BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 10:43 AM

"Father forgive you...because we don't."

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: freda underhill
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 11:01 AM

Go back
You are going the wrong way

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 11:21 AM

I'll knit you all some buttock warmers! :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 12:03 PM

WELCOME TO CIVILIZATION
LEAVE YOUR BARBARIAN ATTITUDES AT THE DOOR

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Marion
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 01:45 PM

Sorry Marion, she wasn't born in the US so can't run for presidential office

Well, it wasn't meant to be taken literally. I was referring to all manufacturers of dairy products.

But now that I read the thread again and notice that there's a prize, I want to keep trying. So here's a few more suggestions:

1. When are your kids enlisting?
2. You know where liars go?
3. Thou shalt not kill.

and a couple I've seen on buttons:

4. Where's Lee Harvey when we need him?
5. I never thought I'd miss Nixon.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 01:49 PM

If you think we're pissed off, wait till you meet God!

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Peace
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 02:03 PM

Not this decade, dear, I have a headache.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 02:05 PM

HAHAHAHAHA! (BI)

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: dianavan
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 02:16 PM

ARREST HIM!
or
WAR CRIMINAL!
or
BLASPHEMY!


d

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Peace
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 02:36 PM

Nice suit!

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 02:40 PM

Lost: one chimpanzee. Please return to Texas if found.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 02:43 PM

I could lick you, bush!

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 02:45 PM

Fee fo fi fum, I smell the blood of civilians...

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 02:57 PM

Or, my personal favourite...

SHEEPSHAGGER!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Peace
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 03:37 PM

Yeah, but THAT'S not an insult.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: dianavan
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 03:53 PM

Domination?
Abomination!

d

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: mandotim
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 04:31 PM

How about; If you're the 'Leader of the Free World', how come I didn't get a vote?
Tim

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: GUEST,Georgie
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 04:59 PM

Brucie the troll of Mudcat
Has a brain the size of a gnat
He pretends great intellect
But his logic is derelict
So he always shits in his hat

GB

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 05:20 PM

Georgie:

Your kindergarten teacher is calling you. Run off and play with your peers.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: RichM
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 06:03 PM

I know several Canadians have already contributed, but I want to make sure other Canadian Mudcatters' know they are invited as well, to offer suggestions.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 06:14 PM

How about a simple Welcome Mr Presiden, lets talk? Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Ca' Nada means Nothing here, which sums it up well i think.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Peace
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 06:54 PM

Another jealous individual who has difficulty with the language.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Terry Allan Hall
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 07:22 PM

Don't send him back here...he was born in Conneticut and it would not hurt my feelings if he died in Conneticut!

We Texans have enough to live down without people thinking we go out of our way to breed morons!

My suggestion for the sign? How 'bout "Suicide IS an Option"?

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: GUEST,Georgie
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 07:36 PM

Third grade rhetoric.

GB

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Peace
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 07:39 PM

Are you the "pudding and pie" guy, Georgie?

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Peace
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 08:39 PM

Maybe GUEST, US could get here to greet his C-in-C. Give him the recognition he has earned, what with fighting the Iraq War all by himself from the US somewhere an' all.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Peace
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 09:35 PM

Buddy of mine from California wrote a few days back. He'd voted by absentee ballot as did a friend of his whom he met on the street. They both were not happy with the election results. The fellow said, "Well, by definition, half the country is below average intelligence, so this gives them a President for four years.

Thought that was pretty good.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: LadyJean
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 11:00 PM

DUCK YOU FUBYA AND YOUR WHOLE FAMN DAMILY

BUSH LIED AND THOUSANDS DIED

BUSH IS A NEWF

If you can get close enough to the son of a Bush, a well blown rasberry would suffice. I don't suppose they'd let you near him with a really big supersoaker, and waterballons are right out too, ditto paint bombs.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: LadyJean
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 11:04 PM

No! Wait! Much better, Sic Semper Tyrannis. The motto of the state of Virginia. (Also what John Wilkes Booth said after he shot Lincoln.)

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: LadyJean
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 11:38 PM

Could you organize 40 or 50 people for a massed rasberry. I always love the massed bands at the highland games.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Peace
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 11:47 PM

Well, we are Canadians, and I expect that we'll be polite.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Peace
Date: 21 Nov 04 - 12:57 AM

"We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order."

-- David Rockefeller

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: dianavan
Date: 21 Nov 04 - 01:32 AM

Oh yes indeed. Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin is taking the lead with his new and improved L20. I'm not sure what its about but I'm sure we will here more about this new world group. Martin will also make very sure that all Canadians are very polite to Bush even if behind his back they think he's an asshole. I don't like Martin very much but I know he is smarter than Bush. He will use Bush if he has to but Bush will never get the better of Martin. He's shrewd and crafty. Not that I think he has a drop of ethics.



d

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Metchosin
Date: 21 Nov 04 - 04:51 AM

LadyJean, Bush is a NEWF? Guess I'm not up on current stuff. What is a NEWF?

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: dianavan
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 02:20 AM

LadyJean - Whats a NEWF?

d

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 02:29 AM

Har! Har! What a lovely subject for a thread. Oh my, don't tempt me!

How does one welcome a major war criminal? Hmmm. I gotta think some about this and not answer hastily...

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Mooh
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 09:49 AM

If by Newf you mean from Newfoundland, please don't insult Canadians anymore by making the Shrub one of us, we don't want the asshole.

I will do my best to be nowhere near the Shrub during his visit (not that I think he'd be anywhere near my neck of the woods) because I don't want to go to prison.

Bush Go Home, or to hell, whichever comes first.

Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 10:16 AM

He can go where Glasdale and Lord Talbot went when Joan of Arc kicked them out of Orleans, France and drove them from the lands they invaded and tyrranized. Either home or to hell. And quickly.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: GUEST,Georgie
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 01:15 PM

What is so great about Canada?

Nothing but wannabe dickheads live there as you can tell from their constant whining, bitching, moaning, crying and sucking snot.

Canucks are jealous of the US but they don't have the balls to move here.

GW

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 01:22 PM

Yep, whenever I cross the border, they always want to see my balls. I think they're all gay.   ;)

Border guards. Any old time they want to, they have the power to look in yer bum.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Mooh
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 01:30 PM

Good one Guest Georgie, ever considered therapy?

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: GUEST,Georgie
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 02:15 PM

Around here, a bum is a person that does not work. Not many of us have bums. Most of us do have balls except for the paeaceniks. Most of them feld to Canaduh to degrade their gene pool.

GW

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Metchosin
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 02:24 PM

Somebody should let Georgie in on a little secret, a lot of those women with balls, of which he seems so enamoured, are really transvestites.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 02:28 PM

Somehow i don't think he's had much experience of matters sexual anyway. I mean, would you!? He's talking out of his bum...

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: RichM
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 02:51 PM

Here's another summary of suggestions:

Ellenpoly – "GO AWAY!"
GUEST,Beefheart    WE SURRENDER!
Ellenpoly - PM ...You see, I was going to say "GO HOME!"
                            But WE don't want him back EITHER!
GUEST,donuel Jesus is calling you home - please go there
Dead Horse –    ---->
                         IRAQ
mooman    "This country is called Canada"
saulgoldie   Mr. Shrub, PLEASE plant yourself in Texas.
Amergin       This is Canada, the 51st State.
duellingbouzoukis    "If you take the Bible literally, why aren't you a burning Bush?"
ToulouseCruise          "Be Like Jesus -- Burn a Bush!"
Marion    Parrish in '08
(Carolyn Parrish is the government member of Parliament kicked out of the Liberal party caucus today for voicing her opposition to Bush's visit) Sorry Marion, she wasn't born in the US so can't run for presidential office)
DougR How about, "Welcome to Canada"?
WYSIWYG   You Didn't Carry Canada!
dianavan   TRY THINKING!
GUEST,amergin - How about Please Stay?
duellingbouzoukis - Canada Welcomes Careful Slavedrivers
Alba - Come for a FLU shot?
          No WMD's here either
          What do YOU want from us now?
Mooh - "FUCK OFF"
             Or how about "BUCK FUSH"?
Rapaire George, You're Not In Texas Anymore. (or Kansas-- RichM)
duellingbouzoukis - Could you borrow one from the far-right? "Why don't you fuck off back to where you came
from" Should make him feel right at home!
Ebbie    How about a simple sign citing Cheney's instruction on the Senate floor to Senator Leahy?            
Bill D the sign should say "This is CAN-a-da"...or you might get 'can-AH-dah'
Amos -   Warmongers Not Welcome!
CarolC - This country is called CUBA. You made a wrong turn in Albequerque.
GUEST,jacqui.c   Pith off?
brucie - Steak for supper, George?
dianavan -   Whats the beef?
dianavan – I BELIEVE! ...you're evil
dianavan - I can't stop thinking of these dumb signs!
LUMBERING IDIOT! Or UNFAIR TRADE or YOU KILLED DEMOCRACY!
or LIAR!   or CHEATER!
Blissfully Ignorant
Why a sign? Any of the suggestions here would just go right over his poor befuddled head. I think the best approach might be synchronised mooning...picture it; a sea of bare, upturned Canadian arses. Beautiful...and somehow poetic --(But it's COLD here in Canada now, BI!) -RichM
katlaughing - Even a dog knows what a bush is for.
Ellenpoly - JESUS WEPT
Van Lingle - FOUR MORON YEARS!
Ellenpoly - "Father forgive you...because we don't."
freda underhill   Go back- You are going the wrong way

Amos WELCOME TO CIVILIZATION
LEAVE YOUR BARBARIAN ATTITUDES AT THE DOOR
(nice one Amos--, but I'd need a banner, not a placard J--RichM )

Marion 1. When are your kids enlisting? (I really LIKE this one –RichM )
2. You know where liars go?
3. Thou shalt not kill.
4. Where's Lee Harvey when we need him?
5. I never thought I'd miss Nixon.

Blissfully Ignorant If you think we're pissed off, wait till you meet God!

brucie   Not this decade, dear, I have a headache.

dianavan - ARREST HIM! or WAR CRIMINAL! Or BLASPHEMY!

brucie - Nice suit!

Blissfully Ignorant I could lick you, bush! (yuk, too suggestive)

Blissfully Ignorant   Fee fo fi fum, I smell the blood of civilians...

Blissfully Ignorant    SHEEPSHAGGER!!!

dianavan    Domination?
                  Abomination!
mandotim   If you're the 'Leader of the Free World', how come I didn't get a vote? (I like this one too – RichM)

GUEST
How about a simple Welcome Mr Presiden, lets talk? Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Ca' Nada means Nothing here, which sums it up well i think.
(Thank you , GUEST. Looks like Canada's meditations have achieved the desired state of Empty Mind --RichM)


Terry Allan Hall   "Suicide IS an Option"

LadyJean DUCK YOU FUBYA AND YOUR WHOLE FAMN DAMILY

                BUSH LIED AND THOUSANDS DIED

                BUSH IS A NEWF   
(sorry, Newfoundlanders are too cool to be used as a pejorative -- RichM)

If you can get close enough to the son of a Bush, a well blown rasberry would suffice. I don't suppose they'd let you near him with a really big supersoaker, and waterballons are right out too, ditto paint bombs.

(Son of a Bush? That's acceptable! – RichM )

Mooh
Bush Go Home, or to hell, whichever comes first.

Little Hawk-- Either home or to hell. And quickly.   
( Or , "Wishing you a speedy reincarnation" ? RichM )

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 02:53 PM

Hey, hi Georgie. I heard you give great head. All the guys are talkin' about you. How'd it go with the German Shepherd?

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 03:03 PM

From you lot it's hard to beleve so many people voted for him. Some people must like him. He must have some good points.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: GUEST,US
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 04:12 PM

Yes, the Canadian gene pool has been contaminated by the wimp gene.

Abdul Hussain Hindawi, head of the Electoral Commission, is upbeat about the challenges: "All the Iraqi people want the elections. . . . We are very optimistic and very realistic at the same time. We know that there will be a lot of difficulties. . . . (Iraqis) want a legitimate power and they want to close this chapter which they have endured for more than 50 years." The report notes that "almost 14 million of Iraq's 25 million people have been enrolled as voters. . . . Hindawi estimates up to 15 million may be eligible to vote."

Iraq's Independent Electoral Commission has decided to allow Iraqis living overseas to participate in the election. "Millions of Iraq's most well-educated citizens fled the country during the oppressive reign of toppled president Saddam Hussein. Many have returned to the country since the collapse of his regime after last year's US-led invasion, but more than three million Iraqis remain overseas." Giving overseas Iraqis the opportunity to vote will cost $90 million out of $340 million the Iraqi authorities have allocated for the election. To make it happen the International Organization for Migration has signed a memorandum of understanding with Iraqi Electoral Commission to implement an Out of Country Voting Program. The organization will conduct voter registration for overseas Iraqis in 14 countries

Overall, the Iraq Relief and Reconstruction Fund has allocated $871 million in 2004 for democracy support and various governance and elections programs throughout Iraq. This is a $180 million increase from the previous commitment:

    * $40 million to ensure the Iraqi Electoral Commission has the technical capacity to run and certify free and fair national elections;

    * $20 million for a nationwide elections monitoring program, bringing the total for this activity to $45 million;

    * $100 million to support local and provincial government institutions, bringing the total for this activity to $234 million; and

    * $20 million to support Iraqi Interim Government national institutions, bringing the total for this activity to $41 million.

The report adds that "the $871 million also includes $30 million for the National Endowment for Democracy to provide technical assistance and training for moderate and democratic political parties in Iraq."

Other assistance and offers of help keep flowing in. The European Union is providing an additional £20 million ($38 million) for technical advice and support for the election. At a recent meeting in Brussels, interim Prime Minister Iyad Allawi received "the full red-carpet treatment normally accorded to a world leader":

    The warm welcome from all EU leaders is a mark of European solidarity in the rebuilding of Iraq, despite continuing deep divisions over the legitimacy of the war. Explaining the reception being given someone who is technically still only an interim leader of his country, one EU official said: "This is a sign of our determination to help Iraq on the road to democracy."

Iraq's neighbors also have high hopes for the election. According to Jordan's Prince Hassan, uncle of King Abdullah, "Doing it right in Iraq is so important for the region as a whole. It will create a positive climate, a new dynamic, and a precedent for citizens' empowerment."

Uncle Sam

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Peace
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 04:29 PM

The 2,430 meter shot on a Taliban leader was taken by a Canadian sniper.
Blew the mf's chest away. Longest shot in sniper history. Levi? No. Lee? No. Canadian genes? Yes. Have a nice day US or Burnie or whoever the hell y'are.

Subject: RE: BS: Suggest a welcome for Bush
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Nov 04 - 04:46 PM

Hey there, Georgie girl. Typing with your boxing gloves on again? Is it bedtime already? How's that working out for you? Kick your fapping habit yet?