BS: break my heart I want your kidney

Subject: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 09:51 AM

On the news some doc gave his sick wife one of his kidney's
afterwords she filed for divorce and so now he went on TV saying he wants his kidney back.

That is the stuff of great country songs ...
You broke my heart so gimme your kidney ...

Oh my gosh. knowing the talent of people here, I bet you could come up with a bunch of good lyrics for the melody

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 10:06 AM

Oh cripes! WHAT are the lawyers going to do with this one?? :0)

You're right, Dan, I can't wait to read the lyrics..

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 10:12 AM

Potential lines in the song:

Yew flushed yore toxins then yew flushed my heart

or,

If yew have mah kidney then how come I'm pissed?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 10:32 AM

That is great LOL
it is a good start for sure

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 10:38 AM

Oh my gosh it gets better, I guess she was getting it on with a neighbor then got sick. After the transplant she was feeling better and dumped her husband for the guy she was carrying on with.

let see we have
1)a broken heart
2) affair with a neighbor
3) stolen kidney (that is what her ex claims she stole it by telling him how she loved him only to get his kidney)

Wow this song will have it all ... now if grandma got ran over by a old ford truck we would have it all

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 10:42 AM

NY man demands estranged wife pay him for kidney

14 hours ago

GARDEN CITY, N.Y. (AP) — A New York doctor is demanding that his estranged wife pay him $1.5 million to compensate him for the kidney he gave her while they were still on good terms. Dr. Richard Batista spoke Wednesday to reporters at his lawyer's office in Garden City, Long Island.

He said he gave his kidney to Dawnell Batista in June 2001. She filed for divorce in July 2005.

The 49-year-old Batista works for Nassau University Medical Center. The couple have three children, ages, 8, 11 and 14.

Seeing as how she birthed three children, apparently with him, I'd say that more than compensates for his kidney, imo. Of course we don't know all of the story, but oh my...!

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 10:52 AM

ok, the today show indicated it was right afterwords. Well 3 years isn't exactly right afterwords as they indicated. Either way, good song story LOL

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 10:56 AM

Apparently donating an organ is a gift (can't be taken back) and organs can't be assigned a monetary value. It sounds as if the marriage was actually on the rocks at the time anyway because of her medical problems (neighbour or no neighbour) so what on earth was he thinking of? Now he's likely to incur legal costs as well. Perhaps any lyrics should be titled "I messed my life up well and good".

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:13 AM

now if grandma got ran over by a old ford truck we would have it all

"I messed my life up well and good and now grandmas on the hood".

Sorry, I'm in a daft mood today!

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:14 AM

He's been flushed from the bathroom of her heart.

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:28 AM

What he's actually saying, it seems, is

You can keep the kidney, dear, 'cause I've got another.
But you owe me 1.5 million for the one I gave you so the kids could have a mother.
You threw me over for the neighbor, which leaves my poor heart crushed,
But if I take that kidney back, babe, your whole life will be flushed!"
You don't want to wake up in a bathtub of ice, with a note around your neck.

So let's part friends as soon as you
Write that million-dollar check!"

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 12:21 PM

In 2001 a guy called Batista,
Had a kidney removed sometime around Easter.
After two failed transplants, Dawnell his wife,
Received Richards kidney to save her life.

Dawnell now quite healthy moved on with her life,
She cheated, wanting to be Richards wife.
Eventually filing to get a divorce,
Not showing a sign of care or remorse.

When she refused access to their lovely offspring,
Richard resorted to a peculiar thing.
He demanded his kidney be given right back,
Or one and a half million to keep things on track.

Who knows the result of this torrid affair,
In actual fact, who has even a care?
I hope that they both can enjoy their life,
When they find a solution to this bit of strife.

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:01 PM

That's not too offal

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:06 PM

LOL
very good, I bet it will become a classic

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 06:25 PM

Ah, but won't he have to refund the blood transfusions....? (see Merchant of Venice)

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 07:33 AM

He's pretty sanguine about that Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 12:37 PM

I guess he read about the retrial

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Michael
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 05:34 PM

I think he's just trying to take the piss.

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 06:44 PM

I gave my love a kidney
That had no stone....

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Art Thieme
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 06:57 PM

If the transplant hadn't happened she might change her name to Lady Di Alisis.

It's a stretch, but I tried...

Art

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 10:53 PM

I used to date Di Alisis. She was always stoned and just pissed herself away.

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Lox
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 01:27 PM

Last christmas I gave you my heart.

This christmas I gave you my kidney.

Next christmas I'll be giving you alimony.

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 02:03 PM

And a Partridge in a pear tree???

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Michael
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 05:05 PM

Liver and let live I say.

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Cllr
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 09:47 PM

HIghway robbery

"Stand and de-liver, your money or your life"

Subject: RE: BS: break my heart I want your kidney
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 10:21 PM

I want your kidney
Your only kidney
The one I gave you
As life slipped away.
But now you cheated
Our marriage over
So I'll take your kidney away.

       --to the tune of "Your Are My Sunshine"