'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...

Subject: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 10:04 PM

... ya'll know what I mean???

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: bobad
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 10:06 PM

You should have put it in the freezer.

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: pdq
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 10:40 PM

It turned a rather odd hue called ' Milton Brown'.

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 10:54 PM

Yer jes gettin old Bobert ... :-P

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Amos
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 01:51 AM

Someone been spoiling it with kindness, there, Bobez?

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Melissa
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 01:58 AM

..guess you should have planned ahead and got your hambone boiled, huh?

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Joe Offer
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 02:50 AM

Add peas, chopped carrots, onions, celery, and 10 peppercorns; and then boil the hell out of it.
Should make a good pea soup, even if it DID get spoiled.
-Joe-

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 04:12 AM

PEA?

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 07:13 AM

No thanks, just bean and had one ....

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: gnu
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 07:49 AM

Call away for a cab to Chicago.

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 08:14 AM

I've heard of Cab Callaway..

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: fat B****rd
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 09:55 AM

That's al very well, Bobster, but, id you have to go far to get it boiled??

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: fat B****rd
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 09:55 AM

or even did

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 10:30 AM

Penicillin will take care of that sort of thing, Bobert. I dunno what the P-Vine will say, though.

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 11:34 AM

You sure it's a ham bone, not a trombone?
Does it get longer when you blow it?
If it does, it's definitely a trombone.

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 07:45 PM

Melisa is closest...

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 09:06 PM

Wow, that sounds incredibly painful.... That Bobert is a REAL man.

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 10:37 PM

Yeah, Rap...

All that stuff can be real painful...

Hint: Melisa has it half right... Okay, maybe 100%... Don't know... End of hint...

B~

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Melissa
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 11:08 PM

are you planning to take it to cowtown, Bobert?
..that would be where I'd go if I had that particular problem

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 10:01 PM

Nah, 'cause...

Goin' down to Clarksdale
to get my ham-bone boiled...

Been up in Memphis, Ten-a-see
and my ham-bone done got spoiled

B~

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Melissa
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 10:54 PM

ah..I was thinking it was New York women who let your hambone spoil.

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Melissa
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 11:28 PM

Bobert,
In the ones where there's a line that sounds like
"(descriptive word) woman makes a tadpole have a whale"
is that really what the words are, or are my ears twisted?

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: mousethief
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 11:52 PM

Well they'll spoil you when you're trying to eat your ham
And they'll spoil you and they just don't give a damn
They'll spoil you when you're picking at your bone
They'll spoil you then they'll hang up on the phone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody spoils ham bone.

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:34 AM

Add it to my stock of songs. Or is it my songs of stock?

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 04:53 PM

Send me a piccure of yer ears, Melissa...

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 07:50 PM

Couldn't find Cab's hambone but this might suit you, Bobert.

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 08:28 PM

Suit me jus' fine. gn-ze... Man, Cab was the shits... And the bass player was, too...

Neither of them needed to get nuthin' boiled...

B~

Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 08:34 PM

Ahhh... never heard that used as a term of endearment before. Round these here parts, it's WAY opposite.