BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun

Subject: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Davetnova
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 06:02 AM

It would help.

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 06:25 AM

what?

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 06:45 AM

Ban sugar and lard now! Get those fatties out on a cross country run, they are as unhealthy as us smokers, but at least I am payimg shed loads of extra tax on tobacco to pay for my iron lung!

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Davetnova
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 07:26 AM

resist resist resist stay super slim and sexy like all GOOD folkies. Shiny headed and fit.

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 10:15 AM

But she's got such pretty buns!

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 10:15 AM

Or are you talking about "a bun in the oven"?

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 04:56 PM

I had a fight with a bun the other day... bloody thing wouldn't stay wrapped around my chicken so I ate it.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 05:52 PM

LOl!

I had a fight with a chicken. It won.

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Peter K (Fionn)
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 06:06 PM

Nothing to say - just liked the title. LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 06:56 PM

You still gonna die.

Subject: Lyr Add: STILL GONNA DIE (Shel Silverstein)
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 10:17 PM

STILL GONNA DIE
Shel Silverstein

So you're takin' better care of your body
Becoming more aware of your body.
Responding to your body's needs.
Everything you hear and read about diets,
Nutrition and sleeping position and detoxifying your system,
And buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise.
Herbs to revitalize you if you're traumatized.
Soaps that will sanitize. Sprays to deodorize.
Liquid to neutralize acids and pesticides.
Free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size.
Shots that will immunize. Pills to re-energize you.
But remember that for all your pain and gain
Eventually the story ends the same...

You can quite smokin', but you're still gonna die.
Cut out cokin', but you're still gonna die.
Eliminate everything fatty or fried,
And you get real healthy, but you're still gonna die.

Stop drinkin' booze, you're still gonna die.
Stay away from cooze, you're still gonna die.
You can cut out coffee and never get high,
But you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.

You can even give aerobics one more try,
But when the music stops playin', you're still gonna die.
Put seat belts in your car, you're still gonna die.
Cut nicotine tar, you're still gonna die.
You can exercise that cellulite off your thigh.
Get slimmer and trimmer, but you're still gonna die.

Stop gettin' a tan, you're still gonna die.
You can search for UFO's up in the sky
They might fly you to Mars where you're still gonna die.
You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.

And all the Reeboks and Nikes and Adidas you buy
You can jog up to heaven and you're still gonna die.
Drink ginseng tonics, you're still gonna die.
Try high colonics, you're still gonna die.
You can have yourself frozen and suspended in time,
But when they do thaw you out, you're still gonna die.
You can have safe sex, you're still gonna die.
You can switch to Crest, you're still gonna die.
You can get rid of stress, get a lot of rest,
Get an AIDS test, enroll in EST,
Move out west where it's sunny and dry
And you'll live to be a hundred
But you're still gonna die.
You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
So you'd better have some fun
'Fore you say bye-bye,
'Cause you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 10:19 PM

Amen to that!

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 11:04 PM

When I get over my war prejudice, I'll look into a replacment...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 23 Nov 04 - 11:11 PM

If you want it condensed...

Life's a bitch, and then you die
So f**k the world and let's get high


Not sure who said that, but i like them...:0)

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 07:08 PM

Time for the Seasonal Sally Army song:

Come to the mission hall
Come, come come,
For a free cup of tea
And a current bun

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 07:19 PM

Like I said in another thread.....

All you skinny bints ain't gonna survive a hard winter... there's a reason for carrying around an extra store....!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: *Laura*
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 05:43 PM

me: but it tastes so good!
my sensible friend: No. that's what fat people said before they were fat.
me: ohhh :-(

eat buns! eat sugar! eat fat! eat... fat things! fat people! fat books! fat clouds!

THE WORLD WILL BE FAT! HORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 12:38 AM

Ladies are not fat, they are Rubenesque!

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 07:45 PM

rotund

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: mack/misophist
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 09:49 AM

zoftig

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Leadfingers
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 12:31 PM

Where ARE all these 'Slim Folkies' Davetnova ??

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:22 AM

Hull Flock club thursday night Lead, we don't let fat people in!

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:00 AM

SHOCK!!! HORROR!!! Hull Flock Club declared as Sizeist zone.

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Davetnova
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 03:51 AM

And we all eat and drink sensibily up here in Jockland.

Subject: RE: BS: Fat prejudice, fight the bun
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 30 Nov 04 - 11:59 AM

well we weren't coming anyway el so there!