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Subject: BS: Truck Accessories From: CarolC Date: 06 Aug 08 - 10:34 AM Anybody got a set of these swinging from their........um.......truck? http://www.newsweek.com/id/129017 http://www.bullsballs.com/ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Amos Date: 06 Aug 08 - 10:49 AM LOL!! Excerpt: "..Or go to Allthenutz.com, the Web site that claims to "satisfy the needs of the nutless." There, patriots can buy models that are Proudly Made in the U.S.A. Not to be outdone, Bullsballs.com claims to be "The Foremost Truck Balls Company in the World!" That's a bold statement in the high-stakes world of synthetic bull testicle salesmen, but then, to paraphrase David Mamet, "It takes brass balls to sell brass balls." (Apologies to Alec Baldwin.) Yournutz.com even sells POW-MIA sets, on which they have "respectfully placed the black ribbon," and you can also purchase a pink breast-cancer-awareness set. Pick up a pair and they'll donate $10 for research. I could go on listing places to buy these things, but I'm trying to hang on to the last shred of dignity I have left after writing this story.." Thanks, C! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: CarolC Date: 06 Aug 08 - 10:54 AM ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: pdq Date: 06 Aug 08 - 11:01 AM Rude and offensive. Probably illegal in some states such as California. It is illegal there to have a sign on your car that can make other drivers angry or has offensive words. Roads are public property and driving on them is a privalege, not a right. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: CarolC Date: 06 Aug 08 - 11:11 AM Some states have tried to make them illegal, but none seems to have succeeded so far (even Virginia). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Amos Date: 06 Aug 08 - 11:15 AM Geez, PDQ, you are a pretty testy soul sometimes! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Date: 06 Aug 08 - 11:16 AM Are those the hitch balls Obama was asking about? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Aug 08 - 04:02 PM "Sometimes parts are just parts!" Had I rolling on the floor yer.... The things people will do to their vee-hick-les.... but I bet it will start being a problem as soon as the first person blames them for distracting them from driving and making them swerve into traffic or into the crash barriers. 'Weeel, officer, thar wuz Ah, jus fallerin this heyar truck wheen Ah noteeced it had a cupla them thar goo nads hangin offa the heeitch. Next Ah knowed, Ahm upside the berm theyar'.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: gnu Date: 06 Aug 08 - 04:43 PM pdq... I would think that any sign or decoration of any type would be a distraction and, therefore, a safety issue. I move that all vehicles are painted only flat black and have no such things as chrome nor signs nor adornments of any kind. Only then will the roadways be safe for our children. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor Date: 06 Aug 08 - 04:46 PM But what will protect us from your children? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: gnu Date: 06 Aug 08 - 04:50 PM "our" is generic. I ain't got none. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Dead Horse Date: 06 Aug 08 - 08:00 PM I think you will find that if there is a pair of balls at the back, there will be a prick in the front! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Stilly River Sage Date: 06 Aug 08 - 08:13 PM Click |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: pdq Date: 06 Aug 08 - 08:27 PM gnu...in case you are serious about debating this subject, here is a fact. Some states, such as California, have laws that prohibit racially offensive bumper stickers and those intended to cause another driver to become angry. It is also possible for a car's paint job to be illegal, as one that has graphic paintings of genitals or violence. The cop can write a ticket and you have the right to go to court and appeal. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Bobert Date: 06 Aug 08 - 08:30 PM (((spit))) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Bill D Date: 06 Aug 08 - 09:26 PM Rumor has it that they are luring Edsels out of junkyards. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: JohnInKansas Date: 06 Aug 08 - 09:50 PM So far as I've seen, none have passed, although I believe it was Georgia where it came very close the second time it was proposed there. John |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 06 Aug 08 - 09:53 PM These have been around for a few years. They have fallen off, perhaps one reason for the current drop in numbers of pickups. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Bill D Date: 06 Aug 08 - 09:55 PM lemme see, now...it's ok to see them ON bulls, but purple imitations on trucks might corrupt the youth? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: pdq Date: 06 Aug 08 - 09:57 PM Spoken like somebody who used to work in a "brown bag" porno shop. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 06 Aug 08 - 10:06 PM "They have fallen off" Ohhhhhhh... bet that hurt... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Bill D Date: 06 Aug 08 - 10:07 PM LOLOL! pdq, you keep track of the most interesting facts! (now what my job of 29 years ago has to DO with anything, I am sure I can't imagine) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Bill D Date: 06 Aug 08 - 10:09 PM But, I can assure you, pdq, we sold stuff a LOT more...ummmm....'interesting' than imitation purple bull accessories. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: pdq Date: 06 Aug 08 - 10:10 PM Bill D...thanks for taking my comment "the right way". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 06 Aug 08 - 10:13 PM I remember when a Bull Durham sack in a shirt pocket was the last word as a statement of virility. Long gone, long gone. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: JohnInKansas Date: 06 Aug 08 - 10:19 PM Q - You could get by without the sack if you had the string and the little tag to hang out of the shirt pocket to just 'tend you had some. (Unless someone asked for a "borrysum.") John |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Q (Frank Staplin) Date: 06 Aug 08 - 10:54 PM I have an empty Bull Durham sack somewhere. But at my age it don't make no nevermind. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Aug 08 - 05:19 PM Story of my life.... Ho hum.. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Truck Accessories From: catspaw49 Date: 08 Aug 08 - 01:45 AM Also available in Kangaroo.......Gave them to my nephew to poke fun at his Dodge turbo diesel testosterone pick-up. He loves them of course......very popular here in the great unwashed midwest. But as Q says, each generation has some silly-ass idea of virility. When I was 23 or 24 I pulled into a pizza joint parking lot driving a '68 Shelby convertible. I was wearing faded jeans, a cowboy hat, and a white t-shirt with Hooker Headers emblazoned of the front with a pack of Camels rolled in the sleeve. As I slid up and over the door, some old guy (about 60 aka my current age) heading for his car says with a grin, "Son, you're an American original." Yep......Every generation has their own thing.......Bring on the balls!!!! Spaw |
