You must leave now!!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: John O'L
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 04:11 AM

Sing it Murray, sing it. Here, let me help:

What's it all abooooout? Alfie?

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: s6k
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 07:48 AM

i am a man of constant sorrow
i've seen trouble all my days

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: PoppaGator
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 12:46 PM

They say don't go
On Wolverton Mountain
If you're lookin for a wife
Cuz Clifton Clowers
Has a pretty young daughter
And he's mighy handy
With a gun and a knife.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 08:17 PM

Kilt him a b`ar when he wuz on'y three.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 08:31 PM

One two three
that's how elementary it's gonna be
Come on let's do it now, it's easy
Like taking candy from a baby

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: DannyC
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 08:40 PM

i lifted her pettycoat
aisey and slow
and i tied up me sleeve
for to buckle her shoe

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 09:20 PM

Standing on the bridge at midnight
Squeezing blackheads from her crutch
She said, "Jack, I've never `ad it."
I said, "No, not f__king much."

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: JennyO
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 12:17 AM

Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come back no more
No more no more no more.
Hit the road, Jack
And don't you come back no more...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: DannyC
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 01:32 AM

said the mott ta me
moy dear friend Jack
I would like a ride
on the elephant's back
if ya don't get owtadat
I'll give you such a crack
inside the Zoological Gardens

Subject: Jethro
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 01:10 PM

Have you seen Jack-In-The-Green?
With his long tail hanging down.
He quietly sits under every tree ---
in the folds of his velvet gown.
He drinks from the empty acorn cup
the dew that dawn sweetly bestows.
And taps his cane upon the ground ---
signals the snowdrops it's time to grow.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: just john
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 02:59 PM

I'll sing you two, O
Green grow the rushes, O
What are your two, O?
Two, two, lily-white boys,
Clothed all in green, O
One is one and all alone
And evermore shall be so.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:08 PM

But gie me a cantie 'oor at e'en
My airms aboot my dearie o
An wardly cares an wardly men
May a gae tapsalteerie o

Green grow the rashes o
Green grow the rashes o
The sweetest 'oors that e'er I've spent
Were spent amang the lassies oh.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:18 PM

Won't you have my company, yes, take it in your hands.
Go down on velvet green, with a country man.
Who's a young girls fancy and an old maid's dream.
Tell your mother that you walked all night on velvet green.
One dusky half-hour's ride up to the north.
There lies your reputation and all that you're worth.
Where the scent of wild roses turns the milk to cream.
Tell your mother that you walked all night on velvet green

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: DannyC
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 07:43 PM

if I shan't have a man
I'll surely get a parrot
and it's "Oh dear me!
How would it be,
if i died an old maid
in the garrett."

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 12:08 AM

Woman, for godssakes, Shoot!

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: John O'L
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 12:32 AM

Like Crocket at the wall lookin' back a Tennessee
The livin' cost you plenty but the dyin's still for free

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: just john
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 07:58 AM

Long distance operator
Get me Memphis, Tennessee

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: DannyC
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 03:34 PM

and he had the nerve
and he had the blood
and there nevah wuz a horse
like the Tennessee Stud

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: dianavan
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 06:26 PM

I was dancing with my darling to the Tennessee Waltz
When an old friend I happened to see
I introduced her to my loved one
And while they were dancing
My friend stole my sweetheart from me

Subject: Leo
From: khandu
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 11:12 PM

I was travellin' down the road, feelin' hungry and cold
I saw a sign sayin' food and drinks for everyone
So naturally I thought I would take me a look inside
I saw so much food, there was water comin' from my eye

Yeah there was ham an' there was turkey, there was caviar
An' long tall glasses, with wine up to yar

An' then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chair
Said before you can eat, you gotta dance like fred astaire

You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance
You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance
I can't dance

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 01:00 AM

Pussy Pussy Baudrins whit got ye there?
I got a wee bit moosie-kins, rinnin up a stair

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: JennyO
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 06:25 AM

Each night she's on the balcony
He loves her from afar
His soft, sad eyes are hypnotised
She shines down like a star.
His heart will break forever
His kind can't have affairs
For Dachshunds with erections...
Can't climb stairs.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 08:37 PM

I used to have a doggie and I called him little Gomez
'Cause you see he was a Mexican Chihuahua
Though there wasn't much about him what there was all cojones,
In fact he was a horny little fella

Big dogs, small dogs, it mattered not to him
The canine equivalent of Errol Flynn
At the drop of a sombrero he'd jump up and get stuck in
Taking Gomez out for walkies was embarassing

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 12:30 AM

The collie dug he sat an growled
Bit wae than a'
The muckle craw
Has gaen an killt the pussy-o

Subject: Jethro
From: khandu
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 12:37 AM

In the half-tone light of a young morning
she sighs and shifts on the pillow.
And across her face dancing, the first shadows fly
to kiss the Pussy Willow.

In her fairy-tale world she's a lost soul singing
in a sad voice nobody hears.
She waits in her castle of make-believing
for her white knight to appear.

Pusy Willow --- down fur-lined avenue
brushing the sleep from her young woman eyes.
Runs for the train --- see, eight o'clock's coming
cutting dreams down to size again.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 12:50 AM

My pussy cats they're neutred
They're decent and they're clean
And keep respectful silence
When I sing god save the queen

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: just john
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 01:39 PM

In Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass
And in his pocket is a portrait of the Queen.
He likes to keep his fire engine clean.
It´s a clean machine.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: DannyC
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 02:28 PM

in the early mornin' rain
with a dollar in my hand
with an achin' in my heart
and my pockets full of sand

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 11:29 PM

She pit her haund untae her pocket
An gied him shillings three
O porter cairry this message well
Untae the queen frae me

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: DannyC
Date: 29 Jul 05 - 08:58 AM

she's been lookin' like a queen in a sailor's dream
and she don't often say what she really means

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: John O'L
Date: 30 Jul 05 - 08:46 PM

There she is, a-raving on the quayside
You can find her every night
Waiting for a steevedore from Tyneside
Ask for Rene - The Dockers' Delight

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 12:42 AM

And the sailors say, "Brandy, you're a fine girl"...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: John O'L
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 04:29 AM

So you can think that she'll be your Polly-on-the-shore
She'll be your sister or your lover or your whore
She'll be yours forever 'til you're safety out of view
And then she's looking for another sailor gullible as you

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: DannyC
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 08:12 AM

all night they tossed and tumbled
'til daylight did appear
the soldier rose put on he's clothes
said fare thee well me dear
for the drums they are a pounding
and the pipes they loudly play
if 'tweren't fer them dearest Polly
it's here with you i'd stay

Subject: Highwayman
From: khandu
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 12:13 PM

Still on a winter's night they say
when the wind is in the trees
When the moon is a ghostly galleon
tossed upon the cloudy seas
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight
over the purple moor
a highwayman comes riding,
riding, riding,
a highwayman comes riding
up to the old inn door.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 31 Jul 05 - 03:09 PM

He ain't seen her since that night
He can't cross the line, you know

Subject: Jim
From: khandu
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:15 AM

I guess that it was bound to happen
Was just a matter of time
Now I've come to my decision
And its a-one of the painful kind
'Cause now it seems that you wanted a martyr
Just a regular guy wouldn't do
But baby I can't hang upon no lover's cross for you

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:41 AM

I got a good ol' Christian raisin' and an eighth grade education
And ain't no call in y'all a-treatin' me this way

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: John O'L
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 01:56 AM

So thank you for showing me
That best friends can not be trusted
And thank you for lying to me
Your friendship, the good times we had
You can have 'em back

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: just john
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 08:55 AM

To me,
Coming from you,
"Friend" is a four letter word

"End" is the only part of the word
That I heard,
Call me morbid or absurd,
But
To me,
Coming from you,
"Friend" is a four letter word

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Cluin
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 07:06 PM

From now on, all my friends are gonna be strangers

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: khandu
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 07:36 PM

Ev'rybody I met seemed to be a rank stranger
No mother or dad, not a friend could I see
They knew not my name and I knew not their faces
I found they were all rank strangers to me.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,frogprince, in Seattle
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 11:14 PM

You've seen my face,
And you know my name...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: John O'L
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 11:41 PM

I lost everything I had to you
I lost everything I was for you
I used to have a language
I used to have a name
I had a name...

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 11:42 PM

And I carry it with me like my daddy did

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: DannyC
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 07:49 AM

Hey Carrie Ann!!
What's you name now
can anybody play?

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 04:09 PM

And I wanna know...

What's the name of the game?

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: DannyC
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 06:40 PM

take what you need
you think will last
and whatever you wish to keep
you'd better grab it fast

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 01:56 AM

Now Grabbit was me bustard
Me bustard was 'e
Thou'll never see a bustard
As chirpy as 'e.

As chirpy as 'e, as chirpy as 'e!
Thou'll never see a bustard as chirpy as 'e.

Subject: RE: You must leave now!!
From: just john
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 01:52 PM

Opportunity, -- opportunity -- is knockin' at your door!
Opportunity -- knocks but once -- and don't come back no more. --
So, Grab it when it's cold! Grab it when it's hot!
Grab at the time when you can grab a lot;