

Untreated

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 01:00 PM

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 01:13 PM

Rick, there is an excellent display of mistreated members at the National Museum of Health in DC. A few that are pickled for posterity and a lot of photos.   Truthfully, I was somewhat amazed at the amount of space dedicated to the "Fight Against Syphyllis."

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 01:20 PM

SIGH

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Troll
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 01:33 PM

Members have feelings, so we should always treat them in such a manner that those feelings are good. When all the members feel good, all's right with the world.

troll

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Don Firth
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 01:50 PM

How Should We Treat Members? Well. . . .

Fellow goes to a doctor because he's managed to pick up a "social disease." The doctor examines him, says, "Hmm. Not good. It's full of holes!"
The fellow says, "Is there anything I can do with it, doctor?"
The doctor thinks awhile. Then he writes out a telephone number, hands it to the fellow and says, "Call this man."
The fellow leaves. The next day he comes back. He's angry and upset.
"What the hell is this?" he says. "I called this guy, and he tells me he's a musician who plays in an Irish folk music group. He says he plays the penny-whistle."
"Yeah," says the doctor. "I figured that he could teach you how to finger it."

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 10 Apr 02 - 01:58 PM

According to an old feller at a nursing home last night, (as reported by my friend who works there), they should be sprayed with deodorant. (Of course seh refused!)

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Trevor
Date: 12 Apr 02 - 04:57 AM

Speaking of which, does anybody know Vick Burns?

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Bullfrog Jones
Date: 12 Apr 02 - 05:11 AM

Aaaaargghhh! Members' members should NOT be sprayed with deodorant! Ask anyone who was ever a teenage boy --- he probably did it (but only once!)

B (wincing) J

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Gervase
Date: 12 Apr 02 - 05:18 AM

...better than spraying 'em with Deep Heat or Ralgex. Ow!
And never chop chillies and then go for a slash (or touch any delicate parts of a significant other) without a thorough hand wash. Unless, that is, you're into doing strange things with yoghurt and bidets.

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: GUEST,Martin Ryan
Date: 12 Apr 02 - 05:19 AM

Pills of white mercury, of course.

Regards

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: GUEST,micca at work
Date: 12 Apr 02 - 07:03 AM

Or as (I think) Bernard Shaw said "Do NOT treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, their tastes may differ"

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 02 - 10:01 AM

Why, with the utter contempt and cavalier disregard they so richly deserve, of course... :-)

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Troll
Date: 12 Apr 02 - 01:07 PM

And that says it all.
Over to you, Chet.

troll

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Fortunato
Date: 12 Apr 02 - 01:20 PM

I refuse to join any clubs, private or otherwise, which would treat me like their members.

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: Hawker
Date: 12 Apr 02 - 07:54 PM

ROFL!!!

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Apr 02 - 04:10 AM

Over to you Groucho

Subject: RE: BS: How Should We Treat Members?
From: alanabit
Date: 13 Apr 02 - 04:25 AM

Micca at work. It was GBS. "Man and Superman" I believe.